Mix Posted March 12, 2020 Share Posted March 12, 2020 I just need an on switch and an off switch..... All week I couldn't work for five minutes without getting distracted, I was so god damn horny.... I was bargaining with it, "look man, just hold out till the end of the week, alright. I promise it won't be like last time. Just calm the fuck down" Shitty week goes by and today i'm finally about to get this stress relief in and......nothin' Me: "we're getting laid, this is what you wanted" Dick: "yeah, I guess" Me: "what the fuck do you mean, I guess!" Dick: "nah, nah, it's good. Good for us. Lets go get laid" Me: "you don't seem excited" Dick: "no, i'm excited....just wake me up when we get there" Me: "you son of a **** **** *** ********" I'm gonna take a nap 1 1 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vamped Posted March 12, 2020 Share Posted March 12, 2020 So now you and your dick get to take naps together, how nice 💙 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seight Posted March 12, 2020 Share Posted March 12, 2020 MASTER CYLINDER! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
avec Posted March 13, 2020 Share Posted March 13, 2020 I'm imagining you just looking down and talking to your pants in an angry tone. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
avec Posted March 13, 2020 Share Posted March 13, 2020 Also, I'd get a robot penis. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gyaos Posted March 13, 2020 Share Posted March 13, 2020 Some time ago, I remember reading that a guy got a permanent semi-erection while getting a tattoo done on his hot dog. I don't know if dick implants would carry the same risks, but you wouldn't see me hop on to a table to get that kind of surgery done. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
avec Posted March 13, 2020 Share Posted March 13, 2020 5 minutes ago, Gyaos said: Some time ago, I remember reading that a guy got a permanent semi-erection while getting a tattoo done on his hot dog. I don't know if dick implants would carry the same risks, but you wouldn't see me hop on to a table to get that kind of surgery done. So blood rushing to his dong at all times? Sounds like a jaded life. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gyaos Posted March 13, 2020 Share Posted March 13, 2020 9 minutes ago, avec said: So blood rushing to his dong at all times? Sounds like a jaded life. It would probably be painful, and hard to keep hidden in public depending on what is being worn. Gym shorts would be off the table forever. I couldn't deal with that kind of life. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cyberbully Posted March 13, 2020 Share Posted March 13, 2020 My dick failed me once 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
molarbear Posted March 13, 2020 Share Posted March 13, 2020 6 hours ago, Mix said: I just need an on switch and an off switch..... All week I couldn't work for five minutes without getting distracted, I was so god damn horny.... I was bargaining with it, "look man, just hold out till the end of the week, alright. I promise it won't be like last time. Just calm the fuck down" Shitty week goes by and today i'm finally about to get this stress relief in and......nothin' Me: "we're getting laid, this is what you wanted" Dick: "yeah, I guess" Me: "what the fuck do you mean, I guess!" Dick: "nah, nah, it's good. Good for us. Lets go get laid" Me: "you don't seem excited" Dick: "no, i'm excited....just wake me up when we get there" Me: "you son of a **** **** *** ********" I'm gonna take a nap It's really bad when it decides to pop up for no reason when you're about to leave somewhere Just finished dinner and everyone's about to leave the restaurant? Check Even worse was HS, bell just rang? Check Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NaBarney Posted March 13, 2020 Share Posted March 13, 2020 Brother I hear you, feeling this hard 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mix Posted March 13, 2020 Author Share Posted March 13, 2020 3 hours ago, avec said: I'm imagining you just looking down and talking to your pants in an angry tone. let me paint you a picture....you ever watch Freakazoid? Remember how his hand talked and had it's own personality and storyline? yeah, i'm seeing a therapist 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seight Posted March 13, 2020 Share Posted March 13, 2020 6 hours ago, molarbear said: Even worse was HS, bell just rang? Check 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted March 13, 2020 Share Posted March 13, 2020 14 hours ago, molarbear said: It's really bad when it decides to pop up for no reason when you're about to leave somewhere Just finished dinner and everyone's about to leave the restaurant? Check Even worse was HS, bell just rang? Check One time back in high school, I was thinking about a girl I had a crush on and got wood; however, I was on my way to go to the locker room to get changed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vamped Posted March 13, 2020 Share Posted March 13, 2020 All of you in this thread seem to lack control. Probably need to some training dick ups beneath a waterfall or something. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mix Posted March 13, 2020 Author Share Posted March 13, 2020 2 hours ago, Vamped said: All of you in this thread seem to lack control. Probably need to some training dick ups beneath a waterfall or something. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vamped Posted March 14, 2020 Share Posted March 14, 2020 1 hour ago, Mix said: OH MY GOD, CAN YOU FEEL ME OVULATING RIGHT NOW?!! +_+ 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mix Posted March 14, 2020 Author Share Posted March 14, 2020 1 hour ago, Vamped said: OH MY GOD, CAN YOU FEEL ME OVULATING RIGHT NOW?!! +_+ oh, is that what that is? I thought it was the air conditioning >.> 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vamped Posted March 14, 2020 Share Posted March 14, 2020 11 minutes ago, Mix said: oh, is that what that is? I thought it was the air conditioning >.> 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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