That_One_Guy Posted February 3, 2021 Share Posted February 3, 2021 So lately I've been getting shocked by static electricity like a mother fucker at work. Every fucking day I get shocked viciously. It happens so much it's starting to affect my ability to do my job. Anyway I was reshelving cosmetics. The shelves were already shocking the fuck out of me but I was able to ignore it. Well I had my crotch against the metal of the topstock cart I was standing on and I shit you not my fucking cock got zapped through my fucking pants. It scared the fuck out of me and made me scream "FUCK DUDE" Everyone was staring at me 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bnmjy Posted February 3, 2021 Share Posted February 3, 2021 One for your standup routine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwimModSponges Posted February 3, 2021 Share Posted February 3, 2021 Yeah we use danduxes at at work, they got thise metal hooks on em directly at dick height. Can't tell you how many times i took a spark to the tip of the ol' peen. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
little_girl_lost Posted February 4, 2021 Share Posted February 4, 2021 time to conceive a child with superpowers 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vamped Posted February 4, 2021 Share Posted February 4, 2021 Did you like it though? 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That_One_Guy Posted February 4, 2021 Author Share Posted February 4, 2021 56 minutes ago, bnmjy said: One for your standup routine. Ehh idk it's kinda lame Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That_One_Guy Posted February 4, 2021 Author Share Posted February 4, 2021 43 minutes ago, SwimModSponges said: Yeah we use danduxes at at work, they got thise metal hooks on em directly at dick height. Can't tell you how many times i took a spark to the tip of the ol' peen. We're cock shock brothers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That_One_Guy Posted February 4, 2021 Author Share Posted February 4, 2021 6 minutes ago, little_girl_lost said: time to conceive a child with superpowers Fuck yeah. Conceive a norse god Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That_One_Guy Posted February 4, 2021 Author Share Posted February 4, 2021 6 minutes ago, Vamped said: Did you like it though? Yes. Yes I did Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seight Posted February 4, 2021 Share Posted February 4, 2021 This isn't what Peter Gabriel's "Shock The Monkey" was about? (I only know that song because it was in an episode of Rob and Big once.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted February 4, 2021 Share Posted February 4, 2021 10 hours ago, Seight said: This isn't what Peter Gabriel's "Shock The Monkey" was about? (I only know that song because it was in an episode of Rob and Big once.) I only know about it because Coal Chamber teamed up with Ozzy Osbourne to do a cover of it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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