Please don't try on masks in the store during a pandemic.

[SwimModSponges]

You know how many motherfuckers breathed into those masks before you jammed your head up in there?

Lots.

Break the cycle. 

[PokeNirvash]

That's just common sense.

Which is something a lot of people lack.

Edited September 14, 2020 by PokeNirvash

[SwimModSponges]

Know how many kids i've seen so far this year running around stores with masks on? without masks on?

Too goddamn many. 

[The1gairon]

K I misread store as "storm", and it got me really struggling to understand this for a full minute.

[Mini_ghost420]

the masks I get are already sealed in plastic 

[//>wagz./]

//> what about wearing a mask under the mask ?/

[SwimModSponges]

half the motherfuckers round here take off their masks when they talk to people. 

They're not leaving it on while jamming a rubber monster mask on top of it.

[SwimModSponges]

You weren't the first one to cough in any of them.

[Mini_ghost420]

I will just wear makeup on Halloween 

[SwimModSponges]

That's a good way to get labeled a sex offender for indecent exposure.

[Mini_ghost420]

you fuckin kill me sometimes 

[Mini_ghost420]

Insults from lower life forms don't effect me

[Seight]

hol up, I thought they weren't wearing masks was the problem?

[SwimModSponges]

All of it is the problem.

[NNN]

Nah, let them do it. 

[Chapinator_X]

Spirit Halloween is gonna be unruly, but I remember my old Party City having their good masks over the counter so that no one would fiddle around with the $30-$50 Freddy Krueger masks. 

[Juice McKenzie]

no one cared who i was until i put on the mask

[SwimModSponges]

Public service Announcement.

[NewBluntsworth]

On 9/14/2020 at 7:09 PM, Quakers said:

i literally just went to party city and coughed in all the masks because of this thread

 

On 9/14/2020 at 8:01 PM, Quakers said:

i'm going to cough in that mask you call a human face, lizard man

Looks like you missed some @Quakers