jackiemarie90 Posted January 13, 2020 Posted January 13, 2020 For no particular reason other than being a human is exhausting and I just don't wanna try right now. 😐 You can choose the method. 1
Mix Posted January 13, 2020 Posted January 13, 2020 😲 ☺️ Hey, @Doom Metal Alchemist , we can finally do that thing with the wood chipper we talked about! 1 1
jackiemarie90 Posted January 13, 2020 Author Posted January 13, 2020 1 minute ago, Mix said: 😲 ☺️ Hey, @Doom Metal Alchemist , we can finally do that thing with the wood chipper we talked about! Make sure to make it as slow and painful as possible so I will be reminded why I hate this life of mine.
jackiemarie90 Posted January 13, 2020 Author Posted January 13, 2020 Just now, InsaneFox said: Death by snu snu it is. LETS DO THIS
InsaneFox Posted January 13, 2020 Posted January 13, 2020 Just now, jackiemarie90 said: LETS DO THIS I'll put my strap on. 1
jackiemarie90 Posted January 13, 2020 Author Posted January 13, 2020 2 minutes ago, InsaneFox said: I'll put my strap on. Pegging: The Finale Death by peg 1 1
InsaneFox Posted January 13, 2020 Posted January 13, 2020 Just now, jackiemarie90 said: Pegging: The Finale Death by peg I mean, I was going to practice the Double Dragon. 'Pegging' doesn't seem as glorious of a name. 1
Kudasai Posted January 13, 2020 Posted January 13, 2020 You shall be caused to die by intravenous injections of the substance known as death by chocolate in lethal quantity sufficient to cause your death. 1
lupin_bebop Posted January 13, 2020 Posted January 13, 2020 I know that feeling. Just breathe. You’ve lived all the way up to this point.....I think you can live some more.
Mix Posted January 13, 2020 Posted January 13, 2020 18 minutes ago, jackiemarie90 said: Make sure to make it as slow and painful as possible so I will be reminded why I hate this life of mine. idk if I can do that....I mean once the crane lets it go, it's pretty much up to gravity how fast or slow it drops
jackiemarie90 Posted January 13, 2020 Author Posted January 13, 2020 17 minutes ago, InsaneFox said: I mean, I was going to practice the Double Dragon. 'Pegging' doesn't seem as glorious of a name. Whats a double dragon? 1
jackiemarie90 Posted January 13, 2020 Author Posted January 13, 2020 12 minutes ago, Kudasai said: You shall be caused to die by intravenous injections of the substance known as death by chocolate in lethal quantity sufficient to cause your death. OHH BABY I CAN'T WAIT!!!
InsaneFox Posted January 13, 2020 Posted January 13, 2020 1 minute ago, jackiemarie90 said: Whats a double dragon? Take one dragon, turn it into a sexual euphemism, and then double it. 1
jackiemarie90 Posted January 13, 2020 Author Posted January 13, 2020 12 minutes ago, lupin_bebop said: I know that feeling. Just breathe. You’ve lived all the way up to this point.....I think you can live some more. I know, it just sucks cause like, I have no family, I have no close friends in irl that actually want to hear me out, and I'm just so fucking obnoxious and annoying I don't even know how to act right.
jackiemarie90 Posted January 13, 2020 Author Posted January 13, 2020 10 minutes ago, Naraku4656 said: me first Why can we do a double dead thing?
jackiemarie90 Posted January 13, 2020 Author Posted January 13, 2020 6 minutes ago, Mix said: idk if I can do that....I mean once the crane lets it go, it's pretty much up to gravity how fast or slow it drops I mean, you can pull on my arms slowing to watching the bottom skin stretch apart in an appalling way?
jackiemarie90 Posted January 13, 2020 Author Posted January 13, 2020 2 minutes ago, InsaneFox said: Take one dragon, turn it into a sexual euphemism, and then double it. What type of sexual euphemism? 🤔
InsaneFox Posted January 13, 2020 Posted January 13, 2020 2 minutes ago, jackiemarie90 said: I know, it just sucks cause like, I have no family, I have no close friends in irl that actually want to hear me out, and I'm just so fucking obnoxious and annoying I don't even know how to act right. All jokes aside, if you need to chat, you can message me on facebook or here.
InsaneFox Posted January 13, 2020 Posted January 13, 2020 Just now, jackiemarie90 said: What type of sexual euphemism? 🤔 Nevermind, it'll be a surprise. *gets on baddragon.com*
molarbear Posted January 13, 2020 Posted January 13, 2020 46 minutes ago, jackiemarie90 said: For no particular reason other than being a human is exhausting and I just don't wanna try right now. 😐 You can choose the method. 1
Mix Posted January 13, 2020 Posted January 13, 2020 7 minutes ago, jackiemarie90 said: I mean, you can pull on my arms slowing to watching the bottom skin stretch apart in an appalling way? oh, I see where the confusion is here.....we're not going to put you in the wood chipper....that's been done to death, no pun intended we're going to drop it on you 2 1
jackiemarie90 Posted January 13, 2020 Author Posted January 13, 2020 8 minutes ago, molarbear said: You have chosen my executioner. Good choice. XD
jackiemarie90 Posted January 13, 2020 Author Posted January 13, 2020 8 minutes ago, Mix said: oh, I see where the confusion is here.....we're not going to put you in the wood chipper....that's been done to death, no pun intended we're going to drop it on you I mean, that is more terrifying, so good choice. I will already want to be dead from the drop itself. lmao
Mix Posted January 13, 2020 Posted January 13, 2020 7 minutes ago, jackiemarie90 said: I mean, that is more terrifying, so good choice. I will already want to be dead from the drop itself. lmao oh you're going to love it....it's going to be class all the way....we're getting the Vermeer WC2300XL....it's the Cadillac Tesla of wood chippers
jackiemarie90 Posted January 13, 2020 Author Posted January 13, 2020 5 minutes ago, Mix said: oh you're going to love it....it's going to be class all the way....we're getting the Vermeer WC2300XL....it's the Cadillac Tesla of wood chippers Why couldn't we get the cadillac of wood chippers?
jackiemarie90 Posted January 13, 2020 Author Posted January 13, 2020 1 minute ago, Sir Teddybar Gut Fullung said: Sorry. I can't do that. Well what can ya do for me since everything is transactional in a capitalist society. 1
lupin_bebop Posted January 13, 2020 Posted January 13, 2020 27 minutes ago, jackiemarie90 said: I know, it just sucks cause like, I have no family, I have no close friends in irl that actually want to hear me out, and I'm just so fucking obnoxious and annoying I don't even know how to act right. I wouldn’t say that. You just need to breathe. You have plenty of time to get all of this done. The world hasn’t ended. It’ll be fine. Just be you.
jackiemarie90 Posted January 13, 2020 Author Posted January 13, 2020 1 minute ago, lupin_bebop said: I wouldn’t say that. You just need to breathe. You have plenty of time to get all of this done. The world hasn’t ended. It’ll be fine. Just be you. What I need, is too smOOOOOKKKKKEEE, but I can't cause my tolerance is too high and I'm smoking less to feel high again. 😕 But thanks. I think I've been having anxiety all week that makes it hard to chill out when I let my thoughts go.
Mix Posted January 13, 2020 Posted January 13, 2020 4 minutes ago, jackiemarie90 said: Why couldn't we get the cadillac of wood chippers? It's 2020.....that expression no longer holds weight with Cadillac at the head, so I swapped in Tesla....
jackiemarie90 Posted January 13, 2020 Author Posted January 13, 2020 1 minute ago, Mix said: It's 2020.....that expression no longer holds weight with Cadillac at the head, so I swapped in Tesla.... Dam telsa ruining old things. Like dancing....
avec Posted January 13, 2020 Posted January 13, 2020 1 hour ago, InsaneFox said: Take one dragon, turn it into a sexual euphemism, and then double it. Mmm because theres two holes... 2
InsaneFox Posted January 13, 2020 Posted January 13, 2020 Just now, avec said: Mmm because theres two holes... At least I didn't have to explain it out loud.
avec Posted January 13, 2020 Posted January 13, 2020 Can you stay and suffer with the rest of us? Or maybe even....not suffer!
avec Posted January 13, 2020 Posted January 13, 2020 Just now, InsaneFox said: At least I didn't have to explain it out loud. I imagine the person with the tools would need to be extra coordinated. But really, is that even possible?
InsaneFox Posted January 13, 2020 Posted January 13, 2020 Just now, avec said: I imagine the person with the tools would need to be extra coordinated. But really, is that even possible? It can't be that hard. I can feel my way with one tool, and if I put the strap of the other one on top, I can just see what I'm doing. I haven't worked it out yet, I should probably ACTUALLY get a strap on. And then maybe find somebody to try it out on with.
avec Posted January 13, 2020 Posted January 13, 2020 1 minute ago, InsaneFox said: It can't be that hard. I can feel my way with one tool, and if I put the strap of the other one on top, I can just see what I'm doing. I haven't worked it out yet, I should probably ACTUALLY get a strap on. And then maybe find somebody to try it out on with. Or get pegged. I mean wasnt @jackiemarie90 going to peg you out of your misery? Oh wait, I think I am inserting things here (no pun intended). 1 1
InsaneFox Posted January 13, 2020 Posted January 13, 2020 2 minutes ago, avec said: Or get pegged. I mean wasnt @jackiemarie90 going to peg you out of your misery? Oh wait, I think I am inserting things here (no pun intended). But I don't want anything to go into MY butt. I'm a hypocrite like that. 1
InsaneFox Posted January 13, 2020 Posted January 13, 2020 Just now, avec said: Boundaries are good. Boundaries are great! The boundary is, in no uncertain terms, my butt hymen. 1
avec Posted January 13, 2020 Posted January 13, 2020 1 minute ago, InsaneFox said: The boundary is, in no uncertain terms, my butt hymen. But poop ex- you know, Ill respect your butt hymen.
InsaneFox Posted January 13, 2020 Posted January 13, 2020 7 minutes ago, avec said: But poop ex- you know, Ill respect your butt hymen. Thanks boo. 1
lupin_bebop Posted January 13, 2020 Posted January 13, 2020 39 minutes ago, InsaneFox said: It can't be that hard. I can feel my way with one tool, and if I put the strap of the other one on top, I can just see what I'm doing. I haven't worked it out yet, I should probably ACTUALLY get a strap on. And then maybe find somebody to try it out on with. 3
InsaneFox Posted January 13, 2020 Posted January 13, 2020 Just now, lupin_bebop said: You lack the requisite quantity of holes. For the double dragon to enter your single cave would be unwise.
avec Posted January 13, 2020 Posted January 13, 2020 4 minutes ago, lupin_bebop said: Doesn’t matter. Yesyesyesyesyesyesyes
avec Posted January 13, 2020 Posted January 13, 2020 1 hour ago, via said: boundaries are for people who play by rules Oooo who is she/he/them/Faye?
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