scoobdog Posted February 10, 2021 Share Posted February 10, 2021 A calendar event? Is this the level of commitment to flopped jokes we should be expecting? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RainyDayJizz#35 Posted February 10, 2021 Share Posted February 10, 2021 22 minutes ago, scoobdog said: A calendar event? Is this the level of commitment to flopped jokes we should be expecting? Yes, that's just vandalism. I don't care if finding out horse cum is one of humanities most cherished fluids hilarious only to me. It is so fucking funny horse cum can be worth millions of dollars. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seight Posted February 10, 2021 Share Posted February 10, 2021 3 hours ago, RainyDayJizz#35 said: What animal wouldn't want to get a handjob though? I've seen a monkey look at humans weird when they were laughing at him jerking off. "You're laughing but watching me do it so who's the idiot here, huh?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1pooh4u Posted February 10, 2021 Share Posted February 10, 2021 7 hours ago, Poof said: this part is so true tho It went off the rails after that part about going on the road Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1pooh4u Posted February 10, 2021 Share Posted February 10, 2021 I also cheated after that first sentence. I used the predictive text but not specifically the middle button cuz after that first sentence I was like, nuh uh, not this shit again 😬💩 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Le Guignon Posted February 10, 2021 Share Posted February 10, 2021 7 hours ago, Poof said: do u have quarter laundry in ur apt complex? Yes. The only thing I can think of is the best time in the world to get the domino's pizza and wings and sides of a doggy style lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted February 10, 2021 Author Share Posted February 10, 2021 5 hours ago, 1pooh4u said: I also cheated after that first sentence. I used the predictive text but not specifically the middle button cuz after that first sentence I was like, nuh uh, not this shit again 😬💩 But the loops show us the fixations deep in your mind Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted February 10, 2021 Author Share Posted February 10, 2021 2 hours ago, Le Guignon said: Yes. The only thing I can think of is the best time in the world to get the domino's pizza and wings and sides of a doggy style lol Yea why else would the bank and laundry be connected is that 2nd paragraph.. predictive text? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RainyDayJizz#35 Posted February 15, 2021 Share Posted February 15, 2021 I did this with no prompt, that got fucking dark fast. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted February 15, 2021 Author Share Posted February 15, 2021 5 hours ago, RainyDayJizz#35 said: I did this with no prompt, that got fucking dark fast. doesnt count unless u post it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RainyDayJizz#35 Posted February 15, 2021 Share Posted February 15, 2021 3 hours ago, Poof said: doesnt count unless u post it It got too personal so I got rid of it. It was pretty interesting after that first one was so fun, I kept hitting the button hoping the next word was better but gut checks just kept coming. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted February 15, 2021 Author Share Posted February 15, 2021 middle button Thing is I have a good day and I’m sorry for my life I love it you have a lot to me and I’m sorry for my life I miss my heart and I’m so tired of it being a very tired I love it you know I miss my life and I’m so tired of it I miss my heart and I’m sorry for that you don’t know what I want you like to me feel so tired I miss my life and I’m so tired of it I love it I miss my life and I’m sorry for that you don’t know what I want you like you do you even know what if you’re going on a life I don’t want to be a good life you don’t know how to feel like you’re not going on my heart I don’t want you to feel sorry I don’t know you feel so tired you don’t know how to do it like I don’t want to be with me and I miss my life and I don’t know you don’t know how you to do that you don’t know how to feel like you’re tired and I’m sorry for my heart I don’t want you like to me I want to be with me I love it I love it you have a good friend and I’m sorry for my life I’m sorry for my life I miss you too I miss my life I love it I miss my heart and I’m so tired of being so bored I don’t know you don’t want me I miss my heart and I’m so tired of it I miss you too much I miss my life and I’m so tired of it I miss my life and I’m so tired of it I miss you too I love it you know I miss my heart and I’m so tired of it I miss my life and I’m sorry for that I love it I miss my life and I’m so tired of being so bored and I love it you have a lot to me I miss my life I miss my life and I’m sorry for that I love it you have a good friend and I’m so tired of being so bored and I love it I miss my heart I miss my life and I’m sorry for that you mean I miss my heart and I’m so tired of it I miss my life I miss you too much I’m sorry for my life I’m sorry for my life I love it I miss my life and I’m so tired of it I miss you I miss miss my life and I’m so tired of it I love it I miss my heart and I’m sorry for that you mean you don’t have like to miss you I miss my life I miss my life and I’m so tired of it I miss my heart and I’m sorry for that you don’t have to let go on you and I miss my life and I’m so tired of it I miss my heart I love it you have a lot to do Right button Thing is that you’re tired 😴 I don’t wanna you do you want to do it I love 💕 so you can just do something else like 👍 I just want to say thank me and you have so not me you want me to go back and I try and not have like 👍 I miss your time I’m tired 😴 you know what I’m going through the park to get the things that you’re so dumb you like 👍 me up 🆙 you want me to go back in to the house 🏡 you know what you’re saying I don’t know 🤷♂️ you’re going through my mind and you’re going through my mind I’m not really bad I miss your time I’m tired 😴 you I don’t have anything to do you like 👍 I’m tired 😴 I’m not tired 😴 I’m so bored 😑 I’m so not bored 😑 my phone 📲 my love 😍 and my love 😍 I’m tired 😴 and my love 😍 love ❤️ so tired 😓 love 💕 so sorry 😞 and I’m so tired 😓 and tired 😓 I’m so bored 😐 I’m so not bored 😐 just tired 😴 and tired 😴 I’m so bored 😑 I’m so not bored 😑 just tired 😴 and tired 😴 I’m so bored 😑 I’m so not bored 😐 just tired 😓 I’m so bored 😑 I’m so not bored 😑 just tired 😴 I’m so bored 😑 I’m so not bored 😐 just tired 😴 I’m so bored 😑 I’m so not bored 😑 just tired 😴 I’m so bored 😑 I’m so not bored 😑 just tired 😴 I’m so bored 😑 I’m so not bored 😐 just tired 😓 I’m so bored 😐 I’m so not bored 😐 just tired 😓 I’m so bored 😐 I’m so not bored 😐 just tired 😓 I’m so bored 😐 I’m so not bored 😐 just tired 😓 I’m so bored 😐 I’m so not bored 😐 just tired 😓 I’m so bored 😐 I’m so not bored 😐 just tired 😓 I’m so bored 😐 I’m so not bored 😐 just tired 😓 I’m so bored 😐 I’m so not bored 😑 Left button Thing is my life I love it I love you so much I love you so I love you I love it you have to be a very good friend I love you so much I’m so sorry I love you so much I’m so sorry I love you so much I’m so sorry I love you so much I’m so sorry I love you so much I’m so sorry I love you so much I’m so sorry I love you so much I’m so sorry I love you so much I’m so sorry I love you so much I’m so sorry I love you so much I’m so sorry I love you so much I’m so sorry I love you so much I’m so sorry I love you so much I’m so sorry I love you so much I’m so sorry I love you so much I’m so sorry I love you so much I’m so sorry I love you so much I’m so sorry I love you so much I’m so sorry I love you so much I’m so sorry I love you so much I’m so sorry I love you so much 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sawdamizer Posted February 15, 2021 Share Posted February 15, 2021 Right button What 😳 😳 😳 😳 😳 😳 😳 😳 😳 😳 😳 😳 😳 😳 😳 😳 😳 😳 😳 😳 😳 😳 😳 😳 😳 Left button I am not sure if I am going to be able to make it to the meeting on Friday and I will be there on the 15th and I will be there for the next couple of days and I will be there for the next couple of days and I will be there for the next couple of days and I will be there for the next couple of days and I will be there for the next couple of days Middle Minutes and I am not going on the floor of my room to make a living in my house for the most of the day I would be a bit more comfortable for you and your team and the other two teams that you have a lot to think of her as a parent or not and she doesn't care for you too and she doesn't care for her and she doesn't care for you and she doesn't care for her and she doesn't care for you and she doesn't care for her and she doesn't care for you 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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