Jump to content
UnevenEdge

Please wash your hands


Vamped

Recommended Posts

1 hour ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said:

I'd PREFER to wash my hands with soap and water whenever I go to the bathroom, but I can't tell you how many times I've used the bathroom at work and every soap dispenser in that particular bathroom is empty.

they have mounted hand sanitizer dispensers in the bathroom, right outside the bathroom, and right when you walk into the office. He uses none of them. They make a little robot sound when you use them ... which I can also hear/see from my desk 

He's just wiping dick residue everywhere 

  • Haha 1
  • Sad 2
Link to comment
Share on other sites

21 minutes ago, Vamped said:

they have mounted hand sanitizer dispensers in the bathroom, right outside the bathroom, and right when you walk into the office. He uses none of them. They make a little robot sound when you use them ... which I can also hear/see from my desk 

He's just wiping dick residue everywhere 

This is why I always have a bottle of hand sanitizer with me at all times

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Dick smears.  No fucking ty 😂

But really, computer keyboards are already nasty enough.  I used to be a lab tech at a college and the shit that I would find cleaning mice and keyboards was fucking disgusting.  Even the smell

Link to comment
Share on other sites

8 hours ago, Vamped said:

 

=_=

I can hear everything that goes on the our office's Men's room from my desk .

This new senior manager never washes his hands 

 

Please wash your hands .... I'm sure there's dick smears all over the top of my desk now 

Image result for lysol gifs

 

You're gonna have to burn your desk

may want to get a old and young preacher for the event too

Link to comment
Share on other sites

36 minutes ago, Cau said:

What if I just run the water and pull out some paper towels to make it sound like I'm washing my hands?

I would feel better about the dick smears .... because then I could atleast believe there was some handwashing going on 

 

  • Like 1
Link to comment
Share on other sites

×
×
  • Create New...