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No one insults you for being a janitor....People insult you because you think that's the apex of aspirations.

 

I love that you enjoy cleaning up......When I barf on a slot machine after dumping a few 20s in it, I know that there will be someone coming behind me to make it useable for the next person.

 

I'm bullshitting, I don't gamble......Worst case scenario, I step in dog shit before heading to the casino buffet and you have you make sure no one exacerbates the trail of dog poo I continue to track into the building despite knowing I stepped into dog shit.

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It's always good for a laugh or two when I see the office jobs advertised on the bulletin boards at work.  Nine bucks an hour, you have to pay for your own health insurance and a college degree is required.

Did janitors suddenly start making more than accountants and lawyers, or are you just incredibly stupid?

 

By the way, that's rhetorical. I know the answer.

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your job will be a robots job soon

 

Then I'd end up as the guy renting out the robots.  But seriously, any robot smart enough to do my job would also be smart enough to demand wages and vacation time.  Congress would end up debating a robot bill of rights.

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