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Keeping your cool on OKC is so tough


Zenigundam

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Every attractive girl my age or a little younger who I've worked with is always taken. But if they're angry and miserable, they're single and blow you off, but then when they get boyfriends they suddenly get all cheerful and borderline psychotic and THEN they wanna talk to you and they're like "Hey, Zeni how's your day going?! :)" and I'm like "F--- off!!! Phony a-- -----!!"  <3

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Zeni refers to all his restraining orders as "certificates of love"

 

The problem with restraining orders is that the media has twisted them into being legal measures to "keep the psychos at bay". You can blame over the top Lifetime movies and the people buying into those movies usually while reclining on the sofa and enjoying Strawberry ice cream for those flawed perceptions.

 

What a restraining order usually is is a way for someone, usually a young adult female, who is confused and can't properly sort out her emotions, to create distance between herself and everybody else so that she can get her head on straight without having to resort to seeing a therapist. The reason the person requesting the order mostly only gets it against one person is because it would cost way too much in legal fees for the person to get multiple restraining orders, especially if that person's social circle is massive. Thus, the person who is on the receiving end of the restraining order really becomes the "class representative" of what the victim believes is an "imposing" social circle.

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It's not "she got a restraining order against me" because 95% of the time the truth is "she got a restraining order against peer pressure preventing her from solving her personal issues, and I happen to be her social circle's representative just as a matter of legal procedure because somebody's name has to go down on the actual document."

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Hmmm I've never watched a full episode of The Squidbillies, but that was awfully kind of him to leave flowers and compliments for her. She should have at least opened the door. =/

 

Early is known for being thoughtful to others.

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You guys have to give me credit for not getting IP banned again. Give me credit for growing into a mature, young adult with a greater level of empathy for the women of the internet world than ever before. I am becoming a gentleman of incredible depth and character. Wow.... This is unreal...  :( <3 :brownbottle:

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