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Getting a new car is such an annoying process


Mix

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My SOP has been to dress scuzzy, not shave & generally look unkempt.  It kept the aggressive salespersons away.  The one that took the risk is the one I would buy from.

I may have to rethink that if I ever can afford another car.

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I find that if you throw a bunch of old quilts over the seats, nobody really notices the blood. A good air freshener also helps. I usually go with wintergreen or some such. Really cuts through that metallic blood smell, you know?

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On 2/24/2024 at 8:19 PM, Mix said:

You can't tell if they're stalling or genuinely scared.

Just get out of the car, you won't get shot.

No one likes blood stained car seats.

I had the best experience last time, I gave this person money and they gave me a map with a big X on it

I skipped the kayak because the Arkansas river doesn't have enough water in it to really warrant trying to "caulk the gun and float across" (if you catch my drift) and uh just forded over to the vehicle

Hella Fun, 12/10

 

only problem is the car was underwater so now it doesn't work, but I got a really cool story out of it!

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