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Posted
22 minutes ago, avec said:

but really, why am I always poorest when I want nice things. 

Goddamn I want that fried cheese!

NO!  You want Potsticker!

Posted
13 minutes ago, ITasteLikeSex said:

You put your right slut in, you take your right slut out, you put your right slut in, and you shake it all about

Mmm I shall shake it. Shake it good.

Also poke some ho(n)kies?

Posted
11 minutes ago, tsar4 said:

NO!  You want Potsticker!

JESUS CHRIST ITS

I actually have potstickers...oh...my...flavors!

Posted
11 minutes ago, cyberbully said:

You can get a whole box of 24 at Aldi for like 4 bucks.

I have some but haven't had a taste for them yet.

I don't have $4, but I will dream about this possibility.  

Posted
3 minutes ago, avec said:

I don't have $4, but I will dream about this possibility.  

Wanna match the socks in my sock box.....I'll give you $20.

Offered it to my kids but they'd rather just wear mismatched  socks instead.......Honestly, me too.

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Posted
16 minutes ago, cyberbully said:

Wanna match the socks in my sock box.....I'll give you $20.

Offered it to my kids but they'd rather just wear mismatched  socks instead.......Honestly, me too.

Hold on, gotta install TaskRabbit.

Posted
31 minutes ago, Distortedreasoning said:

i want some too!

We must honor the mozzarella stick gods with the cheeeeeeeeeeese dance.

It's the ultimate cheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Posted
12 minutes ago, Sir Teddybar Gut Fullung said:

Fried cheese is awesome. Almost as good as a thick, juicy cut of beef cooked medium rare. Yum!

Almost? ALMOST ?

Posted
12 minutes ago, avec said:

We must honor the mozzarella stick gods with the cheeeeeeeeeeese dance.

It's the ultimate cheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

i dont wanna get up from bed tho...

Posted
7 minutes ago, Sir Teddybar Gut Fullung said:

What would be better is a cheese sauce made for the steak. I don't know how to do that. :(

Ah some boeufboergoniognaisecabernetsauvignionenonsavonspains

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Posted
8 minutes ago, Distortedreasoning said:

i dont wanna get up from bed tho...

You dont need to get up to cheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Posted
17 minutes ago, lupin_bebop said:

You must do a dance to the food gods for them.

Oh you mean the cheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee dance?

Posted
21 hours ago, avec said:

You dont need to get up to cheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

youre so cheesy.

Posted (edited)
2 hours ago, lupin_bebop said:

Yes. I don't want to get up, though. I've already got my pants off.

No harm in swinging it around from a seated position or laying down. HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING ON THE TRUE NATURE OF THE CHEESE DANCE

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Posted
2 hours ago, PhilosipherStoned said:

Right I've been wanting pizza, but I always end up over doing it and eating like a whole pizza plus some lol. 

Its really hard not to eat a whole pizza when you dont have to share.

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Posted
2 minutes ago, Distortedreasoning said:

i'll give you a good point if you know what i mean ;) 

 

POINTS?  I prefer stubs and flap'ems.

Posted
27 minutes ago, Distortedreasoning said:

flap ems? eh sure i'll get you that too. long as its cheap of course. 

Nononononono flapems is...wait is this Dumpster Fires or Free for All?!! 🤣🤣😂

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Posted
15 minutes ago, Distortedreasoning said:

just say it here, the mods arent gonna ban you 😛 

Well this certainly isn't the first time I've talked about genitalia.

Posted
2 minutes ago, PhilosipherStoned said:

So by stubs do you mean you are into amputees?

That is not the correct euphemism. 😏

Posted
5 minutes ago, Distortedreasoning said:

this is getting stranger and stranger...

can we go back to cheese? 

We can always go back to cheese.

OoOOoohhhh what if there were blue cheese mozzarella sticks?

Posted
4 minutes ago, PhilosipherStoned said:

I'm drawing blanks then lol.

 

11 minutes ago, avec said:

Well this certainly isn't the first time I've talked about genitalia.

 

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Posted
1 hour ago, avec said:

No harm in swinging it around from a seated position or laying down. HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING ON THE TRUE NATURE OF THE CHEESE DANCE

I have no. I shall start the cheese dance. I must know the music for it. 

Posted
1 hour ago, lupin_bebop said:

I have no. I shall start the cheese dance. I must know the music for it. 

Probably an entire Chumbawumba album.

Posted
10 hours ago, PhilosipherStoned said:

Fuck I want pizza and breadsticks now. chessesticks..mozzaralla sticks whatevs.. Some ranch.. All the dips. I need all the dips. 

GIVE IN TO THE TEMPTATION

Posted
2 hours ago, lupin_bebop said:

Oh come on. We BOTH know there’s only ONE song on that album.

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Ahahahahahahaha but come on...you dont just get "Drip drip drip goes the water" stuck in your head from time to time?

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