That_One_Guy Posted January 2, 2020 Share Posted January 2, 2020 If I ever caught a girl cheating its naked hands 🖕 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mix Posted January 2, 2020 Share Posted January 2, 2020 first....are you getting naked too, prefight, when you catch them....or is he the only one throwing the naked hands? second....why? 1 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That_One_Guy Posted January 2, 2020 Author Share Posted January 2, 2020 1 minute ago, Mix said: first....are you getting naked too, prefight, when you catch them....or is he the only one throwing the naked hands? second....why? First I'm getting naked too second because I'm primal 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted January 2, 2020 Share Posted January 2, 2020 3 minutes ago, Mix said: first....are you getting naked too, prefight, when you catch them....or is he the only one throwing the naked hands? second....why? He probably should've worded it "beat a naked dude's ass." 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mix Posted January 2, 2020 Share Posted January 2, 2020 Just now, That_One_Guy said: First I'm getting naked too second because I'm primal do you think when the neighbors call the cops, in the interest of common cause, you and ol' dude will pretend to be a gay couple into rough play in order to avoid being arrested? 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted January 2, 2020 Share Posted January 2, 2020 Just now, Mix said: do you think when the neighbors call the cops, in the interest of common cause, you and ol' dude will pretend to be a gay couple into rough play in order to avoid being arrested? But then why's the naked woman there? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That_One_Guy Posted January 2, 2020 Author Share Posted January 2, 2020 2 minutes ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said: He probably should've worded it "beat a naked dude's ass." might edit 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That_One_Guy Posted January 2, 2020 Author Share Posted January 2, 2020 1 minute ago, Mix said: do you think when the neighbors call the cops, in the interest of common cause, you and ol' dude will pretend to be a gay couple into rough play in order to avoid being arrested? I'll take PCP and start fighting cops nuts out Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mix Posted January 2, 2020 Share Posted January 2, 2020 2 minutes ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said: He probably should've worded it "beat a naked dude's ass." actually, turns out he meant what he said 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That_One_Guy Posted January 2, 2020 Author Share Posted January 2, 2020 Just now, Mix said: actually, turns out he meant what he said It did....i'm confused. Naked and afraid Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mix Posted January 2, 2020 Share Posted January 2, 2020 1 minute ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said: But then why's the naked woman there? She likes to watch and they like to be watched....kink scratch my back, kink scratch yours type of deal 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mix Posted January 2, 2020 Share Posted January 2, 2020 2 minutes ago, That_One_Guy said: It did....i'm confused. Naked and afraid like you said, you'd take your clothes off too....I assume because it's more primal, which you said you were it all lines up Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That_One_Guy Posted January 2, 2020 Author Share Posted January 2, 2020 Just now, Mix said: like you said, you'd take your clothes off too....I assume because it's more primal, which you said you were it all lines up Right my meat would be angry af. Might pee on dude too 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Opium Posted January 2, 2020 Share Posted January 2, 2020 You come at me with naked hands Imma cheat on your girl with you and show you tha STRONG ARM 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mix Posted January 2, 2020 Share Posted January 2, 2020 4 minutes ago, That_One_Guy said: I'll take PCP and start fighting cops nuts out you had pcp this whole time and you're just taking it now? you've been fighting a naked man while also naked with what i'm assuming is a naked woman trying to break up the fight while yelling, "stooooop......dooooooon't.......uuuhhhhhhh.......you guuuuuuuuuuuuuuuys" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That_One_Guy Posted January 2, 2020 Author Share Posted January 2, 2020 2 minutes ago, Opium said: You come at me with naked hands Imma cheat on your girl with you and show you tha STRONG ARM boy I;ll slap you in the nuts with my nuts Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That_One_Guy Posted January 2, 2020 Author Share Posted January 2, 2020 Just now, Mix said: you had pcp this whole time and you're just taking it now? you've been fighting a naked man while also naked with what i'm assuming is a naked woman trying to break up the fight while yelling, "stooooop......dooooooon't.......uuuhhhhhhh.......you guuuuuuuuuuuuuuuys" I save the PCP for cop fights cuz dont you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Opium Posted January 2, 2020 Share Posted January 2, 2020 Just now, That_One_Guy said: boy I;ll slap you in the nuts with my nuts My balls are so lathered with nut juice that your attack is just gonna slide ride off. It'll feel like a gentle caress. You might as well kiss me and wish me a Happy New Year, punk 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That_One_Guy Posted January 2, 2020 Author Share Posted January 2, 2020 Just now, Opium said: My balls are so lathered with nut juice that your attack is just gonna slide ride off. It'll feel like a gentle caress. You might as well kiss me and wish me a Happy New Year, punk no hetero Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baby_Yoda Posted January 2, 2020 Share Posted January 2, 2020 Whoa 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mix Posted January 2, 2020 Share Posted January 2, 2020 2 minutes ago, That_One_Guy said: I save the PCP for cop fights cuz dont you? no, i'm black.....I smoke weed......and whenever I even see a cop I preemptively text my mama, my lawyer, and my priest Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That_One_Guy Posted January 2, 2020 Author Share Posted January 2, 2020 Just now, Baby_Yoda said: Whoa show me your dick bro 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That_One_Guy Posted January 2, 2020 Author Share Posted January 2, 2020 Just now, Mix said: no, i'm black.....I smoke weed......and whenever I even see a cop I preemptively text my mama, my lawyer, and my priest Bro thats cool. I'm brown 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baby_Yoda Posted January 2, 2020 Share Posted January 2, 2020 Just now, That_One_Guy said: show me your dick bro 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That_One_Guy Posted January 2, 2020 Author Share Posted January 2, 2020 1 minute ago, Baby_Yoda said: 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mix Posted January 2, 2020 Share Posted January 2, 2020 1 minute ago, That_One_Guy said: Bro thats cool. I'm brown Yo, I just randomly typed that line up, but i like it....I'm gonna try to turn it into a bit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That_One_Guy Posted January 2, 2020 Author Share Posted January 2, 2020 Just now, Mix said: Yo, I just randomly typed that line up, but i like it....I'm gonna try to turn it into a bit Lmao go for hit. Don't do it in a hipster room tho. They'll get offended and call you a racist for talking about your own race 🤔 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mix Posted January 2, 2020 Share Posted January 2, 2020 1 minute ago, Baby_Yoda said: Every time I see this pic I don't think racism....I think of the moments in my life where I was so sure of myself...bathed in the glow of certainty right up until I went over the cliff Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mix Posted January 2, 2020 Share Posted January 2, 2020 3 minutes ago, That_One_Guy said: Lmao go for hit. Don't do it in a hipster room tho. They'll get offended and call you a racist for talking about your own race 🤔 gotcha, watch out for white peop, uhh, i mean, hipsters Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That_One_Guy Posted January 2, 2020 Author Share Posted January 2, 2020 Just now, Mix said: gotcha, watch out for white peop, uhh, i mean, hipsters Nahhhhh not all white people. There are just certain hipsters that will call you racist for telling YOUR story about being a minority. Lol weird aint it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mix Posted January 2, 2020 Share Posted January 2, 2020 9 minutes ago, That_One_Guy said: Nahhhhh not all white people. There are just certain hipsters that will call you racist for telling YOUR story about being a minority. Lol weird aint it? lmao, I was referencing this bit from, I think it was Earthquake, who was talking about white people rebranding themselves....hipsters came up but yeah, i've never come across what you're talking about, but I genuinely hope I do because that would be hilarious Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That_One_Guy Posted January 2, 2020 Author Share Posted January 2, 2020 Just now, Mix said: lmao, I was referencing this bit from, I think it was Earthquake, who was talking about white people rebranding themselves....hipsters came up but yeah, i've never come across what you're talking about, but I genuinely hope I do because that would be hilarious Lol come to Pittsburgh you'll see plenty of it. That's why I love going to NY. It's a diverse city and they have that dont give a fuck attitude. It's a much better city to develop in tbh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mix Posted January 2, 2020 Share Posted January 2, 2020 4 minutes ago, That_One_Guy said: Lol come to Pittsburgh you'll see plenty of it. That's why I love going to NY. It's a diverse city and they have that dont give a fuck attitude. It's a much better city to develop in tbh Also, I heard there's so many places to workout you can do like eight spots a night or somethin'....I'm just regurgitating what I heard.... Why not move there? maybe you've outgrown Pittsburgh....grown too comfortable I have no idea what i'm talking about >.> 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That_One_Guy Posted January 2, 2020 Author Share Posted January 2, 2020 Just now, Mix said: Also, I heard there's so many places to workout you can do like eight spots a night or somethin'....I'm just regurgitating what I heard.... Why not move there? maybe you've outgrown Pittsburgh....grown too comfortable I have no idea what i'm talking about >.> Yep if you know how to get around you can easily do 8 a night. Even if you work. There's mics and shows up until like 3 am. They usually start around noon. And as far as Pitt goes it's such a soft ass city it does help you write funny non offensive stuff so it has it's use. I am moving at some point. Havent really figured out where yet. Pittsburgh is a very limited comedy scene. There's only so much you can do here. There's actual cities that cater to comedy like Denver, Chicago, NY, LA, Houston, Atlanta and even Minneapolis. These cities all have multiple legit comedy clubs that put on locals constantly. Pittsburgh has one club and it's almost impossible to get on there unless someone vouches for you. Pittsburgh is honestly a sports town. I wouldn't say I've outgrown it because I still use it to build time, but I see the bigger picture. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TrigunBebop Posted January 2, 2020 Share Posted January 2, 2020 (edited) Beating naked dude ass? Sounds like a good time to me. Or something. Edited January 2, 2020 by TrigunBebop Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That_One_Guy Posted January 2, 2020 Author Share Posted January 2, 2020 5 minutes ago, TrigunBebop said: Beating naked dude ass? Sounds like a good time to me. Or something. God you're NASTY Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TrigunBebop Posted January 2, 2020 Share Posted January 2, 2020 4 minutes ago, That_One_Guy said: God you're NASTY You just now realizing this? I figured the whole balloon fetish thing would have made that obvious from the start. I mean what? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That_One_Guy Posted January 2, 2020 Author Share Posted January 2, 2020 1 minute ago, TrigunBebop said: You just now realizing this? I figured the whole balloon fetish thing would have made that obvious from the start. I mean what? I mean whats good bb? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baby_Yoda Posted January 2, 2020 Share Posted January 2, 2020 1 hour ago, Mix said: Every time I see this pic I don't think racism....I think of the moments in my life where I was so sure of myself...bathed in the glow of certainty right up until I went over the cliff I just think of someone calling the cops. it makes me laugh how she started crying when the cops showed up 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That_One_Guy Posted January 2, 2020 Author Share Posted January 2, 2020 52 minutes ago, Baby_Yoda said: I just think of someone calling the cops. it makes me laugh how she started crying when the cops showed up Her fat ass was cocky af until someone checked her lol 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
André Toulon Posted January 2, 2020 Share Posted January 2, 2020 All this cyber fiction. I got caught in these girl's house in college in my boxers on their couch. She was my homegirl. She was fucking some other dude....I was just there watching TV with her roomie she set me up with and I was trying to hit but she was in the bathroom. Her bf walked in (my bad because I didn't lock the door after smoking, but I was going to go again so why would I) and he was like "Put some pants on so I can whoop your ass". No one wants to actually fight a naked dude.....not even one in boxers.... I simply explained my presence and he realized I wasn't the droid he was looking for and we all got burnt. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted January 2, 2020 Share Posted January 2, 2020 3 hours ago, That_One_Guy said: Bro thats cool. I'm brown And apparently part Irish, judging by that one thread? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted January 2, 2020 Share Posted January 2, 2020 3 hours ago, Mix said: Yo, I just randomly typed that line up, but i like it....I'm gonna try to turn it into a bit Holy shit, are you trying your hand at comedy? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted January 2, 2020 Share Posted January 2, 2020 3 hours ago, TrigunBebop said: Beating naked dude ass? Sounds like a good time to me. Or something. I think "beating naked dude's dick" makes more sense considering common slang. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted January 2, 2020 Share Posted January 2, 2020 23 minutes ago, André Toulon said: All this cyber fiction. I got caught in these girl's house in college in my boxers on their couch. She was my homegirl. She was fucking some other dude....I was just there watching TV with her roomie she set me up with and I was trying to hit but she was in the bathroom. Her bf walked in (my bad because I didn't lock the door after smoking, but I was going to go again so why would I) and he was like "Put some pants on so I can whoop your ass". No one wants to actually fight a naked dude.....not even one in boxers.... I simply explained my presence and he realized I wasn't the droid he was looking for and we all got burnt. That was an amazing Star Wars reference. An incredibly nerdy reference in an anecdote that is otherwise pretty much the antithesis to nerdy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mix Posted January 2, 2020 Share Posted January 2, 2020 8 minutes ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said: Holy shit, are you trying your hand at comedy? I've been to open mic nights....that's why I told you it's not the same shit in front of people >.> 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted January 2, 2020 Share Posted January 2, 2020 10 minutes ago, Mix said: I've been to open mic nights....that's why I told you it's not the same shit in front of people >.> I hope you find this path suits you. 😁 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mix Posted January 2, 2020 Share Posted January 2, 2020 23 minutes ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said: I hope you find this path suits you. 😁 I mean I do like saying crazy shit and being praised for it.....but i'm worried that this is how Hitler got started No one ever really knows how deep their crazy goes till they make the journey.....shit jokes might just be surface level '>.> 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted January 2, 2020 Share Posted January 2, 2020 (edited) 9 minutes ago, Mix said: I mean I do like saying crazy shit and being praised for it.....but i'm worried that this is how Hitler got started No one ever really knows how deep their crazy goes till they make the journey.....shit jokes might just be surface level '>.> Trump would be the more obvious comparison. 😀 But I guess South Park did that joke already. Edited January 2, 2020 by Doom Metal Alchemist Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mix Posted January 2, 2020 Share Posted January 2, 2020 11 minutes ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said: Trump would be the more obvious comparison. 😀 But I guess South Park did that joke already. You know that's a good point. I think I didn't use Trump because I kinda view him as a success story as far as guys saying crazy shit on stage goes I mean, what....I say crazy shit, people cheer me, then I become president.....no body count or anything....that's a win >.> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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