avec Posted January 4, 2020 Share Posted January 4, 2020 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cyberbully Posted January 4, 2020 Share Posted January 4, 2020 I came here because you're kinda cute...But your content leaves me wanting.....Let's do better. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
avec Posted January 4, 2020 Author Share Posted January 4, 2020 Yeah, I wasn't trying very hard here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted January 4, 2020 Share Posted January 4, 2020 Poor Jerry. He had some of the best male hair in Hollywood. Then male pattern baldness bitch-slapped him upside his head. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lupin_bebop Posted January 4, 2020 Share Posted January 4, 2020 His joke are lame, at best. You're funnier than him when posting about dead rabbits. Dang it, I DEMAND THE FUNNY Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vamped Posted January 4, 2020 Share Posted January 4, 2020 When the comb overs dont work its time to go bald Or >.> 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
avec Posted January 4, 2020 Author Share Posted January 4, 2020 (edited) On 1/4/2020 at 3:00 AM, Doom Metal Alchemist said: Poor Jerry. He had some of the best male hair in Hollywood. Then male pattern baldness bitch-slapped him upside his head. Well you know, we all grow older. And our hair sometimes leaves this plane. And Jerry's is in outer space. I'm not sure where I'm going here. [insert joke] Edited January 6, 2020 by avec 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
avec Posted January 4, 2020 Author Share Posted January 4, 2020 8 hours ago, lupin_bebop said: His joke are lame, at best. You're funnier than him when posting about dead rabbits. Dang it, I DEMAND THE FUNNY Dead rabbits? More like bad habits amirite? .... *walks off the stage Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
avec Posted January 4, 2020 Author Share Posted January 4, 2020 24 minutes ago, Vamped said: When the comb overs dont work its time to go bald Or >.> My mind cannot explain to me wtf is going on in these photos. Like before and after or after and before or human to alien. Not sure. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raptorpat Posted January 4, 2020 Share Posted January 4, 2020 It doesn't help that he disappeared for a while even though the show remained in syndication, so we stay familiar with 1990s Jerry and then 2010s Jerry pops out to say hi. 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vamped Posted January 4, 2020 Share Posted January 4, 2020 15 minutes ago, avec said: My mind cannot explain to me wtf is going on in these photos. Like before and after or after and before or human to alien. Not sure. Simple. Witchcraft Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
avec Posted January 4, 2020 Author Share Posted January 4, 2020 15 minutes ago, Vamped said: Simple. Witchcraft You draw the line you want in your non-existent hair? BOOM, SHITS MAGICCCCCC 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vamped Posted January 4, 2020 Share Posted January 4, 2020 (edited) 1 hour ago, avec said: You draw the line you want in your non-existent hair? BOOM, SHITS MAGICCCCCC Might have to sacrifice some virgins or approximately 3.7 old people Results will vary Edited January 4, 2020 by Vamped 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
InsaneFox Posted January 4, 2020 Share Posted January 4, 2020 17 hours ago, avec said: I dunno, ask @SwimMod_Rogue Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
avec Posted January 4, 2020 Author Share Posted January 4, 2020 (edited) 2 hours ago, Admin_Raptorpat said: It doesn't help that he disappeared for a while even though the show remained in syndication, so we stay familiar with 1990s Jerry and then 2010s Jerry pops out to say hi. He's like HEY HAVE YOU SEEN MY NEW HAIRLINE? [punchline] Edited January 4, 2020 by avec 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
avec Posted January 4, 2020 Author Share Posted January 4, 2020 59 minutes ago, Vamped said: Might have to sacrifice some virgins or approximately 3.7 old people Results will vary Yes, different combinations yield different results: 2 virgins and 1 old person = Carrot Top hair 1 old person = Dick Cheney. Well you fucked up. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
avec Posted January 4, 2020 Author Share Posted January 4, 2020 (edited) 51 minutes ago, InsaneFox said: I dunno, ask @SwimMod_Rogue Oh am I to understand this is a burn of some sort? Edited January 4, 2020 by avec 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
InsaneFox Posted January 4, 2020 Share Posted January 4, 2020 5 minutes ago, avec said: Oh am I to understand this is a burn of some sort? Not as bit of a burn as Australia, but close. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
avec Posted January 4, 2020 Author Share Posted January 4, 2020 3 minutes ago, InsaneFox said: Not as bit of a burn as Australia, but close. But what if we were all bald? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
InsaneFox Posted January 4, 2020 Share Posted January 4, 2020 3 minutes ago, avec said: But what if we were all bald? Humor is a matter of perspective. A change in perspective is a change of humor. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
avec Posted January 4, 2020 Author Share Posted January 4, 2020 2 minutes ago, InsaneFox said: Humor is a matter of perspective. A change in perspective is a change of humor. And a haircut is a change in hair! My god, I am starting to understand something. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
InsaneFox Posted January 4, 2020 Share Posted January 4, 2020 15 minutes ago, avec said: And a haircut is a change in hair! My god, I am starting to understand something. Don’t. You won’t like where it takes you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tsar4 Posted January 4, 2020 Share Posted January 4, 2020 1 hour ago, avec said: He's like HEY HAVE YOU SEEN MY NEW HAIRLINE? [punchline] "Neither have I." 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
avec Posted January 5, 2020 Author Share Posted January 5, 2020 4 hours ago, InsaneFox said: Don’t. You won’t like where it takes you. So is knowledge truly power? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
InsaneFox Posted January 5, 2020 Share Posted January 5, 2020 1 minute ago, avec said: So is knowledge truly power? Yes. Though usually a disappointingly small amount. Until it’s not. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
avec Posted January 5, 2020 Author Share Posted January 5, 2020 3 hours ago, tsar4 said: "Neither have I." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
avec Posted January 5, 2020 Author Share Posted January 5, 2020 1 minute ago, InsaneFox said: Yes. Though usually a disappointingly small amount. Until it’s not. I can't tell if this is playful banter or we are just spiraling down the toilet of life. [Seinfeld joke] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
InsaneFox Posted January 5, 2020 Share Posted January 5, 2020 2 minutes ago, avec said: I can't tell if this is playful banter or we are just spiraling down the toilet of life. [Seinfeld joke] I can't tell either. I'm feeling less human today, so probably the latter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
avec Posted January 5, 2020 Author Share Posted January 5, 2020 13 minutes ago, InsaneFox said: I can't tell either. I'm feeling less human today, so probably the latter. So, I see you're finally ready to inject the human. *puts on gloves But in all seriousness, even though its rough today, it will get better. You're pushing through this shit how you can and that is okay. https://tenor.com/view/george-costanza-seinfeld-gif-13289020 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
InsaneFox Posted January 5, 2020 Share Posted January 5, 2020 1 minute ago, avec said: So, I see you're finally ready to inject the human. *puts on gloves Giggity. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
avec Posted January 5, 2020 Author Share Posted January 5, 2020 6 minutes ago, InsaneFox said: Giggity. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
InsaneFox Posted January 5, 2020 Share Posted January 5, 2020 Just now, avec said: I mean, I can tolerate a bit of chocolate, I guess. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
avec Posted January 5, 2020 Author Share Posted January 5, 2020 1 minute ago, InsaneFox said: I mean, I can tolerate a bit of chocolate, I guess. Oh, it's not chocolate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
InsaneFox Posted January 5, 2020 Share Posted January 5, 2020 Just now, avec said: Oh, it's not chocolate. But the gif said it was chocolate... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
avec Posted January 5, 2020 Author Share Posted January 5, 2020 8 minutes ago, InsaneFox said: But the gif said it was chocolate... Its just the sensation darling. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
InsaneFox Posted January 5, 2020 Share Posted January 5, 2020 1 minute ago, avec said: Its just the sensation darling. My back is a little itchy... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
avec Posted January 5, 2020 Author Share Posted January 5, 2020 16 minutes ago, InsaneFox said: My back is a little itchy... That's just a mild side effect. *continues pumping brown liquid into your forearm Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
InsaneFox Posted January 5, 2020 Share Posted January 5, 2020 5 minutes ago, avec said: That's just a mild side effect. *continues pumping brown liquid into your forearm After all of the talk of 'pegging' this week, I was afraid you were planning to pump it somewhere else. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lupin_bebop Posted January 5, 2020 Share Posted January 5, 2020 10 hours ago, avec said: Dead rabbits? More like bad habits amirite? .... *walks off the stage I GAVE you the “hare” line.....and you missed it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
avec Posted January 5, 2020 Author Share Posted January 5, 2020 1 hour ago, InsaneFox said: After all of the talk of 'pegging' this week, I was afraid you were planning to pump it somewhere else. You don't just do a human injection into...oh nevermind. 😂 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
avec Posted January 5, 2020 Author Share Posted January 5, 2020 47 minutes ago, lupin_bebop said: I GAVE you the “hare” line.....and you missed it. It's going so far over my head you have no idea. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
InsaneFox Posted January 5, 2020 Share Posted January 5, 2020 5 minutes ago, avec said: You don't just do a human injection into...oh nevermind. 😂 I mean, I always referred to intercourse as human injection. Which is why I'm confused. Also probably why I'm single. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lupin_bebop Posted January 5, 2020 Share Posted January 5, 2020 I must anoint you into this comedy thing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
avec Posted January 5, 2020 Author Share Posted January 5, 2020 13 minutes ago, InsaneFox said: I mean, I always referred to intercourse as human injection. Which is why I'm confused. Also probably why I'm single. "I AM READY FOR THE HUMAN INJECTION" - Fox 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
avec Posted January 5, 2020 Author Share Posted January 5, 2020 14 minutes ago, lupin_bebop said: I must anoint you into this comedy thing. Please do. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lupin_bebop Posted January 5, 2020 Share Posted January 5, 2020 23 minutes ago, InsaneFox said: I mean, I always referred to intercourse as human injection. Which is why I'm confused. Also probably why I'm single. ......You need a sense of humor, too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
InsaneFox Posted January 5, 2020 Share Posted January 5, 2020 Just now, lupin_bebop said: ......You need a sense of humor, too. You're required to beat me in a Jackbox Rap Battle before you're qualified to make that determination about me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lupin_bebop Posted January 5, 2020 Share Posted January 5, 2020 11 minutes ago, avec said: Please do. TRAMP STAMPS FOR ALL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lupin_bebop Posted January 5, 2020 Share Posted January 5, 2020 5 minutes ago, InsaneFox said: You're required to beat me in a Jackbox Rap Battle before you're qualified to make that determination about me. Challenge accepted. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
InsaneFox Posted January 5, 2020 Share Posted January 5, 2020 Just now, lupin_bebop said: Challenge accepted. Assuming my Pathfinder game ends early enough, we'll play Friday if we're both on for Jackbawcks game night then. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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