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So i just got my oil changed. They said i needed tires


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The guy working at the oil change place offered you sex for tires?

 

No. Another customer that was getting work done followed me to my car and started talking to me. When i got to my car i was looking at my tires and he asked me why then i told him i needed new tires.

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No. Another customer that was getting work done followed me to my car and started talking to me. When i got to my car i was looking at my tires and he asked me why then i told him i needed new tires.

 

wait you didn't do anything with him did you?

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sucking dick for tires?

 

damn, not even crack whores stoop that low.

 

crack whores dont have cars. they take buses cross country for men who fucking other bitches

 

and i would never suck old man dick. i was thinking of maybe just keeping him company until i got the tires then disappearing

 

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crack whores dont have cars. they take buses cross country for men who fucking other bitches

 

and i would never suck old man dick. i was thinking of maybe just keeping him company until i got the tires then disappearing

 

  You truly are a horrible person.

I used to feel bad about the abuse that was heaped on you.

I don't anymore.

:|

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When he said he would be willing to "take care of your worn rubber" he was still talking about the tires, fuggs.  It had nothing to do with sex.

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  You truly are a horrible person.

I used to feel bad about the abuse that was heaped on you.

I don't anymore.

:|

 

 

i like how im the horrible person but old guy gets no judgement for going around asking young women to have sex with him for money

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When he said he would be willing to "take care of your worn rubber" he was still talking about the tires, fuggs.  It had nothing to do with sex.

 

 

meh.

i give you great material and you come up with this? not your best by far

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i like how im the horrible person but old guy gets no judgement for going around asking young women to have sex with him for money

 

When did he ask young women to have sex with him for money?  He asked you.

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meh.

i give you great material and you come up with this? not your best by far

 

I would have gone with you needing your oil changed but I thought that was too on the nose. 

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Ew.

 

Also, you can check tread depth with a penny.

 

If you put the penny between treads upside down and see ALL of Lincoln's head, you need tires. If his head is covered by any height of tread, you're still good... but not for too much longer.

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Ew.

 

Also, you can check tread depth with a penny.

 

If you put the penny between treads upside down and see ALL of Lincoln's head, you need tires. If his head is covered by any height of tread, you're still good... but not for too much longer.

 

Thank you. They look good to me but both the dealership and firestone says i need new ones. I will do the penny thing tomorrow. My tire pressure sensor went off tonight...im suspect they did something to the tire..hopefully i can get it fixed tomorrow because i have a lot to do.

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i like how im the horrible person but old guy gets no judgement for going around asking young women to have sex with him for money

 

none of this happened....and its getting sad...like zeni sad

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Because its funny to me. Thats the whole reason im even here bugeyed cunt. :)

 

 

if it were so 'funny' why doesnt anyone here think it is? its pathetic that what it is....and call me all the names you want...doesnt bother me...im white so i already win

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if it were so 'funny' why doesnt anyone here think it is? its pathetic that what it is....and call me all the names you want...doesnt bother me...im white so i already win

 

But yer fat with a bad personality so it  kind of cancels your whiteness out.

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But yer fat with a bad personality so it  kind of cancels your whiteness out.

 

fuggly you really shouldnt project your issues on other people...its unbecoming

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But yer fat with a bad personality so it  kind of cancels your whiteness out.

 

Even if you hadn't ever shared your photo I would know you're not white because you asserted this.

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Thank you. They look good to me but both the dealership and firestone says i need new ones. I will do the penny thing tomorrow. My tire pressure sensor went off tonight...im suspect they did something to the tire..hopefully i can get it fixed tomorrow because i have a lot to do.

 

Probably let air out :D

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