Vela Posted January 8, 2023 Posted January 8, 2023 from a letter written to The Economist mid 1800's. (with a mid-atlantic i.e. british-american accent). "In Year 1 that useless letter c would be dropped to be replased either by k or s, and likewise x would no longer be part of the alphabet. The only kase in which c would be retained would be the ch formation, which will be dealt with later. Year 2 might reform w spelling, so that which and one would take the same konsonant, wile Year 3 might well abolish y, replasing it with i, and Iear 4 might fiks the g/j anomali wonse and for all. Jenerally, then, the improvement would kontinue iear bai iear with Iear 5 doing awai with useless double konsonants, and Iears 6 to 12 or so modifaiing vowlz and the rimeining voist and unvoist konsonants. Bai Lear 15 or sou, it wud fainali bi posibl tu meik ius ov thi ridandant letez c, y, and x - bai now jast a memori in the maindz ov ould doderez --tu riplais ch, sh, and th ridpektivli. Fainali, xen, aafte sam 20 iers ov orxogrefkl riform, wi wud hev a lojikl, kohirnt speling in ius xrewawt se Ingliy-spiking werld." ~ Mark Twain. A plan for the improvement of the English language. 2 Quote
Vela Posted January 8, 2023 Author Posted January 8, 2023 6 minutes ago, stilgar said: Oh, I hate it. Think of how I felt typing that out. I came across it in a magazine with the inability to copy/paste it. 1 1 Quote
NewBluntsworth Posted January 8, 2023 Posted January 8, 2023 2 minutes ago, Vela said: Think of how I felt typing that out. I came across it in a magazine with the inability to copy/paste it. If only there was a way to find famous published quotes on the internet. Alas. 1 Quote
Gemini Posted January 8, 2023 Posted January 8, 2023 59 minutes ago, Vela said: from a letter written to The Economist mid 1800's. (with a mid-atlantic i.e. british-american accent). "In Year 1 that useless letter c would be dropped to be replased either by k or s, and likewise x would no longer be part of the alphabet. The only kase in which c would be retained would be the ch formation, which will be dealt with later. Year 2 might reform w spelling, so that which and one would take the same konsonant, wile Year 3 might well abolish y, replasing it with i, and Iear 4 might fiks the g/j anomali wonse and for all. Jenerally, then, the improvement would kontinue iear bai iear with Iear 5 doing awai with useless double konsonants, and Iears 6 to 12 or so modifaiing vowlz and the rimeining voist and unvoist konsonants. Bai Lear 15 or sou, it wud fainali bi posibl tu meik ius ov thi ridandant letez c, y, and x - bai now jast a memori in the maindz ov ould doderez --tu riplais ch, sh, and th ridpektivli. Fainali, xen, aafte sam 20 iers ov orxogrefkl riform, wi wud hev a lojikl, kohirnt speling in ius xrewawt se Ingliy-spiking werld." ~ Mark Twain. A plan for the improvement of the English language. This is why he should've stuck with writing novels and short stories. Quote
Vela Posted January 9, 2023 Author Posted January 9, 2023 2 hours ago, NewBluntsworth said: If only there was a way to find famous published quotes on the internet. Alas. ::shakes her cane at you:: Or...::kane:: Quote
NewBluntsworth Posted January 9, 2023 Posted January 9, 2023 Just now, Vela said: Or...::kane:: What does this mean? Quote
Vela Posted January 9, 2023 Author Posted January 9, 2023 1 hour ago, hornedlizardman said: This is why he should've stuck with writing novels and short stories. Hah, thankfully this was one of his satirical pieces. Quote
Vela Posted January 9, 2023 Author Posted January 9, 2023 1 minute ago, NewBluntsworth said: What does this mean? it's...just the word cane but formated in accordance to the 20th year outlined in the journal entry above. My apologies. 1 Quote
NewBluntsworth Posted January 9, 2023 Posted January 9, 2023 Just now, Vela said: it's...just the word cane but formated in accordance to the 20th year outlined in the journal entry above. My apologies. Oh yeah, I forgot what I just read Quote
Gemini Posted January 9, 2023 Posted January 9, 2023 37 minutes ago, Vela said: Hah, thankfully this was one of his satirical pieces. It makes sense. I must've missed that one. We had a collection of short stories he wrote when I was a kid. I don't remember reading that one in the collection. Quote
Vela Posted January 9, 2023 Author Posted January 9, 2023 54 minutes ago, NewBluntsworth said: Oh yeah, I forgot what I just read Or forget what you read. "Read" is a funny word - a verb, a noun, past and present tense. Quote
Vela Posted January 9, 2023 Author Posted January 9, 2023 21 minutes ago, hornedlizardman said: It makes sense. I must've missed that one. We had a collection of short stories he wrote when I was a kid. I don't remember reading that one in the collection. Yeah. This wouldn't have been in something like "Complete Works of," as it was a random entry in a journal magazine at the time. Quote
The_annoying_one Posted January 9, 2023 Posted January 9, 2023 5 minutes ago, Vela said: Or forget what you read. "Read" is a funny word - a verb, a noun, past and present tense. English is a funny language, anyway. Too many words mean the same damn thing. Quote
Gemini Posted January 9, 2023 Posted January 9, 2023 1 minute ago, The_annoying_one said: English is a funny language, anyway. Too many words mean the same damn thing. Um, some of those words are called synonyms, sir. Words that look or either sound the same are homonyms. There are two types: Homographs, which have the same spelling regardless of pronunciation, and homophones, which have the same pronunciation regardless of spelling. Quote
Vela Posted January 9, 2023 Author Posted January 9, 2023 1 minute ago, hornedlizardman said: Um, some of those words are called synonyms, sir. Words that look or either sound the same are homonyms. There are two types: Homographs, which have the same spelling regardless of pronunciation, and homophones, which have the same pronunciation regardless of spelling. Still I agree with him 😄 1 Quote
Gemini Posted January 9, 2023 Posted January 9, 2023 Just now, Vela said: Still I agree with him 😄 I know. He's definitely right. I'm just being an English nerd. Quote
The_annoying_one Posted January 9, 2023 Posted January 9, 2023 7 minutes ago, hornedlizardman said: Um, some of those words are called synonyms, sir. Words that look or either sound the same are homonyms. There are two types: Homographs, which have the same spelling regardless of pronunciation, and homophones, which have the same pronunciation regardless of spelling. Be that as it may or may not be that, my original point still stands. Good day, sir! 1 1 Quote
Vela Posted January 9, 2023 Author Posted January 9, 2023 2 minutes ago, hornedlizardman said: Oh, btw, someone on the boards is pretty convinced I'm you. And I'm not being meme-y. Although this reminds me of what I said the other day. This is the character I referenced: Quote
Gemini Posted January 9, 2023 Posted January 9, 2023 2 minutes ago, The_annoying_one said: Be that as it may or may not be that, my original point still stands. Good day, sir! I actually agree with you. I'm just pointing out what they are. lol Quote
Gemini Posted January 9, 2023 Posted January 9, 2023 Just now, Vela said: Oh, btw, someone on the boards is pretty convinced I'm you. And I'm not being meme-y. Although this reminds me of what I said the other day. This is the character I referenced: orly? lulz Quote
The_annoying_one Posted January 9, 2023 Posted January 9, 2023 10 minutes ago, hornedlizardman said: I actually agree with you. I'm just pointing out what they are. lol I know. I’m just having a little fun with you. 😛 Quote
Gemini Posted January 9, 2023 Posted January 9, 2023 16 minutes ago, The_annoying_one said: I know. I’m just having a little fun with you. 😛 And having fun is what it's all about. Well, that and hookers and blow. Quote
Insipid Posted January 9, 2023 Posted January 9, 2023 Mid-Atlantic accent wasn't a thing yet in the mid 1800s. It was an affected speech pattern that coincided with the rise of radio and fell out of fashion after WW2. (Had to be that person) 1 Quote
Vela Posted January 9, 2023 Author Posted January 9, 2023 7 hours ago, Insipid said: Mid-Atlantic accent wasn't a thing yet in the mid 1800s. It was an affected speech pattern that coincided with the rise of radio and fell out of fashion after WW2. (Had to be that person) If it weren't for people like you we'd be rampant with misinformation! Also, when I think about it...if it really was written by Mark Twain wouldn't it have been more of a southern accent? 1 Quote
Gemini Posted January 9, 2023 Posted January 9, 2023 2 minutes ago, Vela said: If it weren't for people like you we'd be rampant with misinformation! Also, when I think about it...if it really was written by Mark Twain wouldn't it have been more of a southern accent? Samuel Langhorn Clemens, aka Mark Twain, was from Missouri. Which if you think about it, can be considered both the South and the Midwest. I guess it depends on the region in which you place the state. Quote
Vela Posted January 9, 2023 Author Posted January 9, 2023 8 minutes ago, hornedlizardman said: Samuel Langhorn Clemens, aka Mark Twain, was from Missouri. Which if you think about it, can be considered both the South and the Midwest. I guess it depends on the region in which you place the state. We'll never know I guess...and that doesn't bother me at all...not at all...nope... ...damn it. 1 Quote
Gemini Posted January 9, 2023 Posted January 9, 2023 2 minutes ago, Vela said: We'll never know I guess...and that doesn't bother me at all...not at all...nope... ...damn it. Aw, i didn't mean to cause you distress. Quote
Vela Posted January 9, 2023 Author Posted January 9, 2023 6 minutes ago, hornedlizardman said: Aw, i didn't mean to cause you distress. Oh believe me, this is not you, this is a l l l l l l l l me, lol. Quote
Gemini Posted January 9, 2023 Posted January 9, 2023 2 minutes ago, Vela said: Oh believe me, this is not you, this is a l l l l l l l l me, lol. Yeah, I had to do a research paper on Mark Twain for junior English in high school. I also learned why he chose the name Mark Twain. Quote
Vela Posted January 10, 2023 Author Posted January 10, 2023 Do tell, do tell, while I lurk some more. Quote
Gemini Posted January 10, 2023 Posted January 10, 2023 There's not a whole lot to tell. I wrote it and I passed. Quote
Vela Posted January 10, 2023 Author Posted January 10, 2023 1 hour ago, hornedlizardman said: There's not a whole lot to tell. I wrote it and I passed. Wait, actually...I think I know this one. ... .. . nope...it's not there anymore...but something to do with steamboats? Micky Mouse? ... ... I think I'm tired again. 2 Quote
Gemini Posted January 10, 2023 Posted January 10, 2023 Just now, Vela said: Wait, actually...I think I know this one. ... .. . nope...it's not there anymore...but something to do with steamboats? Micky Mouse? ... ... I think I'm tired again. Yes. They would mark the water level relative to the steamboat by saying either quarter twain, half twain, or mark twain. The water line is at the optimal level when they would call out mark twain. He was, if I remember correctly, on a steamboat on the Mississippi river near his native Hannibal, Missouri, and heard this and decided that it would be a good pseudonym. 1 Quote
Vela Posted January 10, 2023 Author Posted January 10, 2023 2 minutes ago, hornedlizardman said: Yes. They would mark the water level relative to the steamboat by saying either quarter twain, half twain, or mark twain. The water line is at the optimal level when they would call out mark twain. He was, if I remember correctly, on a steamboat on the Mississippi river near his native Hannibal, Missouri, and heard this and decided that it would be a good pseudonym. THANK you. 1 Quote
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted January 10, 2023 Posted January 10, 2023 Hornedlizard being all Brian Griffin over here. 2 Quote
Gemini Posted January 11, 2023 Posted January 11, 2023 15 hours ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said: Hornedlizard being all Brian Griffin over here. I mean the more you know, right? Quote
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