Disposable Alt Posted April 16, 2020 Posted April 16, 2020 https://nypost.com/2019/07/19/woman-plans-to-marry-91-year-old-chandelier-named-lumiere/
Seight Posted April 16, 2020 Posted April 16, 2020 I know how these weird stories work now. By Monday we'll find out the chandelier is racist. 1
Disposable Alt Posted April 17, 2020 Author Posted April 17, 2020 (edited) 1 hour ago, Vamped said: But does Lumiere get a say in the marriage ? It's 92 years old. Give it another 8 and it's a tsukumogami that could communicate its desires through a shaman. Edit:. Spell correct Edited April 17, 2020 by Disposable Alt 1
PhilosipherStoned Posted April 17, 2020 Posted April 17, 2020 I approve of this relationship. Not that it matters.
Vamped Posted April 17, 2020 Posted April 17, 2020 11 hours ago, Disposable Alt said: It's 92 years old. Give it another 8 and it's a tsukumogami that could communicate its desires through a shaman. Edit:. Spell correct Would ... you like ... be in a three way relationship with the Shaman then? I'm imaging that part in that movie "Her" where computer Scarlet Johanson hires a lady to act as her body so she and Joaquin Phoenix could have sex
Chapinator_X Posted April 17, 2020 Posted April 17, 2020 Be Our Guest! Be our guest! Put my service to the test! Lift your legs above your neck, Cherie, and I’ll provide the rest! 2
André Toulon Posted April 17, 2020 Posted April 17, 2020 5 hours ago, Chapinator-800 said: Be Our Guest! Be our guest! Put my service to the test! Lift your legs above your neck, Cherie, and I’ll provide the rest! I admired this post earlier, but was mad at it at the same time. I have returned to give it a laugh react since no I see I was mad at myself for liking it 1
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