Getting a new car is such an annoying process

[Mix]

You can't tell if they're stalling or genuinely scared.

Just get out of the car, you won't get shot.

No one likes blood stained car seats.

[The_annoying_one]

Seeing as how you used my trademarked adjective, I can only assume you need my help. I’ll see what I can do, but no promises.

[tsar4]

My SOP has been to dress scuzzy, not shave & generally look unkempt.  It kept the aggressive salespersons away.  The one that took the risk is the one I would buy from.

I may have to rethink that if I ever can afford another car.

[Mix]

Got a new car!

Unfortunately, due to unforeseen circumstances, I am driving it straight to Mexico.

[discolé monade]

53 minutes ago, Mix said:

Got a new car!

Unfortunately, due to unforeseen circumstances, I am driving it straight to Mexico.

insurance scam?

i suggest leaving it at the tiajuana crossing parking lot.  ta

[Mix]

Getting into Mexico was super easy.

I don't know what everyone's complaining about.

I didn't have a single issue at the boarder.

[scoobdog]

41 minutes ago, Mix said:

Getting into Mexico was super easy.

I don't know what everyone's complaining about.

I didn't have a single issue at the boarder.

I didn’t know coyotes worked in reverse.

[viperxmns]

I havent bought as many cars since toys r us went out of business 

[Mix]

2 hours ago, scoobdog said:

I didn’t know coyotes worked in reverse.

And, surprisingly, without charge.

They were just grateful for the company.

It's a lonely journey back.

[Mix]

The coyotes sold me into sex slavery.

I'd be angrier if not for the flattering price they got.

 

[nameraka]

I find that if you throw a bunch of old quilts over the seats, nobody really notices the blood. A good air freshener also helps. I usually go with wintergreen or some such. Really cuts through that metallic blood smell, you know?

Edited February 27, 2024 by nameraka

[molarbear]

On 2/24/2024 at 8:19 PM, Mix said:

You can't tell if they're stalling or genuinely scared.

Just get out of the car, you won't get shot.

No one likes blood stained car seats.

I had the best experience last time, I gave this person money and they gave me a map with a big X on it

I skipped the kayak because the Arkansas river doesn't have enough water in it to really warrant trying to "caulk the gun and float across" (if you catch my drift) and uh just forded over to the vehicle

Hella Fun, 12/10

 

only problem is the car was underwater so now it doesn't work, but I got a really cool story out of it!