Mix Posted January 24 Share Posted January 24 Imagine finding out that cat's last owner un-lived themselves. Now you keep waking up to the cat staring at you. Do you immediately assume the cat ate that person's face and now has a taste for...y'know? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
[classic swim] Posted January 24 Share Posted January 24 Have it spayed. That oughta solve the problem. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Insipid Posted January 24 Share Posted January 24 I don't want this cat anymore. I'll give it to Packard. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scoobdog Posted January 24 Share Posted January 24 Never joke about giving Packard your cat. She'll be doomed to a lifetime of second hand smoke and frequent trips in the cat stroller around the slums of Atlantic City. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Insipid Posted January 24 Share Posted January 24 8 minutes ago, scoobdog said: Never joke about giving Packard your cat. She'll be doomed to a lifetime of second hand smoke and frequent trips in the cat stroller around the slums of Atlantic City. Oh well. She has nine lives. She can learn her lesson with one of them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_annoying_one Posted January 24 Share Posted January 24 I always assume cats are evil. Maybe not 24/7, but enough to cause problems. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scoobdog Posted January 24 Share Posted January 24 1 hour ago, Insipid said: Oh well. She has nine lives. She can learn her lesson with one of them. I can always welcome more cats. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
naraku360 Posted January 24 Share Posted January 24 I want a cat. We aren't allowed to have pets where I live, though. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
discolé monade Posted January 24 Share Posted January 24 this is kakame. i rescued her across the road, in a tree, at maybe 4 weeks. she is a fluffy butt, that has the cutest chirpy meow..... but make no mistake, she is the deadliest preditor up on the hill. she kills rattle snakes, ffs. she would definitately eat my face off if i died. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
discolé monade Posted January 24 Share Posted January 24 3 hours ago, Insipid said: I don't want this cat anymore. I'll give it to Packard. high paw. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scoobdog Posted January 24 Share Posted January 24 18 minutes ago, discolé monade said: this is kakame. i rescued her across the road, in a tree, at maybe 4 weeks. she is a fluffy butt, that has the cutest chirpy meow..... but make no mistake, she is the deadliest preditor up on the hill. she kills rattle snakes, ffs. she would definitately eat my face off if i died. I'd let her eat my face any day. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mix Posted January 24 Author Share Posted January 24 5 hours ago, Insipid said: I don't want this cat anymore. I'll give it to Packard. No matter what, based on this picture, you shouldn't be allowed to have this cat anymore. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Insipid Posted January 24 Share Posted January 24 3 minutes ago, Anthony Devulder said: No matter what, based on this picture, you shouldn't be allowed to have this cat anymore. I don't even have a cat. Anyway, 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mix Posted January 24 Author Share Posted January 24 4 minutes ago, Insipid said: I don't even have a cat. Anyway, In that thread i'm reacting to the "fucking the cat" joke, in this thread i'm making it....at least I was, until you ruined it 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
discolé monade Posted January 24 Share Posted January 24 1 hour ago, scoobdog said: I'd let her eat my face any day. i'm...not entirely sure how to feel about this. *adjusts* 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scoobdog Posted January 24 Share Posted January 24 25 minutes ago, Anthony Devulder said: In that thread i'm reacting to the "fucking the cat" joke, in this thread i'm making it....at least I was, until you ruined it Oh you didn’t need his help ruining that joke. It ruined itself. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scoobdog Posted January 24 Share Posted January 24 2 minutes ago, discolé monade said: i'm...not entirely sure how to feel about this. *adjusts* Nice. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mix Posted January 24 Author Share Posted January 24 57 minutes ago, scoobdog said: Oh you didn’t need his help ruining that joke. It ruined itself. You know how in politics, people call those who disagree with them "pedophiles". I think the unevenedge version of that is going to be Cat Fucker...as in, I saw what you been posting in this thread Cat Fucker. Yeah, I bet you would like it if they ate your face you sick bastard. Backing up your cat cafe pal. You two prowl for puss at cat cafes? Fucking cat fuckers always stick together. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scoobdog Posted January 24 Share Posted January 24 6 minutes ago, Anthony Devulder said: You know how in politics, people call those who disagree with them "pedophiles". I think the unevenedge version of that is going to be Cat Fucker...as in, I saw what you been posting in this thread Cat Fucker. Yeah, I bet you would like it if they ate your face you sick bastard. Backing up your cat cafe pal. You two prowl for puss at cat cafes? Fucking cat fuckers always stick together. Kind of rolls off the tongue. i Bet yooou wood love that, caat fukka. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mix Posted January 25 Author Share Posted January 25 7 minutes ago, scoobdog said: Kind of rolls off the tongue. i Bet yooou wood love that, caat fukka. I'm glad you got the accent I was going for, lol 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
discolé monade Posted January 25 Share Posted January 25 absolutely catchin' a vibe. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scoobdog Posted January 25 Share Posted January 25 10 minutes ago, Anthony Devulder said: I'm glad you got the accent I was going for, lol Well, I just wanted to match that cool, man of distinction vibe you exude. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mix Posted January 25 Author Share Posted January 25 29 minutes ago, scoobdog said: Well, I just wanted to match that cool, man of distinction vibe you exude. Thanks, i'm glad somebody noticed I be out here exudin' 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scoobdog Posted January 25 Share Posted January 25 5 hours ago, Anthony Devulder said: Thanks, i'm glad somebody noticed I be out here exudin' Fiiiya 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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