Imagine rescuing a cat

[Mix]

Imagine finding out that cat's last owner un-lived themselves.

Now you keep waking up to the cat staring at you.

Do you immediately assume the cat ate that person's face and now has a taste for...y'know?

[[classic swim]]

Have it spayed. That oughta solve the problem.

[Insipid]

I don't want this cat anymore. I'll give it to Packard.

[scoobdog]

Never joke about giving Packard your cat.  She'll be doomed to a lifetime of second hand smoke and frequent trips in the cat stroller around the slums of Atlantic City.

[Insipid]

8 minutes ago, scoobdog said:

Never joke about giving Packard your cat.  She'll be doomed to a lifetime of second hand smoke and frequent trips in the cat stroller around the slums of Atlantic City.

Oh well. She has nine lives. She can learn her lesson with one of them.

[The_annoying_one]

I always assume cats are evil. Maybe not 24/7, but enough to cause problems.

[scoobdog]

1 hour ago, Insipid said:

Oh well. She has nine lives. She can learn her lesson with one of them.

I can always welcome more cats.

[naraku360]

I want a cat. We aren't allowed to have pets where I live, though.

[discolé monade]

  

this is kakame. i rescued her across the road, in a tree, at maybe 4 weeks.  she is a fluffy butt, that has the cutest chirpy meow.....

but make no mistake, she is the deadliest preditor up on the hill. she kills rattle snakes, ffs. 

she would definitately eat my face off if i died.

 

[discolé monade]

3 hours ago, Insipid said:

I don't want this cat anymore. I'll give it to Packard.

high paw. 

[scoobdog]

18 minutes ago, discolé monade said:

  

this is kakame. i rescued her across the road, in a tree, at maybe 4 weeks.  she is a fluffy butt, that has the cutest chirpy meow.....

but make no mistake, she is the deadliest preditor up on the hill. she kills rattle snakes, ffs. 

she would definitately eat my face off if i died.

 

I'd let her eat my face any day.

[Mix]

5 hours ago, Insipid said:

I don't want this cat anymore. I'll give it to Packard.

No matter what, based on this picture, you shouldn't be allowed to have this cat anymore.

 

[Insipid]

3 minutes ago, Anthony Devulder said:

No matter what, based on this picture, you shouldn't be allowed to have this cat anymore.

 

I don't even have a cat.

Anyway,

 

[Mix]

4 minutes ago, Insipid said:

I don't even have a cat.

Anyway,

 

In that thread i'm reacting to the "fucking the cat" joke, in this thread i'm making it....at least I was, until you ruined it

[discolé monade]

1 hour ago, scoobdog said:

I'd let her eat my face any day.

i'm...not entirely sure how to feel about this. 

*adjusts*

[scoobdog]

25 minutes ago, Anthony Devulder said:

In that thread i'm reacting to the "fucking the cat" joke, in this thread i'm making it....at least I was, until you ruined it

Oh you didn’t need his help ruining that joke.  It ruined itself.

[scoobdog]

2 minutes ago, discolé monade said:

i'm...not entirely sure how to feel about this. 

*adjusts*

Nice.

[Mix]

57 minutes ago, scoobdog said:

Oh you didn’t need his help ruining that joke.  It ruined itself.

You know how in politics, people call those who disagree with them "pedophiles".

I think the unevenedge version of that is going to be Cat Fucker...as in, I saw what you been posting in this thread Cat Fucker.

Yeah, I bet you would like it if they ate your face you sick bastard.

Backing up your cat cafe pal. You two prowl for puss at cat cafes? Fucking cat fuckers always stick together.

[scoobdog]

6 minutes ago, Anthony Devulder said:

You know how in politics, people call those who disagree with them "pedophiles".

I think the unevenedge version of that is going to be Cat Fucker...as in, I saw what you been posting in this thread Cat Fucker.

Yeah, I bet you would like it if they ate your face you sick bastard.

Backing up your cat cafe pal. You two prowl for puss at cat cafes? Fucking cat fuckers always stick together.

Kind of rolls off the tongue.  i Bet yooou wood love that, caat fukka.

[Mix]

7 minutes ago, scoobdog said:

Kind of rolls off the tongue.  i Bet yooou wood love that, caat fukka.

I'm glad you got the accent I was going for, lol

[discolé monade]

absolutely catchin' a vibe. 

[scoobdog]

10 minutes ago, Anthony Devulder said:

I'm glad you got the accent I was going for, lol

Well, I just wanted to match that cool, man of distinction vibe you exude.

[Mix]

29 minutes ago, scoobdog said:

Well, I just wanted to match that cool, man of distinction vibe you exude.

Thanks, i'm glad somebody noticed I be out here exudin'

 

[scoobdog]

5 hours ago, Anthony Devulder said:

Thanks, i'm glad somebody noticed I be out here exudin'

 

Fiiiya