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Everything I've ever said about my life is true


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If I've been telling the truth to you guys for the past twelve years (which I have), what do you think of me? :)

 

Not very much.

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I think you could actually get a woman if you get rid of the alpha male stalker weirdo thing. I've seen pics of you.  you're not really bad looking, but nobody likes a creeper

 

 

 

Well ya got the alpha male part right...

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hmm, so you admit it's all an act then? for some social experiment?

 

 

Not quite an act, but I've never actually gone total psycho mode on a girl in real life, even though I've flipped over texts!

 

Like I've never stepped in front of a girl aggressively while demanding answers for her dodgy behavior because I always figured I'd get in trouble or some white knight would sneak up from behind me and tackle me to the ground causing her to think that I lost when I actually won.

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that's what I kind of figured, to be honest, you're not really a bad guy. but this experiment you're doing it kind of annoying, not me personally it ranges from annoyed to amused to indifferent. but you've got to know it kind of annoys people

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that's what I kind of figured, to be honest, you're not really a bad guy. but this experiment you're doing it kind of annoying, not me personally it ranges from annoyed to amused to indifferent. but you've got to know it kind of annoys people

 

 

Some people think I'm crazy and need to be arrested before I end up on World News Tonight.

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If I've been telling the truth to you guys for the past twelve years (which I have), what do you think of me? :)

If you have been telling the truth to us guys for the past twelve years (which I doubt). what do you want me to think of you? ???

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When she should be wrapping her arms around my neck and tackling me onto the bed. <3

Woooosh.

 

Also, preemptive "Woooosh" for what follows. G'night, tiger.

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