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most people that will talk shit on you for having a job are sitting around collecting welfare checks.  being a janitor isn't really something to be ashamed of. wanna know what everything would look like without Janitors? wanna clean up after yourself? don't try to shame people for being employed.

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No one insults you for being a janitor....People insult you because you think that's the apex of aspirations.

 

I love that you enjoy cleaning up......When I barf on a slot machine after dumping a few 20s in it, I know that there will be someone coming behind me to make it useable for the next person.

 

I'm bullshitting, I don't gamble......Worst case scenario, I step in dog shit before heading to the casino buffet and you have you make sure no one exacerbates the trail of dog poo I continue to track into the building despite knowing I stepped into dog shit.

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It's always good for a laugh or two when I see the office jobs advertised on the bulletin boards at work.  Nine bucks an hour, you have to pay for your own health insurance and a college degree is required.

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No one insults you for being a janitor....People insult you because you think that's the apex of aspirations.

 

I insult him because he's a horrible employee that gets paid far too much to be a thief and general malcontent.

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It's always good for a laugh or two when I see the office jobs advertised on the bulletin boards at work.  Nine bucks an hour, you have to pay for your own health insurance and a college degree is required.

Did janitors suddenly start making more than accountants and lawyers, or are you just incredibly stupid?

 

By the way, that's rhetorical. I know the answer.

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I'm talking about the cubicle workers.  They're not lawyers, accountants or marketing executives.  They have college degrees, but not enough to be more than office boys.  They do the menial paperwork.  Empty the "in" box and fill the "out" box.  That's their whole job.

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so does the bus driver run them both over or something?

bitches to be busy having kids but not being able to drive, they are single.

 

This is seriously the most sensible answer.

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your job will be a robots job soon

 

Then I'd end up as the guy renting out the robots.  But seriously, any robot smart enough to do my job would also be smart enough to demand wages and vacation time.  Congress would end up debating a robot bill of rights.

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