Zenigundam Posted March 8, 2017 Posted March 8, 2017 Here's what happened: I was stocking boxes in the "spirits" section of the liquor store, and one of the floor managers asked me if I had intentionally thrown down one of the boxes from the top of the ladder. I said that I did, and he said not to do it again because it's "unprofessional". And I asked him, "Why is it unprofessional?" and he stuttered for a while and couldn't come up with a legitimate reason, and then he finally said, "Because I don't like it, and that's not how we do things around here." and I replied, "Oh, so because you consider it unprofessional, you speak for everybody here. The customer wasn't anywhere near where I threw the box from and I didn't throw it AT him." and then another floor manager intervened and said that I had to calm down because I was yelling and I said that he's just trying to exercise a hierarchical position of power over me because he's the floor manager and I'm the merchandiser, and he said, "That's not it at all." and I said, "That's exactly what you're doing! Then what are you doing then?" and he got flustered, so the other floor manager told me to talk to him in the break room, and we just said the exact same shet and he told me to clock out for the night and come back tomorrow, and I said that he still hadn't come up with a decent reason, and then as I was clocking out, I went back to the other floor manager and told her, "I don't know if you're new to managing our not (she's 22), but you really didn't have to send us to the break room to discuss that. We could have easily discussed that, in the open, on the floor", and then she told me, "I really don't want to discuss this right now." and put her hand in my face, and that's when I said, "Ya know what, F-CK YOU, honestly!" and I clocked out, and she responded, "EXCUSE ME?!?!?!" and went to go call somebody, presumably the store manager. Am I fired?
Ric Posted March 8, 2017 Posted March 8, 2017 I'm too lazy to read all that right now Zeni, is there a short version?
bnmjy Posted March 8, 2017 Posted March 8, 2017 I'm too lazy to read all that right now Zeni, is there a short version? Zeni got writer's block, so he decided to say he got fired from a job he never had in the first place.
Zenigundam Posted March 8, 2017 Author Posted March 8, 2017 Just read it lol. It's 100% exactly how it happened, and I need to know if it's even worth it to come in to work tomorrow. Also, there was a customer who intervened while I was arguing with the first floor manager, and he told me that I had to listen to what he said, and I told the customer, "Listen, I have a job that pays twice as much as a teaching assistant, and I have a B.A. in English from UVA, so I shouldn't even be working here, and I don't have to listen to him if I don't want to", and the customer said, "Well f--king quit then!!!" and stormed off. F--king dumb old bastard wanted me to be the villain, mind your own damn business before I destroy you, like what actually happened lol .
Zenigundam Posted March 8, 2017 Author Posted March 8, 2017 Zeni got writer's block, so he decided to say he got fired from a job he never had in the first place. Do you really think I got fired? Not to sound like a pussy, but I'd consider going back there tomorrow and getting coached/reprimanded if I could keep working there for another paycheck or two, but if I'm bound to get fired for what I said, I won't bother showing up. What do you think? I'm dead serious btw. Everything I said happened exactly how I said it happened.
NaBarney Posted March 8, 2017 Posted March 8, 2017 All of this is true btw. I was skeptical until seeing this
Zenigundam Posted March 8, 2017 Author Posted March 8, 2017 I was skeptical until seeing this Lol. Nah I really mean it though. Everything I post is true here, but people think some of the stuff is insane, so they want to believe I'm joking. Haha is there ANY way I'm not fired?! Holy sh--, I actually told her" F-CK YOU then honestly!" in front of a couple of customers. I don't how I keep my job after that haha. Whaddya say?
Zenigundam Posted March 8, 2017 Author Posted March 8, 2017 This is the most tense situation I've ever been in lol. And the floor manager who told me that dropping the box like that is unprofessional is actually someone I went to HS with. We played JV baseball together for two years, and he's a year younger than I am. Damn, I f--kin exposed him haha. I really hate that I told the girl, "F--k you honestly!" because I liked her and she was the girl I was planning on asking out, but she's close friends with the other floor manager, who I went to HS with, and when she started s---ing his D by siding with him and claiming I was out control, that's when I decided I needed to bust back at her!!! ALPHA ZENI BABY!!!
Zenigundam Posted March 8, 2017 Author Posted March 8, 2017 Wow this honestly might even make WorldStar or YouTube. You guys have to read it!
Kudasai Posted March 8, 2017 Posted March 8, 2017 Wow this honestly might even make WorldStar or YouTube. You guys have to read it! How about no
Zenigundam Posted March 8, 2017 Author Posted March 8, 2017 I'm too lazy to read all that right now Zeni, is there a short version? That's as short as I could make it lol. In all honesty, do you really think I got fired tonight? I think the "F--k you honestly!" to the other floor manager might have done it, because otherwise I was just going to be disciplined and then come in tomorrow.
StarPanda Posted March 8, 2017 Posted March 8, 2017 So i tried to read this, first of all what kind of liquor store has 2 floor managers, do you work in the biggest liquor store in the whole state or what man
Zenigundam Posted March 8, 2017 Author Posted March 8, 2017 So i tried to read this, first of all what kind of liquor store has 2 floor managers, do you work in the biggest liquor store in the whole state or what man It's a retail-style store. It's decent-sized I guess. It has like twenty aisles.
Zenigundam Posted March 8, 2017 Author Posted March 8, 2017 Do you really think I got fired though? Retail/Customer Service seems to be a lot about social etiquette, and even though I was probably right insofar as tossing a box from the top of the ladder is not "unprofessional", a highly subjective and undefined term, they might can me just for telling the girl, "F--k you honestly!" for her dismissive attitude toward me lol. Whaddya think?
Zenigundam Posted March 8, 2017 Author Posted March 8, 2017 Doesn't throwing the boxes the bottles? Empty boxes. Which is why I think this whole thing is ridiculous.
fuggnificent Posted March 8, 2017 Posted March 8, 2017 Here's what happened: I was stocking boxes in the "spirits" section of the liquor store, and one of the floor managers asked me if I had intentionally thrown down one of the boxes from the top of the ladder. I said that I did, and he said not to do it again because it's "unprofessional". And I asked him, "Why is it unprofessional?" and he stuttered for a while and couldn't come up with a legitimate reason, and then he finally said, "Because I don't like it, and that's not how we do things around here." and I replied, "Oh, so because you consider it unprofessional, you speak for everybody here. The customer wasn't anywhere near where I threw the box from and I didn't throw it AT him." and then another floor manager intervened and said that I had to calm down because I was yelling and I said that he's just trying to exercise a hierarchical position of power over me because he's the floor manager and I'm the merchandiser, and he said, "That's not it at all." and I said, "That's exactly what you're doing! Then what are you doing then?" and he got flustered, so the other floor manager told me to talk to him in the break room, and we just said the exact same shet and he told me to clock out for the night and come back tomorrow, and I said that he still hadn't come up with a decent reason, and then as I was clocking out, I went back to the other floor manager and told her, "I don't know if you're new to managing our not (she's 22), but you really didn't have to send us to the break room to discuss that. We could have easily discussed that, in the open, on the floor", and then she told me, "I really don't want to discuss this right now." and put her hand in my face, and that's when I said, "Ya know what, F-CK YOU, honestly!" and I clocked out, and she responded, "EXCUSE ME?!?!?!" and went to go call somebody, presumably the store manager. Am I fired? Dood, what does your resume look like? Employment history SAT TUTOR - 2 weeks LIQUOR STORE- 2 months WALMART STOCK BOY -1 month BACK AT THE LIQUOR STORE- 2 DAYS Can you see how bad that looks? Quit it. Just stop
Naraku4656 Posted March 8, 2017 Posted March 8, 2017 Dood, what does your resume look like? Employment history SAT TUTOR - 2 weeks LIQUOR STORE- 2 months WALMART STOCK BOY -1 month BACK AT THE LIQUOR STORE- 2 DAYS Can you see how bad that looks? Quit it. Just stop i'm pretty sure he's not being serious. either that or he's an idiot and i'm an optimist
Zenigundam Posted March 8, 2017 Author Posted March 8, 2017 Fuggz do you think there's any way I'm not fired from the liquor store job or did tonight equal immediate termination?
fuggnificent Posted March 8, 2017 Posted March 8, 2017 Fuggz do you think there's any way I'm not fired from the liquor store job or did tonight equal immediate termination? Nobody told you you were fired. I sat there when a coworker cussed my manager out and the same manager turned around and promoted him the following month (over me who had been working there for years). So use your white privilege and get back in there and make your money. ALso, i am pretty sure they would have called you by now and told you you were terminated.
NaBarney Posted March 8, 2017 Posted March 8, 2017 Do you really think I got fired though? Retail/Customer Service seems to be a lot about social etiquette, and even though I was probably right insofar as tossing a box from the top of the ladder is not "unprofessional", a highly subjective and undefined term, they might can me just for telling the girl, "F--k you honestly!" for her dismissive attitude toward me lol. Whaddya think? "Please respond"
André Toulon Posted March 8, 2017 Posted March 8, 2017 Doesn't throwing the boxes the bottles? Alzheimer's.......Not even once.
Houdini Splicer Posted March 8, 2017 Posted March 8, 2017 I don't know, but here's a suggestion: Place a plastic shopping bag over your head, and take deep breaths until you meet Satan.
ThisIdiot Posted March 8, 2017 Posted March 8, 2017 Here's what happened: I was stocking boxes in the "spirits" section of the liquor store, and one of the floor managers asked me if I had intentionally thrown down one of the boxes from the top of the ladder. I said that I did, and he said not to do it again because it's "unprofessional". And I asked him, "Why is it unprofessional?" and he stuttered for a while and couldn't come up with a legitimate reason, and then he finally said, "Because I don't like it, and that's not how we do things around here." and I replied, "Oh, so because you consider it unprofessional, you speak for everybody here. The customer wasn't anywhere near where I threw the box from and I didn't throw it AT him." and then another floor manager intervened and said that I had to calm down because I was yelling and I said that he's just trying to exercise a hierarchical position of power over me because he's the floor manager and I'm the merchandiser, and he said, "That's not it at all." and I said, "That's exactly what you're doing! Then what are you doing then?" and he got flustered, so the other floor manager told me to talk to him in the break room, and we just said the exact same shet and he told me to clock out for the night and come back tomorrow, and I said that he still hadn't come up with a decent reason, and then as I was clocking out, I went back to the other floor manager and told her, "I don't know if you're new to managing our not (she's 22), but you really didn't have to send us to the break room to discuss that. We could have easily discussed that, in the open, on the floor", and then she told me, "I really don't want to discuss this right now." and put her hand in my face, and that's when I said, "Ya know what, F-CK YOU, honestly!" and I clocked out, and she responded, "EXCUSE ME?!?!?!" and went to go call somebody, presumably the store manager. Am I fired? ...everything about this says your a goddamn moron...this is NOT how to act in public ..your acting like your a goddamn 12 year old
1938_Packard Posted March 8, 2017 Posted March 8, 2017 Typing too fast... my break was almost over. That should have been, "bust" the bottles. Now, you say they were empty boxes. That wouldn't break any bottles, of course, but your boss might have a point. When you go to get another full box, just carry the empty one with you.
Misaka Posted March 8, 2017 Posted March 8, 2017 Storming out and cussing at your manager Walking out on the job during your shift Yea you lost your job It's an embarrassment to the store you worked for and unprofessional at best
Zenigundam Posted March 8, 2017 Author Posted March 8, 2017 Well I didn't walk out on the job, because they told me to clock out this time, but I feel that the "F--k you then honestly!" while she put her hand in my face and pulled some OKC ignoring me stunt might have done it because she was FURIOUS! She stormed over to the phone to call somebody about my behavior haha, but I left a minute later anyway.
Zenigundam Posted March 8, 2017 Author Posted March 8, 2017 Maybe I won't be fired because they need, but I know the store manager is strict and doesn't tolerate that kind of behavior. We'll see, maybe I have some bargaining power.
Misaka Posted March 8, 2017 Posted March 8, 2017 Well I didn't walk out on the job, because they told me to clock out this time, but I feel that the "F--k you then honestly!" while she put her hand in my face and pulled some OKC ignoring me stunt might have done it because she was FURIOUS! She stormed over to the phone to call somebody about my behavior haha, but I left a minute later anyway. How many jobs have you had in the last 6 months?
ThisIdiot Posted March 8, 2017 Posted March 8, 2017 i worked with a kid at my current place of employment who acted ..almost like you...hard for me to believe it but i think he was kind of better then you because he didn't curse and spit at everyone around him...he had his ass handed to him by quite a few people...you NEED to get your ass kicked just so you can finally learn that the world doesn't revolve for you, the ungrateful piss ant piece of shit that you are, because if any of the shit that you say on here is remotely true YOUR A COMPLETE ASSHOLE! FOR FUCK SAKE! How have you survived this long?!
Zenigundam Posted March 8, 2017 Author Posted March 8, 2017 you can work for me zeni That's what I'm talking about! Just don't establish a master-servant retail relationship, and we're gooooooood.
Misaka Posted March 8, 2017 Posted March 8, 2017 Four, but I only list one on my resume. And what were you fired from each job? List them there will be a point to this in the end
Zenigundam Posted March 8, 2017 Author Posted March 8, 2017 ...you NEED to get your ass kicked!! That'll NEVER happen! I'm NEVER gonna die! O0 *shoves you out of the way*
Ric Posted March 8, 2017 Posted March 8, 2017 i worked with a kid at my current place of employment who acted ..almost like you...hard for me to believe it but i think he was kind of better then you because he didn't curse and spit at everyone around him...he had his ass handed to him by quite a few people...you NEED to get your ass kicked just so you can finally learn that the world doesn't revolve for you, the ungrateful piss ant piece of shit that you are, because if any of the shit that you say on here is remotely true YOUR A COMPLETE ASSHOLE! FOR FUCK SAKE! How have you survived this long?! The world absolutely revolves around me. Fuck all yall! :fap:
Zenigundam Posted March 8, 2017 Author Posted March 8, 2017 Or would you go on a power trip and try to control me? <3
Zenigundam Posted March 8, 2017 Author Posted March 8, 2017 I would immediately seek employment elsewhere </3 But I'm respectful and peaceful. Ehhh... guess ya can't please everybody. :
Greeny Posted March 8, 2017 Posted March 8, 2017 I cannot be friends with coworkers. I've tried. We don't even work together and I can't be friends with you.
Zenigundam Posted March 8, 2017 Author Posted March 8, 2017 I cannot be friends with coworkers. I've tried. We don't even work together and I can't be friends with you. My coworkers at my last job were out of control and tried to manipulate me. The one floor manager went on a power trip at just the wrong moment, and I owned him. I just need ta find the right work environment. My last one was totally poisonous.
Kudasai Posted March 8, 2017 Posted March 8, 2017 I would treat you like I treat all my co-workers. Do your job and stay the fuck out of my way
Zenigundam Posted March 8, 2017 Author Posted March 8, 2017 Now that the liquid courage has worn off, I'm a little bit rattled, but still feel that I went out in a pretty BADASS way!! ;D
Zenigundam Posted March 8, 2017 Author Posted March 8, 2017 wait what happened? unevenedge.imfapp.in/free-for-all/think-i-just-lost-my-liquor-store-job It was epic. Would have gotten like 500,000 views on YouTube, but I'm glad it doesn't have a viral video for my sake.
Zenigundam Posted March 8, 2017 Author Posted March 8, 2017 If someone were to talk to me right now, in my post-alchy emo state, and confront me about it, I might say something like, "H-hey, hold on sec, man... "
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