That_One_Guy Posted January 15, 2021 Share Posted January 15, 2021 Gets creepy when they ask how old I am and where I live tho 😂 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CartoonPlanet Posted January 15, 2021 Share Posted January 15, 2021 I bet lmao Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RainyDayJizz#35 Posted January 15, 2021 Share Posted January 15, 2021 You mean to tell me you don't want to inherit a massive Precious Moments collection just for being a nice guy? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That_One_Guy Posted January 15, 2021 Author Share Posted January 15, 2021 1 minute ago, Quackers said: what about men in their 20s? 😏 That's fine 😅 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That_One_Guy Posted January 15, 2021 Author Share Posted January 15, 2021 Just now, RainyDayJizz#35 said: You mean to tell me you don't want to inherit a massive Precious Moments collection just for being a nice guy? I just don't want to have a nursing home impose their will on me 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RainyDayJizz#35 Posted January 15, 2021 Share Posted January 15, 2021 2 minutes ago, That_One_Guy said: I just don't want to have a nursing home impose their will on me Sir, visiting hours are over. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted January 15, 2021 Share Posted January 15, 2021 btw how old are u and where do u live? 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CartoonPlanet Posted January 15, 2021 Share Posted January 15, 2021 Just now, Poof said: btw how old are u and where do u live? Which thread should I answer this in? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That_One_Guy Posted January 15, 2021 Author Share Posted January 15, 2021 2 minutes ago, Poof said: btw how old are u and where do u live? 50 bay shore Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted January 15, 2021 Share Posted January 15, 2021 3 minutes ago, CartoonPlanet said: Which thread should I answer this in? https://unevenedge.com/topic/31410-remember-that-one-thread-in-ib-that-got-to-10000-posts/?do=findComment&comment=566499 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted January 15, 2021 Share Posted January 15, 2021 4 minutes ago, That_One_Guy said: 50 bay shore omw Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That_One_Guy Posted January 15, 2021 Author Share Posted January 15, 2021 Just now, Poof said: omw Bring food Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cyberbully Posted January 15, 2021 Share Posted January 15, 2021 I... Didn't know you had a job. I assumed you just worked out and did comedy/acting You suck bro Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CartoonPlanet Posted January 15, 2021 Share Posted January 15, 2021 Just now, cyberbully said: I... Didn't know you had a job. I assumed you just worked out and did comedy/acting You suck bro I know. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That_One_Guy Posted January 15, 2021 Author Share Posted January 15, 2021 3 hours ago, cyberbully said: I... Didn't know you had a job. I assumed you just worked out and did comedy/acting You suck bro Yeah I have a day job. Sucks but I never lose track of what's important Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
katt_goddess Posted January 15, 2021 Share Posted January 15, 2021 Hey baby. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sieg67 Posted January 16, 2021 Share Posted January 16, 2021 58 minutes ago, katt_goddess said: Hey baby. Thanks I hate it. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sieg67 Posted January 16, 2021 Share Posted January 16, 2021 (edited) One day I was standing in line when an elderly lady dropped her check book. I was watching her to make she didn't need help picking it up. She picks it up, notices me and says hello. I told her that I was making sure she didn't need help and she enthusiastically says, "I do!" Old birds be thirsty. Edited January 16, 2021 by Sieg67 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ric Posted January 16, 2021 Share Posted January 16, 2021 I've heard they give the best blowjobs when they take out their teeth. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted January 16, 2021 Share Posted January 16, 2021 10 hours ago, That_One_Guy said: Bring food yessir! I'll bring... a pizza Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StarPanda Posted January 16, 2021 Share Posted January 16, 2021 Get yourself some free homemade cookies from the grandmother's 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vamped Posted January 17, 2021 Share Posted January 17, 2021 On 1/15/2021 at 8:47 PM, Ric said: I've heard they give the best blowjobs when they take out their teeth. Its called a velveteen rub Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RainyDayJizz#35 Posted January 17, 2021 Share Posted January 17, 2021 10 minutes ago, Vamped said: Its called a velveteen rub Does it have to sound old too? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vamped Posted January 17, 2021 Share Posted January 17, 2021 2 minutes ago, RainyDayJizz#35 said: Does it have to sound old too? It keeps your expectations right where they need to be. Geriatrics 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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