Poof Posted November 19, 2020 Share Posted November 19, 2020 (edited) I lived in LA and he came to my house and was all up on me kissing me and feeling me up. Then he's like "Come on it's time to do the show" And I was like "Wait you want to put me on your podcast? I don't have anything to talk about" Hes like "That's ok. I bring tons of girls on the show just to fuck em" Me "Oh ok" Then I was there in another room waiting to for them to start and I was shaving my legs for some reason that doesn't make sense. Instead of going to do the show, I left and went outside but instead of a city it was like the place was just floating in mid air like a mile over a huge ocean with this chain you're supposed to climb. I fell climbing the chain and plunged into the ocean somehow not dying from the impact. It was daylight when I hit the water but when I surfaced it was dark all the sudden. I swam around all panicked. I realized there was nothing in any direction and I was gonna drown or get eaten by sea creatures. Then I woke up I don't even watch joe rogan ever since I broke up w/my last ex which was like a year ago Edited November 19, 2020 by Poof 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mortir Posted November 19, 2020 Share Posted November 19, 2020 Jaime did not pull you up aw man. That is his speciality. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted November 19, 2020 Author Share Posted November 19, 2020 4 minutes ago, Mortir said: Jaime did not pull you up aw man. That is his speciality. nope just the climbing chain Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cau Posted November 20, 2020 Share Posted November 20, 2020 my condolences Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skiles Posted November 20, 2020 Share Posted November 20, 2020 I'll bet that actually does happen to everyone who does Joe Rogan's show. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seight Posted November 20, 2020 Share Posted November 20, 2020 I believe this character sketch of Joe Rogan based on what I know about him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted November 20, 2020 Author Share Posted November 20, 2020 9 hours ago, Cau said: my condolences Idk he's sorta kinda appealing physically. Ngl I didn't mind being pinned against the wall by him but irl I couldn't deal w/hearing "can you imagine" 200 times a day Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted November 20, 2020 Author Share Posted November 20, 2020 8 hours ago, Skiles said: I'll bet that actually does happen to everyone who does Joe Rogan's show. I think so too. The real joe rogan experience 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted November 20, 2020 Author Share Posted November 20, 2020 7 hours ago, Seight said: I believe this character sketch of Joe Rogan based on what I know about him. the kissing or floating house over an endless ocean? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seight Posted November 20, 2020 Share Posted November 20, 2020 1 hour ago, Poof said: the kissing or floating house over an endless ocean? yes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Distortedreasoning Posted November 20, 2020 Share Posted November 20, 2020 didnt you hate joe rogan? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted November 20, 2020 Author Share Posted November 20, 2020 4 minutes ago, Distortedreasoning said: didnt you hate joe rogan? yea I kinda do 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Distortedreasoning Posted November 20, 2020 Share Posted November 20, 2020 2 minutes ago, Poof said: yea I kinda do yeah i remember the last time he was brought up here when we were talking sports. it dont mean anything just interesting since dreams are weird like that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted November 20, 2020 Author Share Posted November 20, 2020 9 minutes ago, Distortedreasoning said: yeah i remember the last time he was brought up here when we were talking sports. it dont mean anything just interesting since dreams are weird like that. i dont like him but hes dumb and strong. it was ok being kissed roughly by him the dream. he was really warm i felt safe in his arms 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Distortedreasoning Posted November 20, 2020 Share Posted November 20, 2020 13 minutes ago, Poof said: i dont like him but hes dumb and strong. it was ok being kissed roughly by him the dream. he was really warm i felt safe in his arms dude is pretty buff and can kick ass lol. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Juice McKenzie Posted November 21, 2020 Share Posted November 21, 2020 would you fuck joe rogan? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted November 21, 2020 Author Share Posted November 21, 2020 8 hours ago, Distortedreasoning said: dude is pretty buff and can kick ass lol. Yup never heard about what his dick is like tho Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted November 21, 2020 Author Share Posted November 21, 2020 3 hours ago, Juice McKenzie said: would you fuck joe rogan? Yea Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlackNoir Posted November 21, 2020 Share Posted November 21, 2020 10 hours ago, Distortedreasoning said: didnt you hate joe rogan? I mean, I fucking loathe Cardi B....but she's still hot af. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GunStarHero Posted November 21, 2020 Share Posted November 21, 2020 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted November 21, 2020 Author Share Posted November 21, 2020 6 minutes ago, GunStarHero said: Thats the guy 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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