The_annoying_one Posted April 16 Posted April 16 What do you call a psychic little person who escaped from prison? A small medium at large. 3 Quote
discolé monade Posted April 20 Posted April 20 i got a new pen that can write under water. it can write other words too. 3 Quote
Mode 7 Posted April 20 Posted April 20 What's the best way to shave weight off a car A crash diet 3 Quote
The_annoying_one Posted April 22 Posted April 22 What do runners eat before a race? Nothing. They fast. 1 Quote
The_annoying_one Posted April 22 Posted April 22 What did the pirate say when he turned 80? Aye, matey! 1 Quote
Mode 7 Posted May 2 Posted May 2 What do you get when you cross a banker with a fish? A loan shark 2 Quote
Mode 7 Posted May 2 Posted May 2 How can you tell when there's a whale in your closet? When you can't get the door shut 3 Quote
The_annoying_one Posted May 15 Posted May 15 Do they allow loud laughing in Hawaii? Or is it just a low ha? 2 Quote
Mode 7 Posted May 21 Posted May 21 What's black and white and red all over? An embarrassed zebra 3 Quote
Mode 7 Posted May 21 Posted May 21 My apartment is so small I have to go outside to change my mind 3 Quote
The_annoying_one Posted May 25 Posted May 25 Why shouldn’t you write with a broken pencil? Because it’s pointless. 2 2 Quote
Mode 7 Posted May 25 Posted May 25 What's black and white and orange all over? A skunk eating pumpkin pie 2 1 Quote
Mode 7 Posted May 25 Posted May 25 (edited) What do you call a gopher that can paint Vincent van Gopher Edited May 25 by Mode 7 2 Quote
discolé monade Posted May 28 Posted May 28 why don't cannibals eat clowns? because they taste funny. 4 Quote
Mode 7 Posted June 1 Posted June 1 What happens when you don't pay your exorcist bill? Your soul gets repossesed 4 Quote
The_annoying_one Posted June 1 Posted June 1 My boss asked me why I only get sick on workdays I said it must be a weekend immune system. 5 Quote
The_annoying_one Posted June 13 Posted June 13 I’m never going to another buffet in my life. The Peking duck would not stop staring at me. 5 Quote
discolé monade Posted July 2 Posted July 2 grandpa, tell me about dark comedy. hmm. ok, you see that guy with no arms? go wave at him. ... grandpa, you know i'm blind, right? BRAHARHAR, exactly 3 Quote
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted July 4 Posted July 4 2 hours ago, The_annoying_one said: What happened when 69 fought 70? 70 won. ………… This joke seems as obvious as the "7 ate 9" one and yet I've never heard this one before. Bravo! 1 Quote
The_annoying_one Posted July 4 Posted July 4 5 minutes ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said: This joke seems as obvious as the "7 ate 9" one and yet I've never heard this one before. Bravo! I can’t really take credit for this one. I found it online and had to read it twice before I got it. 2 Quote
The Evil Dr. Longshadow Posted Friday at 02:40 PM Posted Friday at 02:40 PM The Spice Girls heard me telling a joke and asked me to be a comedian for their opening act. So, now I'm Old Spice. Quote
André Toulon Posted Friday at 05:58 PM Author Posted Friday at 05:58 PM What do you call a dwarf with a drug addiction and an IQ that orbits his asshole.... Crackard. 1 4 Quote
The_annoying_one Posted 9 hours ago Posted 9 hours ago I sold my vacuum the other day. All it was doing was collecting dust. 4 Quote
Insipid Posted 8 hours ago Posted 8 hours ago On 7/11/2025 at 10:40 AM, The Evil Dr. Longshadow said: The Spice Girls heard me telling a joke and asked me to be a comedian for their opening act. So, now I'm Old Spice. 2 Quote
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