André Toulon Posted March 9, 2017 Posted March 9, 2017 I really.....and I mean REALLY don't want to ever get that close to a woman again, but when it becomes evident that you simply need her to keep you from killing yourself (not literally, I'm scared to die) and she seems to love you no matter how much of a smart mouthed ass you can be, you should just get over yourself and admit you love her just as much as you love yourself. I'm drunk.......I'll regret this in 5 hours.
Rogue_Alphonse Posted March 9, 2017 Posted March 9, 2017 I really.....and I mean REALLY don't want to ever get that close to a woman again, but when it becomes evident that you simply need her to keep you from killing yourself (not literally, I'm scared to die) and she seems to love you no matter how much of a smart mouthed ass you can be, you should just get over yourself and admit you love her just as much at you love yourself. I'm drunk.......I'll regret this in 5 hours. Did you ask her?
André Toulon Posted March 9, 2017 Author Posted March 9, 2017 Did you ask her? No, I haven't......And now I'm sober.......Well, sober-er and I still kinda feel the same way. I just know it'll be impossible because I definitely need to be alone sometimes.....Like ALL the way alone. I can't put her through that even though she thinks it's something she can deal with......No woman has so far......Not sure why she thinks she's different.
CutieQuesadilla Posted March 9, 2017 Posted March 9, 2017 I knew you had feelings for me. *bats eyelashes*
André Toulon Posted March 9, 2017 Author Posted March 9, 2017 I need you too baby <3 I am definitely not the type that's mentally stable enough to see my wife go out on "dates".......Waaaaaaay too jealous.
André Toulon Posted March 9, 2017 Author Posted March 9, 2017 I knew you had feelings for me. *bats eyelashes* Hey, can you fold clothes......If not, I want my ring back.
CutieQuesadilla Posted March 9, 2017 Posted March 9, 2017 Hey, can you fold clothes......If not, I want my ring back. of course!
André Toulon Posted March 9, 2017 Author Posted March 9, 2017 of course! Cool, that is literally my only deal breaker.
CutieQuesadilla Posted March 9, 2017 Posted March 9, 2017 Cool, that is literally my only deal breaker. i'mma crazy.
André Toulon Posted March 9, 2017 Author Posted March 9, 2017 i'mma crazy. Meh, I doubt you're crazier than Av.......I won't go into detail, but she's done some off the wall shit for my attention before.......Still, I can't leave her alone
Phillies Posted March 9, 2017 Posted March 9, 2017 Get a waifu, they can tolerate more shit. Trust me I know
fuggnificent Posted March 9, 2017 Posted March 9, 2017 Get a waifu, they can tolerate more shit. Trust me I know What about a fuggz? Havent i always treated you right?
Derackthehunter Posted March 9, 2017 Posted March 9, 2017 Cool, that is literally my only deal breaker. That's the deal breaker?
Derackthehunter Posted March 9, 2017 Posted March 9, 2017 what's yours? That's a good question, umm bad laughs, gotta be or willing to go vegan, lacking common knowledge, not being able to hold a conversation and I'm sure there are others.
CutieQuesadilla Posted March 9, 2017 Posted March 9, 2017 That's a good question, umm bad laughs, gotta be or willing to go vegan, lacking common knowledge, not being able to hold a conversation and I'm sure there are others. Not being to hold conversations. Will make cute noises.
Derackthehunter Posted March 9, 2017 Posted March 9, 2017 Not being to hold conversations. Will make cute noises. So you are relying on noises to suffice in a conversation.
CutieQuesadilla Posted March 9, 2017 Posted March 9, 2017 So you are relying on noises to suffice in a conversation. no, i just make cute noises. owo
Derackthehunter Posted March 9, 2017 Posted March 9, 2017 no, i just make cute noises. owo I think the key to holding a good conversation is the topic. If you find the right one then it's all good. I just don't like it when no matter what the topic is they can't hold a conversation that shit drives me crazy
CutieQuesadilla Posted March 9, 2017 Posted March 9, 2017 I think the key to holding a good conversation is the topic. If you find the right one then it's all good. I just don't like it when no matter what the topic is they can't hold a conversation that shit drives me crazy i can have an amazing conversation when giving head.
Derackthehunter Posted March 9, 2017 Posted March 9, 2017 i can have an amazing conversation when giving head. That goes into the special skills category
CutieQuesadilla Posted March 9, 2017 Posted March 9, 2017 That goes into the special skills category you're mine, duh.
Derackthehunter Posted March 9, 2017 Posted March 9, 2017 you're mine, duh. Sounds like dibs. I'm in.
CutieQuesadilla Posted March 9, 2017 Posted March 9, 2017 Sounds like dibs. I'm in. now you have to take a pegging to become my beta.
Derackthehunter Posted March 9, 2017 Posted March 9, 2017 now you have to take a pegging to become my beta. Yeah that's not gonna happen. Nice try though.
CutieQuesadilla Posted March 9, 2017 Posted March 9, 2017 Yeah that's not gonna happen. Nice try though. you becoming a beta or a pegging? I can still give you a pegging.
Derackthehunter Posted March 9, 2017 Posted March 9, 2017 you becoming a beta or a pegging? I can still give you a pegging. Neither of those options seem like something I would do.
André Toulon Posted March 9, 2017 Author Posted March 9, 2017 That's the deal breaker? Well, there are others, I was just being hyperbolic for effect. I can probably think of several stupid things that would make me run......All I know is proper laundry ability is imperative.
Derackthehunter Posted March 9, 2017 Posted March 9, 2017 Well, there are others, I was just being hyperbolic for effect. I can probably think of several stupid things that would make me run......All I know is proper laundry ability is imperative. I was gonna say by that definition I'm perfect for you.
André Toulon Posted March 9, 2017 Author Posted March 9, 2017 I was gonna say by that definition I'm perfect for you. Maybe.....But that vegan thing is gonna get in our way.
Derackthehunter Posted March 9, 2017 Posted March 9, 2017 Maybe.....But that vegan thing is gonna get in our way. I don't think it would be, you'd be surprised how good it is.
CutieQuesadilla Posted March 9, 2017 Posted March 9, 2017 I don't think it would be, you'd be surprised how good it is. cheater. ::HMM::
Derackthehunter Posted March 9, 2017 Posted March 9, 2017 cheater. ::HMM:: Trying to help my friend eat live and feel better is cheating?
CutieQuesadilla Posted March 9, 2017 Posted March 9, 2017 Trying to help my friend eat live and feel better is cheating? no, your bromance is cheating.
Derackthehunter Posted March 9, 2017 Posted March 9, 2017 no, your bromance is cheating. But he's my holster mate. We're guns.
André Toulon Posted March 9, 2017 Author Posted March 9, 2017 Trying to help my friend eat live and feel better is cheating? You know what, I won't make any promises but both my quack doctor and my sister have been hounding me about eating vegan. What's your favorite dish.....Or maybe not even your favorite, but the one you would offer someone that you were trying to convince to eat this way........I'll give it a shot. I had a vegan burger (I assume tofu?) and green bean fries a couple months ago and it was delicious........Problem being, it simply didn't stick.....I was hungry a few hours later.......But maybe once my body acclimates that won't happen.
André Toulon Posted March 9, 2017 Author Posted March 9, 2017 no, your bromance is cheating. I dated a crazy girl who legit thought this.......
1pooh4u Posted March 9, 2017 Posted March 9, 2017 Pooh is double liking shit somehow. A useless thing....I discovered it ::spin::
Derackthehunter Posted March 9, 2017 Posted March 9, 2017 You know what, I won't make any promises but both my quack doctor and my sister have been hounding me about eating vegan. What's your favorite dish.....Or maybe not even your favorite, but the one you would offer someone that you were trying to convince to eat this way........I'll give it a shot. I had a vegan burger (I assume tofu?) and green bean fries a couple months ago and it was delicious........Problem being, it simply didn't stick.....I was hungry a few hours later.......But maybe once my body acclimates that won't happen. If you want to start easy then I would say a good black bean burger I use the ones from Gardein they are really good and they make good meatballs too. Stick to whole wheat bread and rolls and switch to a milk alternative, rice, almond, cashew, hemp soy and so forth. I'm gonna look up some of my favorites and send you the recipes. If you give it a honest try I think you'll like it plus i can tell you what you can eat at certain fast food places.
Derackthehunter Posted March 9, 2017 Posted March 9, 2017 Pooh is double liking shit somehow. I don't see her liking my stuff. She was my number one kudos giver on the old boards. By like a lot.
André Toulon Posted March 9, 2017 Author Posted March 9, 2017 If you want to start easy then I would say a good black bean burger I use the ones from Gardein they are really good and they make good meatballs too. Stick to whole wheat bread and rolls and switch to a milk alternative, rice, almond, cashew, hemp soy and so forth. I'm gonna look up some of my favorites and send you the recipes. If you give it a honest try I think you'll like it plus i can tell you what you can eat at certain fast food places. I don't drink a lot of milk as it is.....BUt I'm not promising anything on cheese either
Derackthehunter Posted March 9, 2017 Posted March 9, 2017 I don't drink a lot of milk as it is.....BUt I'm not promising anything on cheese either There's really good cheese alternatives you might need to find a brand that you prefer, I like daiya myself
CutieQuesadilla Posted March 9, 2017 Posted March 9, 2017 I dated a crazy girl who legit thought this....... lol, thats crazy
André Toulon Posted March 9, 2017 Author Posted March 9, 2017 lol, thats crazy I let that girl control a lot of my life....We both had serious drug problems at the time and the fact that she threatened to leave, and keeping me high as a kite made me allow her to do it. My best friend is a lesbian.......This was the first thing she made me cut off......She swore I was having 3somes with her and her girlfriend (which I did once, but it was for my birthday). Next she kept me from hanging out with my cousin which was weird because she legit hated how much he came around to drink with me......She called us faggots many times. Soon I had written everyone out of my life for her and she got progressively crazier. She's the one who made me this unfeeling, cynical bastard that I am today and I feel like a lot of the shit I put women through now is firmly based on that dysfunctional relationship and why I never really open my heart to anyone, and that's not fair. The thing is, Av is the only one who despite this flaw has yet to give up on my heart, and she deserves better.
scoobdog Posted March 9, 2017 Posted March 9, 2017 A useless thing....I discovered it ::spin:: I'm jealous!
CutieQuesadilla Posted March 9, 2017 Posted March 9, 2017 I let that girl control a lot of my life....We both had serious drug problems at the time and the fact that she threatened to leave, and kept me high as a kite made my allow her to do it. My best friend is a lesbian.......This was the first thing she made me cut off......She swore I was having 3somes with her and her girlfriend (which I did once, but it was for my birthday). Next she kept me from hanging out with my cousin which was weird because she legit hated how much he came around to drink with me......She called us faggots many times. Soon I had written everyone out of my life for her and she got progressively crazier. She's the one who made me this unfeeling, cynical bastard that I am today and I feel like a lot of the shit I put women through now is firmly based on that dysfunctional relationship and why I never relly open my heart to anyone, and that's not fair. The thing is, Av is the only one who despite this flaw has yet to give up on my heart, and she deserves better. people can always become better. no one ever stops growing. she deserves the person she loves. i have a hard time getting attached to people. i never thought i'd get attached to anyone besides Smilez. i've become very attached to someone as of late. i can actually say he loves me and i him. i deserve that. everyone does. she wants you, perceived imperfections and all.
1pooh4u Posted March 9, 2017 Posted March 9, 2017 I'm jealous! I gave away the secret, I think it will be quickly remedied though cuz for some reason post count and like stats are something taken very seriously by those with the ability to kill every buzz known to humanity >
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