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I think I'm gonna pay somebody to beat me up


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Posted
2 minutes ago, Sawdamizer said:

Whatcha offering?

hmmm the Irish are renowned for their fighting abilities but I don't have anything that would impress u

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13 minutes ago, RainyDayJizz#35 said:

I thought about it seriously but I'm such a bitch about hurting people. I thought about going body shots and it's like, "I don't want to punch poof!"

well it needs to be done I'm a bad poof that deserves it

Posted
1 hour ago, Kudasai said:

Would a simple spanking do? I just don't have the energy to for a full on fisticuffs.

yea I mean a spanking I can get anywhere. This is dark depravity 

Posted
1 minute ago, Poof said:

yea I mean a spanking I can get anywhere. This is dark depravity 

I'm too tired to spank anyway so I guess I'll just use the cattle prod

 

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6 minutes ago, Kudasai said:

I'm too tired to spank anyway so I guess I'll just use the cattle prod

 

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Posted

they charge more for that because you can still get them for  assault   also does the same and have them sign an NDA and you signed the NDA also

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1 minute ago, ghostrek said:

they charge more for that because you can still get them for  assault   also does the same and have them sign an NDA and you signed the NDA also

yea good point and they'd have no recourse whatsoever I mean what are they gonna do beat me up?

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Just now, Poof said:

yea good point and they'd have no recourse whatsoever I mean what are they gonna do beat me up?

yes  this time for free and they migth kill you and eat you

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10 minutes ago, ghostrek said:

yes  this time for free and they migth kill you and eat you

I've lived a full life

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Just now, Poof said:

i feel at least 3x your age ghosty

okay beat up constantly because of my disability denied careers I wanted and I've been in about 6 non fatal and non serious car wrecks

victim of neglect as a baby you had a harder life than me sure I believe that

Posted

One of my patients told me they were going to hire someone to kill them for 400 bucks so if thats the going rate for murder, it must not be too expensive 

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5 minutes ago, ghostrek said:

okay beat up constantly because of my disability denied careers I wanted and I've been in about 6 non fatal and non serious car wrecks

victim of neglect as a baby you had a harder life than me sure I believe that

you're right that is a good point. We have a lot in common tho unfortunately actually

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Just now, ghostrek said:

Excuse me yes I do fuck off motherfucker you fuck yourself

God dammit we're trying to get your cock jerked over here and you're just throwing wrenches like some asshole Double Dragon boss. Get your ass in the fucking game ghostrek.

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