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Why did god give Samson magical hair?


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14 hours ago, GuyBeardmane said:

Because Fabio and I weren't born yet.


See, I'm making the joke about why magical hair was given to Samson instead of someone else, while also expressing the vanity I have in my hair.

I actually wouldn't want that power. Getting my hair chopped off is already the worst thing imaginable, but with Samson's hair, the worst thing imaginable becomes SO MUCH WORSE STILL.

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