Mix Posted October 21, 2021 Share Posted October 21, 2021 Do you become filled with rage? I used to be just like you. I'd question how they effortlessly tasted the sauce they were making without burning themselves. I tried everything. Blow on it first, use spoon from freezer, make deal with devil....I tried it all. I finally figured out the secret. Those fucks are drunk. They can't feel a thing and it makes cooking fun. It also explains how Rachael Ray went from cooking for people to making food for animals. I'm not going to blame alcohol for Mario Batali groping those women, but i'm sure it didn't help. Hell's Kitchen was originally about Gordon Ramsay's fight for sobriety in the one place that triggered his drinking, but the producers went another way with it once they saw how he was coping. Eighteen seasons and half a dozen assault charges later and Gordon is still sober, god bless him. 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tsar4 Posted October 21, 2021 Share Posted October 21, 2021 Grew up watching Graham Kerr (I never saw Keith Floyd), so you might be on to something. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
molarbear Posted October 21, 2021 Share Posted October 21, 2021 4 hours ago, Mix said: Do you become filled with rage? I used to be just like you. I'd question how they effortlessly tasted the sauce they were making without burning themselves. I tried everything. Blow on it first, use spoon from freezer, make deal with devil....I tried it all. I finally figured out the secret. Those fucks are drunk. They can't feel a thing and it makes cooking fun. It also explains how Rachael Ray went from cooking for people to making food for animals. I'm not going to blame alcohol for Mario Batali groping those women, but i'm sure it didn't help. Hell's Kitchen was originally about Gordon Ramsay's fight for sobriety in the one place that triggered his drinking, but the producers went another way with it once they saw how he was coping. Eighteen seasons and half a dozen assault charges later and Gordon is still sober, god bless him. Still convinced it's this one... no one can peel a clove of garlic perfectly in 2.7 seconds Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted October 21, 2021 Share Posted October 21, 2021 12 hours ago, Mix said: Do you become filled with rage? I used to be just like you. I'd question how they effortlessly tasted the sauce they were making without burning themselves. I tried everything. Blow on it first, use spoon from freezer, make deal with devil....I tried it all. I finally figured out the secret. Those fucks are drunk. They can't feel a thing and it makes cooking fun. It also explains how Rachael Ray went from cooking for people to making food for animals. I'm not going to blame alcohol for Mario Batali groping those women, but i'm sure it didn't help. Hell's Kitchen was originally about Gordon Ramsay's fight for sobriety in the one place that triggered his drinking, but the producers went another way with it once they saw how he was coping. Eighteen seasons and half a dozen assault charges later and Gordon is still sober, god bless him. Yes, but did you make a deal with the ROBOT devil to switch tongues with him? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlackNoir Posted October 21, 2021 Share Posted October 21, 2021 Hey...its me....THAT guy. I mean, they aren't pouring it into their face...i test broths, sauces and shit at full ferocity all the time....a tad don't burn 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mix Posted October 21, 2021 Author Share Posted October 21, 2021 16 hours ago, tsar4 said: Grew up watching Graham Kerr (I never saw Keith Floyd), so you might be on to something. I've never heard of these people, tsar. The cold war is over. You can wear jeans and use up to date references. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mix Posted October 21, 2021 Author Share Posted October 21, 2021 3 hours ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said: Yes, but did you make a deal with the ROBOT devil to switch tongues with him? There's just so many devils these days it's hard to know who to make a deal with in any given situation. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mix Posted October 21, 2021 Author Share Posted October 21, 2021 3 hours ago, BlackNoir said: But it's hot though Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tsar4 Posted October 21, 2021 Share Posted October 21, 2021 2 hours ago, Mix said: I've never heard of these people, tsar. The cold war is over. You can wear jeans and use up to date references. Graham Kerr was an Aussie chef, having a cooking tv show long before most anyone else. He pretty much swilled wine the whole show. I never saw or heard of Keith Floyd until I tried looking up drunk chefs to find Kerr. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GunStarHero Posted October 24, 2021 Share Posted October 24, 2021 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chapinator_X Posted October 25, 2021 Share Posted October 25, 2021 You gotta power through the burning sensation. It’s the only way to know if you need more salt or spices. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ric Posted October 26, 2021 Share Posted October 26, 2021 I don't watch cooking shows. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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