How do you ketchup your fries?

[avec]

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[Still Me]

WHATABURGER SPICY KETCHUP!!!

[Doom Metal Alchemist]

No ketchup, I like to taste the salt.

EDIT: I know that in this modern Internet age, it might seem like I said I enjoy making people cry, but that's not what I meant.

Edited April 14, 2020 by Doom Metal Alchemist

[Ultima]

I either get ketchup packets so that I get the guaranteed freshness or, if I'm drunk, I load up on about 7 of those circular paper containers and fill them with ketchup. McDonald's is amazing

[avec]

Just now, Doom Metal Alchemist said:

No ketchup, I like to taste the salt.

So you pour salt into your mouth, then insert the fry?

[Ultima]

Just now, avec said:

So you pour salt into your mouth, then insert the fry?

And you know that young (legal age) women love going to Wendy's and hot dog joints. 💆

[Doom Metal Alchemist]

1 minute ago, avec said:

So you pour salt into your mouth, then insert the fry?

lol NO 😆

[Rogue_Alphonse]

 

[avec]

Just now, Doom Metal Alchemist said:

lol NO 😆

I know how you can get some salt fast

[Rogue_Alphonse]

1 minute ago, Ultima said:

And you know that young (legal age) women love going to Wendy's and hot dog joints. 💆

Nah this is yours

[avec]

or do you prefer mayo ice cream?

[Doom Metal Alchemist]

Just now, avec said:

I know how you can get some salt fast

So do I, we have salt shakers full of salt. 😜

[lupin_bebop]

I don't ketchup mine.......I BACON mine...and cheese...

[Doom Metal Alchemist]

Just now, avec said:

or do you prefer mayo ice cream?

*barf*

[Rogue_Alphonse]

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Mayochup

[avec]

Just now, Doom Metal Alchemist said:

So do I, we have salt shakers full of salt. 😜

I HAVE SHAKERS FULL OF SALT TOO

THEYRE CALLED BALLS

[avec]

Just now, lupin_bebop said:

I don't ketchup mine.......I BACON mine...and cheese...

but then you just...SMOTHER IT IN KETCHUP

[lupin_bebop]

3 minutes ago, Rogue_Alphonse said:

 

WHY? ARE YOUR FRIES ON THEIR PERIOD??!?

[lupin_bebop]

7 minutes ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said:

No ketchup, I like to taste the salt.

EDIT: I know that in this modern Internet age, it might seem like I said I enjoy making people cry, but that's not what I meant.

A-FUCKING-MEN.....NO KETCHUP.....TASTE THE SALT, FUCKERS

[avec]

1 minute ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said:

*barf*

who doesn't have mayo ice cream on their bucket list?

[lupin_bebop]

5 minutes ago, Ultima said:

And you know that young (legal age) women love going to Wendy's and hot dog joints. 💆

Shut the fuck up, Zeni.

[lupin_bebop]

1 minute ago, avec said:

but then you just...SMOTHER IT IN KETCHUP

HELL. NO.

[Rogue_Alphonse]

 

SAUCY SAUCE

 

[avec]

2 minutes ago, Rogue_Alphonse said:

TheImpulsiveBoy wants you to taste his mayo

[Distinct Lunatic]

I don't.

The last time I had ketchup on my fries was in my last year or 2 of high school, my school always served french fries, but because of Michelle Obama they started only serving them once or twice a week and they weren't allowed to have salt that can be used.

I used ketchup for like the first week or so before just getting a shit ton of those salt packets you can get from fast food joints and so on, me going through the rest of my high school life without another drop of ketchup, same for my friends that sat with me.

[Doom Metal Alchemist]

1 minute ago, lupin_bebop said:

A-FUCKING-MEN.....NO KETCHUP.....TASTE THE SALT, FUCKERS

Nice to get an agreement, but.... didn't you say you smother your fries in cheese and bacon?

[Rogue_Alphonse]

[avec]

1 minute ago, Rogue_Alphonse said:

this upsets me

[lupin_bebop]

2 minutes ago, Rogue_Alphonse said:

 

SAUCY SAUCE

 

........................All I have to say is......FUCKING WHITE PEOPLE.

[Doom Metal Alchemist]

1 minute ago, Rogue_Alphonse said:

Yum, garage door. Looks delicious.

[stilgar]

Just now, lupin_bebop said:

........................All I have to say is......FUCKING WHITE PEOPLE.

Yes, that is what you do.

[lupin_bebop]

2 minutes ago, Distinct Lunatic said:

I don't.

The last time I had ketchup on my fries was in my last year or 2 of high school, my school always served french fries, but because of Michelle Obama they started only serving them once or twice a week and they weren't allowed to have salt that can be used.

I used ketchup for like the first week or so before just getting a shit ton of those salt packets you can get from fast food joints and so on, me going through the rest of my high school life without another drop of ketchup, same for my friends that sat with me.

YES. THIS. RIGHT HERE.

THIS POSTER KNOWS WHAT THE FUCK IS UP. THIS IS HOW YOU EAT FRIES. NO FUCKING KETCHUP.

[avec]

Tide "How to remove mayo stains"

[Rogue_Alphonse]

[Still Me]

[Distinct Lunatic]

Honestly the only thing worse than putting ketchup on fries is people that put it on eggs. My best friend does that, so does my mom, and for some reason it drives me batty whenever I see them do it.

[Gina Szanboti]

Ketchup and A1 sauce. 

Or go all the way with poutine.

[avec]

4 minutes ago, Rogue_Alphonse said:

What a waste of perfectly good ketchup that could have smothered fries AND MY MOUTH

[Still Me]

Just now, Gina Szanboti said:

Ketchup and A1 sauce. 

Or go all the way with poutine.

Ooooh what about pepper gravy

[lupin_bebop]

2 minutes ago, Rogue_Alphonse said:

WHY WOULD YOU DESECRATE WAFFLES?!?!?

IS NOTHING SACRED?? FUCK

[avec]

3 minutes ago, Still Me said:

this is too close to MAYOMUSK

[Rogue_Alphonse]

[lupin_bebop]

2 minutes ago, Distinct Lunatic said:

Honestly the only thing worse than putting ketchup on fries is people that put it on eggs. My best friend does that, so does my mom, and for some reason it drives me batty whenever I see them do it.

THANK YOU. SOMEONE UNDERSTANDS FUCKING LIFE.

[avec]

2 minutes ago, Gina Szanboti said:

Ketchup and A1 sauce. 

Or go all the way with poutine.

I'm also a fan of the spicy BBQ smother

[Still Me]

Just now, avec said:

this is too close to MAYOMUSK

Too musky?

[avec]

Just now, Still Me said:

Too musky?

Too musky, but the same color 😏

[Rogue_Alphonse]

[lupin_bebop]

2 minutes ago, Rogue_Alphonse said:

You're a fucking monster.

[lupin_bebop]

6 minutes ago, Still Me said:

MAYTARD....

[Still Me]

1 minute ago, avec said:

Too musky, but the same color 😏

Gag