Still Me Posted February 8, 2021 Share Posted February 8, 2021 Am I legally allowed to punch the owner in the throat? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted February 8, 2021 Share Posted February 8, 2021 I unno I’m not a lawyer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azalar Hex Posted February 8, 2021 Share Posted February 8, 2021 (edited) It's not a crime if they die and nobody can trace it back to you. It's not a crime if they don't see who did it. Edited February 8, 2021 by Azalar Hex Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlackNoir Posted February 8, 2021 Share Posted February 8, 2021 Nope, gotta hit the dog. That's how it works, sorry. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nameraka Posted February 8, 2021 Share Posted February 8, 2021 https://unevenedge.com/topic/50743-i-am-not-a-lawyer/?tab=comments#comment-1002726 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seight Posted February 9, 2021 Share Posted February 9, 2021 Let nature take its course* *the dog will probably bite them eventually Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
resurrected Posted February 9, 2021 Share Posted February 9, 2021 On 2/8/2021 at 11:12 AM, BlackNoir said: Nope, gotta hit the dog. That's how it works, sorry. I came here just to say that, and I was surprised to see anyone else say it. Pets aren't above that disciplinary ass whoopin. Of course, where I come from, if an animal bites you, you either knock the shit out of it, or shoot it. We lost a shit load of chickens one time because someone's dogs came and broke into the pen and killed all of them. Their dogs were shot for their trouble. The owner called the cops to us, and the cops said not only was there no criminal charges to be filed against us, but we could take his ass to court for the cost of the chickens. Which is what happened. Don't get me wrong, I'm not gonna go around fucking with any animals, but if they fuck around with me, they'll find out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
resurrected Posted February 10, 2021 Share Posted February 10, 2021 8 hours ago, Quackers said: animal abuse solves everything suck my dick Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skiles Posted February 11, 2021 Share Posted February 11, 2021 Go out there and bark back. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lasty Posted February 11, 2021 Share Posted February 11, 2021 Interference with the circadian rhythm is tantamount to assault in my book. Self defense? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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