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Posted
18 minutes ago, jackiemarie90 said:

Make sure to make it as slow and painful as possible so I will be reminded why I hate this life of mine. 

idk if I can do that....I mean once the crane lets it go, it's pretty much up to gravity how fast or slow it drops

 

Posted
12 minutes ago, Kudasai said:

You shall be caused to die by intravenous injections of the substance known as death by chocolate in lethal quantity sufficient to cause your death.

OHH BABY I CAN'T WAIT!!!

Posted
12 minutes ago, lupin_bebop said:

I know that feeling. Just breathe. You’ve lived all the way up to this point.....I think you can live some more. 

I know, it just sucks cause like, I have no family, I have no close friends in irl that actually want to hear me out, and I'm just so fucking obnoxious and annoying I don't even know how to act right. 

Posted
6 minutes ago, Mix said:

idk if I can do that....I mean once the crane lets it go, it's pretty much up to gravity how fast or slow it drops

 

I mean, you can pull on my arms slowing to watching the bottom skin stretch apart in an appalling way?

Posted
2 minutes ago, jackiemarie90 said:

I know, it just sucks cause like, I have no family, I have no close friends in irl that actually want to hear me out, and I'm just so fucking obnoxious and annoying I don't even know how to act right. 

All jokes aside, if you need to chat, you can message me on facebook or here.

Posted
46 minutes ago, jackiemarie90 said:

For no particular reason other than being a human is exhausting and I just don't wanna try right now. 😐 You can choose the method. 

 

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Posted
7 minutes ago, jackiemarie90 said:

I mean, you can pull on my arms slowing to watching the bottom skin stretch apart in an appalling way?

oh, I see where the confusion is here.....we're not going to put you in the wood chipper....that's been done to death, no pun intended 

 

we're going to drop it on you 

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Posted
8 minutes ago, Mix said:

oh, I see where the confusion is here.....we're not going to put you in the wood chipper....that's been done to death, no pun intended 

 

we're going to drop it on you 

I mean, that is more terrifying, so good choice. I will already want to be dead from the drop itself. lmao

Posted
7 minutes ago, jackiemarie90 said:

I mean, that is more terrifying, so good choice. I will already want to be dead from the drop itself. lmao

oh you're going to love it....it's going to be class all the way....we're getting the Vermeer WC2300XL....it's the Cadillac Tesla of wood chippers 

Posted
5 minutes ago, Mix said:

oh you're going to love it....it's going to be class all the way....we're getting the Vermeer WC2300XL....it's the Cadillac Tesla of wood chippers 

Why couldn't we get the cadillac of wood chippers?

Posted
27 minutes ago, jackiemarie90 said:

I know, it just sucks cause like, I have no family, I have no close friends in irl that actually want to hear me out, and I'm just so fucking obnoxious and annoying I don't even know how to act right. 

I wouldn’t say that. You just need to breathe. You have plenty of time to get all of this done. The world hasn’t ended. It’ll be fine. Just be you.

Posted
1 minute ago, lupin_bebop said:

I wouldn’t say that. You just need to breathe. You have plenty of time to get all of this done. The world hasn’t ended. It’ll be fine. Just be you.

What I need, is too smOOOOOKKKKKEEE, but I can't cause my tolerance is too high and I'm smoking less to feel high again. 😕 But thanks. I think I've been having anxiety all week that makes it hard to chill out when I let my thoughts go. 

Posted
4 minutes ago, jackiemarie90 said:

Why couldn't we get the cadillac of wood chippers?

It's 2020.....that expression no longer holds weight with Cadillac at the head, so I swapped in Tesla....

Posted
1 hour ago, InsaneFox said:

Take one dragon, turn it into a sexual euphemism, and then double it.

Mmm because theres two holes...

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Posted
Just now, InsaneFox said:

At least I didn't have to explain it out loud.

I imagine the person with the tools would need to be extra coordinated.  But really, is that even possible?

Posted
Just now, avec said:

I imagine the person with the tools would need to be extra coordinated.  But really, is that even possible?

It can't be that hard.
I can feel my way with one tool, and if I put the strap of the other one on top, I can just see what I'm doing.

I haven't worked it out yet, I should probably ACTUALLY get a strap on.

And then maybe find somebody to try it out on with.

Posted
1 minute ago, InsaneFox said:

It can't be that hard.
I can feel my way with one tool, and if I put the strap of the other one on top, I can just see what I'm doing.

I haven't worked it out yet, I should probably ACTUALLY get a strap on.

And then maybe find somebody to try it out on with.

Or get pegged.  I mean wasnt @jackiemarie90 going to peg you out of your misery?  Oh wait, I think I am inserting things here (no pun intended).

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Posted
2 minutes ago, avec said:

Or get pegged.  I mean wasnt @jackiemarie90 going to peg you out of your misery?  Oh wait, I think I am inserting things here (no pun intended).

But I don't want anything to go into MY butt. I'm a hypocrite like that.

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Posted
1 minute ago, InsaneFox said:

The boundary is, in no uncertain terms, my butt hymen.

But poop ex- you know, Ill respect your butt hymen.

Posted
39 minutes ago, InsaneFox said:

It can't be that hard.
I can feel my way with one tool, and if I put the strap of the other one on top, I can just see what I'm doing.

I haven't worked it out yet, I should probably ACTUALLY get a strap on.

And then maybe find somebody to try it out on with.

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