Greeny Posted October 1, 2023 Share Posted October 1, 2023 and that turd was literally a foot long. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemini Posted October 1, 2023 Share Posted October 1, 2023 Well, that's just special. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lynnrael Posted October 1, 2023 Share Posted October 1, 2023 like the style of sandwich? that's amazing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-Kudasai- Posted October 1, 2023 Share Posted October 1, 2023 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
discolé monade Posted October 1, 2023 Share Posted October 1, 2023 yes, but was it over 100 courics? 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_annoying_one Posted October 1, 2023 Share Posted October 1, 2023 Who the hell measures their turds? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
André Toulon Posted October 1, 2023 Share Posted October 1, 2023 10 minutes ago, The_annoying_one said: Who the hell measures their turds? Day Dreaming Davey (Avgn DDD episode) 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
[classic swim] Posted October 1, 2023 Share Posted October 1, 2023 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
discolé monade Posted October 2, 2023 Share Posted October 2, 2023 2 hours ago, The_annoying_one said: Who the hell measures their turds? Couric The standard unit measurement for mass weight of feces, as noted on the 2007 South Park episode "More Crap". The European Fecal Standards & Measurements Board in Zürich keeps track of the authenticity of its records. It is mentioned in the episode that "one Katie Couric is about two and a half pounds of excrement". The original record was set in 1960 at 7.5 Courics. It was revealed in October 2007 that the record excrement is in fact Bono of U2 fame, which had grown to 80 Courics. This explains why Bono seems so great, yet is still a piece of shit. That same day, American Randy Marsh set the new record at 100 Courics. The record still stands. me: damn dude, i gotta take the biggest dump, but i think i'm gonna wait till the plane lands. friend: oh yeah? how many courics do you think it weighs? me: I hadn't shit all week, i must be constipated..i'm guessing about 6 and half Courics. friend: fuck man! Don't you know you're not supposed to fly when on your turd trimester? by Tom Mauer October 24, 2007 1 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1pooh4u Posted October 2, 2023 Share Posted October 2, 2023 Bono didn’t beat the record. He is the record 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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