That_One_Guy Posted July 7, 2022 Share Posted July 7, 2022 I came out to fuck this girl and my battery died on the way home. Now I'm stranded in a sketchy lumber yard in the pitch black. Might die. It's been real. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted July 7, 2022 Share Posted July 7, 2022 Well at least your battery died coming back after fucking, not on your way to fucking. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That_One_Guy Posted July 7, 2022 Author Share Posted July 7, 2022 2 minutes ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said: Well at least your battery died coming back after fucking, not on your way to fucking. True. Lol at least I got my carrot wet before I croaked Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scoobdog Posted July 7, 2022 Share Posted July 7, 2022 Your photo travelogue game is trash bro. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ric Posted July 7, 2022 Share Posted July 7, 2022 Alright if you get tied up, have your nurse fill us in on how you're doing. 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sawdy Posted July 7, 2022 Share Posted July 7, 2022 25 minutes ago, Ric said: Alright if you get tied up, have your nurse fill us in on how you're doing. Beat me by 25 minutes…. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vamped Posted July 7, 2022 Share Posted July 7, 2022 Are you driving an Escape or do the inside of all Fords look the same? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That_One_Guy Posted July 7, 2022 Author Share Posted July 7, 2022 8 hours ago, scoobdog said: Your photo travelogue game is trash bro. My everything is trash bruh 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That_One_Guy Posted July 7, 2022 Author Share Posted July 7, 2022 7 hours ago, Ric said: Alright if you get tied up, have your nurse fill us in on how you're doing. Tf you talking bout 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That_One_Guy Posted July 7, 2022 Author Share Posted July 7, 2022 9 minutes ago, Vamped said: Are you driving an Escape or do the inside of all Fords look the same? Focus 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vamped Posted July 7, 2022 Share Posted July 7, 2022 2 minutes ago, That_One_Guy said: Focus Damn I guess they all look the same then. The knee cap in the corner had me 2nd guessing. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That_One_Guy Posted July 7, 2022 Author Share Posted July 7, 2022 1 minute ago, Vamped said: Damn I guess they all look the same then. The knee cap in the corner had me 2nd guessing. It's a piece of garbage lol. Bitch ass battery had me stranded Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vamped Posted July 7, 2022 Share Posted July 7, 2022 1 minute ago, That_One_Guy said: It's a piece of garbage lol. Bitch ass battery had me stranded Make sure to check your battery, fluids, and tires before all dick appointments in the future. This helpful tip brought to you by AAA 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That_One_Guy Posted July 7, 2022 Author Share Posted July 7, 2022 Just now, Vamped said: Make sure to check your battery, fluids, and tires before all dick appointments in the future. This helpful tip brought to you by AAA I always check the fluids bro Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UnDeRwOrlDpRiNcEsS Posted July 7, 2022 Share Posted July 7, 2022 Imagine driving a ford. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
katt_goddess Posted July 7, 2022 Share Posted July 7, 2022 Photo disappoint. I was expecting trash pandas on the hood. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lupin_bebop Posted July 7, 2022 Share Posted July 7, 2022 17 hours ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said: Well at least your battery died coming back after fucking, not on your way to fucking. This. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vamped Posted July 7, 2022 Share Posted July 7, 2022 1 hour ago, UnDeRwOrlDpRiNcEsS said: Imagine driving a ford. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scoobdog Posted July 7, 2022 Share Posted July 7, 2022 7 hours ago, That_One_Guy said: It's a piece of garbage lol. Bitch ass battery had me stranded Not to say anything, but it's probably not your battery unless you turned your car off in front of a lumberyard..... which is possible if you saw a clussy. It's probably your alternator, Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vamped Posted July 7, 2022 Share Posted July 7, 2022 14 hours ago, Ric said: Alright if you get tied up, have your nurse fill us in on how you're doing. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lupin_bebop Posted July 7, 2022 Share Posted July 7, 2022 1 hour ago, UnDeRwOrlDpRiNcEsS said: Imagine driving a ford. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That_One_Guy Posted July 7, 2022 Author Share Posted July 7, 2022 3 hours ago, UnDeRwOrlDpRiNcEsS said: Imagine driving a ford. All I can afford homie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That_One_Guy Posted July 7, 2022 Author Share Posted July 7, 2022 2 hours ago, katt_goddess said: Photo disappoint. I was expecting trash pandas on the hood. Always next time 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That_One_Guy Posted July 7, 2022 Author Share Posted July 7, 2022 1 hour ago, scoobdog said: Not to say anything, but it's probably not your battery unless you turned your car off in front of a lumberyard..... which is possible if you saw a clussy. It's probably your alternator, We fucked in the woods. I had my battery on. I went to turn on the engine for the ac and that's when I realized it was dead. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That_One_Guy Posted July 7, 2022 Author Share Posted July 7, 2022 1 hour ago, Vamped said: Did I miss something wtf is this about? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scoobdog Posted July 7, 2022 Share Posted July 7, 2022 2 minutes ago, That_One_Guy said: We fucked in the woods. I had my battery on. I went to turn on the engine for the ac and that's when I realized it was dead. Oh..... So you and your date were stranded after you fucked? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That_One_Guy Posted July 7, 2022 Author Share Posted July 7, 2022 Just now, scoobdog said: Oh..... So you and your date were stranded after you fucked? I wouldn't call it a date exactly but yes sort of 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vamped Posted July 7, 2022 Share Posted July 7, 2022 29 minutes ago, That_One_Guy said: Did I miss something wtf is this about? You missed .... ALOT. But you're probably better off for it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vamped Posted July 7, 2022 Share Posted July 7, 2022 27 minutes ago, scoobdog said: Oh..... So you and your date were stranded after you fucked? Where did you get date from? XD He got stranded after he dropped off some dick 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scoobdog Posted July 7, 2022 Share Posted July 7, 2022 1 minute ago, Vamped said: Where did you get date from? XD It was a euphemism, obviously. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That_One_Guy Posted July 8, 2022 Author Share Posted July 8, 2022 40 minutes ago, Vamped said: You missed .... ALOT. But you're probably better off for it Lol aight 🤷♂️ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That_One_Guy Posted July 8, 2022 Author Share Posted July 8, 2022 36 minutes ago, scoobdog said: It was a euphemism, obviously. It was a pipe fitting 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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