Zenigundam Posted March 8, 2017 Share Posted March 8, 2017 Here's what happened: I was stocking boxes in the "spirits" section of the liquor store, and one of the floor managers asked me if I had intentionally thrown down one of the boxes from the top of the ladder. I said that I did, and he said not to do it again because it's "unprofessional". And I asked him, "Why is it unprofessional?" and he stuttered for a while and couldn't come up with a legitimate reason, and then he finally said, "Because I don't like it, and that's not how we do things around here." and I replied, "Oh, so because you consider it unprofessional, you speak for everybody here. The customer wasn't anywhere near where I threw the box from and I didn't throw it AT him." and then another floor manager intervened and said that I had to calm down because I was yelling and I said that he's just trying to exercise a hierarchical position of power over me because he's the floor manager and I'm the merchandiser, and he said, "That's not it at all." and I said, "That's exactly what you're doing! Then what are you doing then?" and he got flustered, so the other floor manager told me to talk to him in the break room, and we just said the exact same shet and he told me to clock out for the night and come back tomorrow, and I said that he still hadn't come up with a decent reason, and then as I was clocking out, I went back to the other floor manager and told her, "I don't know if you're new to managing our not (she's 22), but you really didn't have to send us to the break room to discuss that. We could have easily discussed that, in the open, on the floor", and then she told me, "I really don't want to discuss this right now." and put her hand in my face, and that's when I said, "Ya know what, F-CK YOU, honestly!" and I clocked out, and she responded, "EXCUSE ME?!?!?!" and went to go call somebody, presumably the store manager. Am I fired? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted March 8, 2017 Author Share Posted March 8, 2017 All of this is true btw. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StarPanda Posted March 8, 2017 Share Posted March 8, 2017 tl:dr Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Ric Posted March 8, 2017 Share Posted March 8, 2017 I'm too lazy to read all that right now Zeni, is there a short version? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bnmjy Posted March 8, 2017 Share Posted March 8, 2017 I'm too lazy to read all that right now Zeni, is there a short version? Zeni got writer's block, so he decided to say he got fired from a job he never had in the first place. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted March 8, 2017 Author Share Posted March 8, 2017 Just read it lol. It's 100% exactly how it happened, and I need to know if it's even worth it to come in to work tomorrow. Also, there was a customer who intervened while I was arguing with the first floor manager, and he told me that I had to listen to what he said, and I told the customer, "Listen, I have a job that pays twice as much as a teaching assistant, and I have a B.A. in English from UVA, so I shouldn't even be working here, and I don't have to listen to him if I don't want to", and the customer said, "Well f--king quit then!!!" and stormed off. F--king dumb old bastard wanted me to be the villain, mind your own damn business before I destroy you, like what actually happened lol . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted March 8, 2017 Author Share Posted March 8, 2017 Zeni got writer's block, so he decided to say he got fired from a job he never had in the first place. Do you really think I got fired? Not to sound like a pussy, but I'd consider going back there tomorrow and getting coached/reprimanded if I could keep working there for another paycheck or two, but if I'm bound to get fired for what I said, I won't bother showing up. What do you think? I'm dead serious btw. Everything I said happened exactly how I said it happened. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NaBarney Posted March 8, 2017 Share Posted March 8, 2017 All of this is true btw. I was skeptical until seeing this Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted March 8, 2017 Author Share Posted March 8, 2017 I was skeptical until seeing this Lol. Nah I really mean it though. Everything I post is true here, but people think some of the stuff is insane, so they want to believe I'm joking. Haha is there ANY way I'm not fired?! Holy sh--, I actually told her" F-CK YOU then honestly!" in front of a couple of customers. I don't how I keep my job after that haha. Whaddya say? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted March 8, 2017 Author Share Posted March 8, 2017 This is the most tense situation I've ever been in lol. And the floor manager who told me that dropping the box like that is unprofessional is actually someone I went to HS with. We played JV baseball together for two years, and he's a year younger than I am. Damn, I f--kin exposed him haha. I really hate that I told the girl, "F--k you honestly!" because I liked her and she was the girl I was planning on asking out, but she's close friends with the other floor manager, who I went to HS with, and when she started s---ing his D by siding with him and claiming I was out control, that's when I decided I needed to bust back at her!!! ALPHA ZENI BABY!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phillies Posted March 8, 2017 Share Posted March 8, 2017 I didn't read a word of that. :fap: ::: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted March 8, 2017 Author Share Posted March 8, 2017 Wow this honestly might even make WorldStar or YouTube. You guys have to read it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kudasai Posted March 8, 2017 Share Posted March 8, 2017 Wow this honestly might even make WorldStar or YouTube. You guys have to read it! How about no Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted March 8, 2017 Author Share Posted March 8, 2017 I'm too lazy to read all that right now Zeni, is there a short version? That's as short as I could make it lol. In all honesty, do you really think I got fired tonight? I think the "F--k you honestly!" to the other floor manager might have done it, because otherwise I was just going to be disciplined and then come in tomorrow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StarPanda Posted March 8, 2017 Share Posted March 8, 2017 So i tried to read this, first of all what kind of liquor store has 2 floor managers, do you work in the biggest liquor store in the whole state or what man Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted March 8, 2017 Author Share Posted March 8, 2017 So i tried to read this, first of all what kind of liquor store has 2 floor managers, do you work in the biggest liquor store in the whole state or what man It's a retail-style store. It's decent-sized I guess. It has like twenty aisles. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted March 8, 2017 Author Share Posted March 8, 2017 Do you really think I got fired though? Retail/Customer Service seems to be a lot about social etiquette, and even though I was probably right insofar as tossing a box from the top of the ladder is not "unprofessional", a highly subjective and undefined term, they might can me just for telling the girl, "F--k you honestly!" for her dismissive attitude toward me lol. Whaddya think? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1938_Packard Posted March 8, 2017 Share Posted March 8, 2017 Doesn't throwing the boxes break the bottles? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted March 8, 2017 Author Share Posted March 8, 2017 Doesn't throwing the boxes the bottles? Empty boxes. Which is why I think this whole thing is ridiculous. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuggnificent Posted March 8, 2017 Share Posted March 8, 2017 Here's what happened: I was stocking boxes in the "spirits" section of the liquor store, and one of the floor managers asked me if I had intentionally thrown down one of the boxes from the top of the ladder. I said that I did, and he said not to do it again because it's "unprofessional". And I asked him, "Why is it unprofessional?" and he stuttered for a while and couldn't come up with a legitimate reason, and then he finally said, "Because I don't like it, and that's not how we do things around here." and I replied, "Oh, so because you consider it unprofessional, you speak for everybody here. The customer wasn't anywhere near where I threw the box from and I didn't throw it AT him." and then another floor manager intervened and said that I had to calm down because I was yelling and I said that he's just trying to exercise a hierarchical position of power over me because he's the floor manager and I'm the merchandiser, and he said, "That's not it at all." and I said, "That's exactly what you're doing! Then what are you doing then?" and he got flustered, so the other floor manager told me to talk to him in the break room, and we just said the exact same shet and he told me to clock out for the night and come back tomorrow, and I said that he still hadn't come up with a decent reason, and then as I was clocking out, I went back to the other floor manager and told her, "I don't know if you're new to managing our not (she's 22), but you really didn't have to send us to the break room to discuss that. We could have easily discussed that, in the open, on the floor", and then she told me, "I really don't want to discuss this right now." and put her hand in my face, and that's when I said, "Ya know what, F-CK YOU, honestly!" and I clocked out, and she responded, "EXCUSE ME?!?!?!" and went to go call somebody, presumably the store manager. Am I fired? Dood, what does your resume look like? Employment history SAT TUTOR - 2 weeks LIQUOR STORE- 2 months WALMART STOCK BOY -1 month BACK AT THE LIQUOR STORE- 2 DAYS Can you see how bad that looks? Quit it. Just stop Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naraku4656 Posted March 8, 2017 Share Posted March 8, 2017 Dood, what does your resume look like? Employment history SAT TUTOR - 2 weeks LIQUOR STORE- 2 months WALMART STOCK BOY -1 month BACK AT THE LIQUOR STORE- 2 DAYS Can you see how bad that looks? Quit it. Just stop i'm pretty sure he's not being serious. either that or he's an idiot and i'm an optimist Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted March 8, 2017 Author Share Posted March 8, 2017 Fuggz do you think there's any way I'm not fired from the liquor store job or did tonight equal immediate termination? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted March 8, 2017 Author Share Posted March 8, 2017 SAT Tutoring job was 9 months btw Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuggnificent Posted March 8, 2017 Share Posted March 8, 2017 Fuggz do you think there's any way I'm not fired from the liquor store job or did tonight equal immediate termination? Nobody told you you were fired. I sat there when a coworker cussed my manager out and the same manager turned around and promoted him the following month (over me who had been working there for years). So use your white privilege and get back in there and make your money. ALso, i am pretty sure they would have called you by now and told you you were terminated. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NaBarney Posted March 8, 2017 Share Posted March 8, 2017 Do you really think I got fired though? Retail/Customer Service seems to be a lot about social etiquette, and even though I was probably right insofar as tossing a box from the top of the ladder is not "unprofessional", a highly subjective and undefined term, they might can me just for telling the girl, "F--k you honestly!" for her dismissive attitude toward me lol. Whaddya think? "Please respond" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
André Toulon Posted March 8, 2017 Share Posted March 8, 2017 Doesn't throwing the boxes the bottles? Alzheimer's.......Not even once. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Houdini Splicer Posted March 8, 2017 Share Posted March 8, 2017 I don't know, but here's a suggestion: Place a plastic shopping bag over your head, and take deep breaths until you meet Satan. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThisIdiot Posted March 8, 2017 Share Posted March 8, 2017 Here's what happened: I was stocking boxes in the "spirits" section of the liquor store, and one of the floor managers asked me if I had intentionally thrown down one of the boxes from the top of the ladder. I said that I did, and he said not to do it again because it's "unprofessional". And I asked him, "Why is it unprofessional?" and he stuttered for a while and couldn't come up with a legitimate reason, and then he finally said, "Because I don't like it, and that's not how we do things around here." and I replied, "Oh, so because you consider it unprofessional, you speak for everybody here. The customer wasn't anywhere near where I threw the box from and I didn't throw it AT him." and then another floor manager intervened and said that I had to calm down because I was yelling and I said that he's just trying to exercise a hierarchical position of power over me because he's the floor manager and I'm the merchandiser, and he said, "That's not it at all." and I said, "That's exactly what you're doing! Then what are you doing then?" and he got flustered, so the other floor manager told me to talk to him in the break room, and we just said the exact same shet and he told me to clock out for the night and come back tomorrow, and I said that he still hadn't come up with a decent reason, and then as I was clocking out, I went back to the other floor manager and told her, "I don't know if you're new to managing our not (she's 22), but you really didn't have to send us to the break room to discuss that. We could have easily discussed that, in the open, on the floor", and then she told me, "I really don't want to discuss this right now." and put her hand in my face, and that's when I said, "Ya know what, F-CK YOU, honestly!" and I clocked out, and she responded, "EXCUSE ME?!?!?!" and went to go call somebody, presumably the store manager. Am I fired? ...everything about this says your a goddamn moron...this is NOT how to act in public ..your acting like your a goddamn 12 year old Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1938_Packard Posted March 8, 2017 Share Posted March 8, 2017 Typing too fast... my break was almost over. That should have been, "bust" the bottles. Now, you say they were empty boxes. That wouldn't break any bottles, of course, but your boss might have a point. When you go to get another full box, just carry the empty one with you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Misaka Posted March 8, 2017 Share Posted March 8, 2017 Storming out and cussing at your manager Walking out on the job during your shift Yea you lost your job It's an embarrassment to the store you worked for and unprofessional at best Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted March 8, 2017 Author Share Posted March 8, 2017 Well I didn't walk out on the job, because they told me to clock out this time, but I feel that the "F--k you then honestly!" while she put her hand in my face and pulled some OKC ignoring me stunt might have done it because she was FURIOUS! She stormed over to the phone to call somebody about my behavior haha, but I left a minute later anyway. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted March 8, 2017 Author Share Posted March 8, 2017 Maybe I won't be fired because they need, but I know the store manager is strict and doesn't tolerate that kind of behavior. We'll see, maybe I have some bargaining power. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Misaka Posted March 8, 2017 Share Posted March 8, 2017 Well I didn't walk out on the job, because they told me to clock out this time, but I feel that the "F--k you then honestly!" while she put her hand in my face and pulled some OKC ignoring me stunt might have done it because she was FURIOUS! She stormed over to the phone to call somebody about my behavior haha, but I left a minute later anyway. How many jobs have you had in the last 6 months? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThisIdiot Posted March 8, 2017 Share Posted March 8, 2017 i worked with a kid at my current place of employment who acted ..almost like you...hard for me to believe it but i think he was kind of better then you because he didn't curse and spit at everyone around him...he had his ass handed to him by quite a few people...you NEED to get your ass kicked just so you can finally learn that the world doesn't revolve for you, the ungrateful piss ant piece of shit that you are, because if any of the shit that you say on here is remotely true YOUR A COMPLETE ASSHOLE! FOR FUCK SAKE! How have you survived this long?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted March 8, 2017 Author Share Posted March 8, 2017 Four, but I only list one on my resume. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted March 8, 2017 Author Share Posted March 8, 2017 you can work for me zeni That's what I'm talking about! Just don't establish a master-servant retail relationship, and we're gooooooood. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Misaka Posted March 8, 2017 Share Posted March 8, 2017 Four, but I only list one on my resume. And what were you fired from each job? List them there will be a point to this in the end Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted March 8, 2017 Author Share Posted March 8, 2017 ...you NEED to get your ass kicked!! That'll NEVER happen! I'm NEVER gonna die! O0 *shoves you out of the way* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ric Posted March 8, 2017 Share Posted March 8, 2017 i worked with a kid at my current place of employment who acted ..almost like you...hard for me to believe it but i think he was kind of better then you because he didn't curse and spit at everyone around him...he had his ass handed to him by quite a few people...you NEED to get your ass kicked just so you can finally learn that the world doesn't revolve for you, the ungrateful piss ant piece of shit that you are, because if any of the shit that you say on here is remotely true YOUR A COMPLETE ASSHOLE! FOR FUCK SAKE! How have you survived this long?! The world absolutely revolves around me. Fuck all yall! :fap: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted March 8, 2017 Author Share Posted March 8, 2017 Or would you go on a power trip and try to control me? <3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swimmod_Luna Posted March 8, 2017 Share Posted March 8, 2017 I would immediately seek employment elsewhere Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted March 8, 2017 Author Share Posted March 8, 2017 I would immediately seek employment elsewhere </3 But I'm respectful and peaceful. Ehhh... guess ya can't please everybody. : Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greeny Posted March 8, 2017 Share Posted March 8, 2017 I cannot be friends with coworkers. I've tried. We don't even work together and I can't be friends with you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted March 8, 2017 Author Share Posted March 8, 2017 I cannot be friends with coworkers. I've tried. We don't even work together and I can't be friends with you. My coworkers at my last job were out of control and tried to manipulate me. The one floor manager went on a power trip at just the wrong moment, and I owned him. I just need ta find the right work environment. My last one was totally poisonous. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kudasai Posted March 8, 2017 Share Posted March 8, 2017 I would treat you like I treat all my co-workers. Do your job and stay the fuck out of my way Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted March 8, 2017 Author Share Posted March 8, 2017 Now that the liquid courage has worn off, I'm a little bit rattled, but still feel that I went out in a pretty BADASS way!! ;D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phillies Posted March 8, 2017 Share Posted March 8, 2017 wait what happened? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted March 8, 2017 Author Share Posted March 8, 2017 wait what happened? unevenedge.imfapp.in/free-for-all/think-i-just-lost-my-liquor-store-job It was epic. Would have gotten like 500,000 views on YouTube, but I'm glad it doesn't have a viral video for my sake. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted March 8, 2017 Author Share Posted March 8, 2017 If someone were to talk to me right now, in my post-alchy emo state, and confront me about it, I might say something like, "H-hey, hold on sec, man... " Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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