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The water in my house smells really bad today


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1 hour ago, Naraku4656 said:

Back to the Future is mine

I am so happy to know there are more people that are not afraid to be retarded in public. The looks people gave me when referring to The Running Man as a documentary were too much to deal with and I would start laughing halfway through what I was saying. 

Not sure if I ever told this story, so my sister had the quintessential 21 year old wedding. Courthouse on Thursday, keg in a bar on Saturday. I took a beer outside to smoke with and be away from most noise, and a waitress went around asking who I was and no one knew who she was talking about. 

So she comes up to me when I go to get another beer and asks if I'm with the party, and I say no. So she says she needs to take my beer from me and my aunt starts laughing and saying I'm not with them in the joking way where she immediately corrects it and says I'm fine.

And I was so annoyed because I wanted to stretch that into a ten minute argument about why I deserve free beer and then call my sister over and tell her to look at our faces. I could have created a much better story than this one she forced to exist. The waitress would have told the story for days at least.

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4 minutes ago, RainyDayJizz#35 said:

I am so happy to know there are more people that are not afraid to be retarded in public. The looks people gave me when referring to The Running Man as a documentary were too much to deal with and I would start laughing halfway through what I was saying. 

Not sure if I ever told this story, so my sister had the quintessential 21 year old wedding. Courthouse on Thursday, keg in a bar on Saturday. I took a beer outside to smoke with and be away from most noise, and a waitress went around asking who I was and no one knew who she was talking about. 

So she comes up to me when I go to get another beer and asks if I'm with the party, and I say no. So she says she needs to take my beer from me and my aunt starts laughing and saying I'm not with them in the joking way where she immediately corrects it and says I'm fine.

And I was so annoyed because I wanted to stretch that into a ten minute argument about why I deserve free beer and then call my sister over and tell her to look at our faces. I could have created a much better story than this one she forced to exist. The waitress would have told the story for days at least.

dude idgaf what people think. I've called They Live a documentary

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On 9/4/2020 at 8:48 AM, Chapinator-800 said:

If you light a safety lighter next to the water and it ignites, you know something’s going bad. 

That would be gas and I think it's harmless since it escapes the water before you drink it.

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