Mix Posted September 17, 2020 Share Posted September 17, 2020 But no one ever tells you the rest of the story. Like what the hell do you think him and his boys did then? My man was out here turning water into wine and chilling with prostitutes on the reg.....homie was a wild boy lmao, imagine getting hammered with Jesus ... -"YOOOOO, THAT'S MY BOY JESUS ON THE ROOF! YO, JEEEESSSSSUUUUUUUSSSSS" -"YOOOO, PETE FLOW IN THE HEEEZZZUUUUTTT!" -"WHAT ARE YOU DOING, BRO?" -"I'M GOING TO JUMP OFF THE ROOF INTO THE WELL!" -"OH SHIT, SON OF GOD. THAT'S WHAT'S UP" ... ...it would be something like that 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skiles Posted September 17, 2020 Share Posted September 17, 2020 Very few people remember that Jesus also turned spaghetti sauce into milk. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mix Posted September 17, 2020 Author Share Posted September 17, 2020 11 minutes ago, Skiles said: Very few people remember that Jesus also turned spaghetti sauce into milk. I'm intrigued. Tell me more. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skiles Posted September 17, 2020 Share Posted September 17, 2020 Just now, Mix said: I'm intrigued. Tell me more. I mean, there isn't much to it. The apostles were like, "Yo, we have all this spaghetti sauce. Also, on a completely unrelated note, our bones are becoming very fragile." So Jesus rocked up and he was like, "I got you, fam." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
molarbear Posted September 17, 2020 Share Posted September 17, 2020 1 hour ago, Mix said: But no one ever tells you the rest of the story. Like what the hell do you think him and his boys did then? My man was out here turning water into wine and chilling with prostitutes on the reg.....homie was a wild boy lmao, imagine getting hammered with Jesus ... -"YOOOOO, THAT'S MY BOY JESUS ON THE ROOF! YO, JEEEESSSSSUUUUUUUSSSSS" -"YOOOO, PETE FLOW IN THE HEEEZZZUUUUTTT!" -"WHAT ARE YOU DOING, BRO?" -"I'M GOING TO JUMP OFF THE ROOF INTO THE WELL!" -"OH SHIT, SON OF GOD. THAT'S WHAT'S UP" ... ...it would be something like that 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Distortedreasoning Posted September 17, 2020 Share Posted September 17, 2020 jesus was a man of the people Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted September 17, 2020 Share Posted September 17, 2020 And so Jesus jumped in to the well, and landed on top of the water and just stood there. "Uh, hey, can I get some help outta here? I don't want to ascend to heaven just to get out of the damn well." 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tricolor Posted September 18, 2020 Share Posted September 18, 2020 people in the Bible were wasted all the time. No wonder that shit makes no sense🤔 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mthor Posted September 18, 2020 Share Posted September 18, 2020 On 9/16/2020 at 10:36 PM, Mix said: But no one ever tells you the rest of the story. Like what the hell do you think him and his boys did then? My man was out here turning water into wine and chilling with prostitutes on the reg.....homie was a wild boy lmao, imagine getting hammered with Jesus ... -"YOOOOO, THAT'S MY BOY JESUS ON THE ROOF! YO, JEEEESSSSSUUUUUUUSSSSS" -"YOOOO, PETE FLOW IN THE HEEEZZZUUUUTTT!" -"WHAT ARE YOU DOING, BRO?" -"I'M GOING TO JUMP OFF THE ROOF INTO THE WELL!" -"OH SHIT, SON OF GOD. THAT'S WHAT'S UP" ... ...it would be something like that Thanks. Just thanks. Now I have King Herod's song from Jesus Christ Superstar stuck in my head. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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