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first....are you getting naked too, prefight, when you catch them....or is he the only one throwing the naked hands?

second....why?

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1 minute ago, Mix said:

first....are you getting naked too, prefight, when you catch them....or is he the only one throwing the naked hands?

second....why?

First I'm getting naked too

second because I'm primal

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First I'm getting naked too

second because I'm primal

do you think when the neighbors call the cops, in the interest of common cause, you and ol' dude will pretend to be a gay couple into rough play in order to avoid being arrested?

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1 minute ago, Mix said:

do you think when the neighbors call the cops, in the interest of common cause, you and ol' dude will pretend to be a gay couple into rough play in order to avoid being arrested?

I'll take PCP and start fighting cops nuts out

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2 minutes ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said:

He probably should've worded it "beat a naked dude's ass."

actually, turns out he meant what he said 9_9

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1 minute ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said:

But then why's the naked woman there?

She likes to watch and they like to be watched....kink scratch my back, kink scratch yours type of deal

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2 minutes ago, That_One_Guy said:

It did....i'm confused. Naked and afraid

 

like you said, you'd take your clothes off too....I assume because it's more primal, which you said you were

it all lines up

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Just now, Mix said:

like you said, you'd take your clothes off too....I assume because it's more primal, which you said you were

it all lines up

Right my meat would be angry af. Might pee on dude too

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4 minutes ago, That_One_Guy said:

I'll take PCP and start fighting cops nuts out

you had pcp this whole time and you're just taking it now?

you've been fighting a naked man while also naked with what i'm assuming is a naked woman trying to break up the fight while yelling, "stooooop......dooooooon't.......uuuhhhhhhh.......you guuuuuuuuuuuuuuuys"

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Just now, Mix said:

you had pcp this whole time and you're just taking it now?

you've been fighting a naked man while also naked with what i'm assuming is a naked woman trying to break up the fight while yelling, "stooooop......dooooooon't.......uuuhhhhhhh.......you guuuuuuuuuuuuuuuys"

I save the PCP for cop fights cuz dont you?

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boy I;ll slap you in the nuts with my nuts

My balls are so lathered with nut juice that your attack is just gonna slide ride off. It'll feel like a gentle caress. You might as well kiss me and wish me a Happy New Year, punk

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My balls are so lathered with nut juice that your attack is just gonna slide ride off. It'll feel like a gentle caress. You might as well kiss me and wish me a Happy New Year, punk

no hetero

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2 minutes ago, That_One_Guy said:

I save the PCP for cop fights cuz dont you?

no, i'm black.....I smoke weed......and whenever I even see a cop I preemptively text my mama, my lawyer, and my priest

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1 minute ago, That_One_Guy said:

Bro thats cool. I'm brown

Yo, I just randomly typed that line up, but i like it....I'm gonna try to turn it into a bit

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Just now, Mix said:

Yo, I just randomly typed that line up, but i like it....I'm gonna try to turn it into a bit

Lmao go for hit. Don't do it in a hipster room tho. They'll get offended and call you a racist for talking about your own race 🤔

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1 minute ago, Baby_Yoda said:

 

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Every time I see this pic I don't think racism....I think of the moments in my life where I was so sure of myself...bathed in the glow of certainty right up until I went over the cliff -_-

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3 minutes ago, That_One_Guy said:

Lmao go for hit. Don't do it in a hipster room tho. They'll get offended and call you a racist for talking about your own race 🤔

gotcha, watch out for white peop, uhh, i mean, hipsters 

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gotcha, watch out for white peop, uhh, i mean, hipsters 

Nahhhhh not all white people. There are just certain hipsters that will call you racist for telling YOUR story about being a minority. Lol weird aint it?

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9 minutes ago, That_One_Guy said:

Nahhhhh not all white people. There are just certain hipsters that will call you racist for telling YOUR story about being a minority. Lol weird aint it?

lmao, I was referencing this bit from, I think it was Earthquake, who was talking about white people rebranding themselves....hipsters came up

but yeah, i've never come across what you're talking about, but I genuinely hope I do because that would be hilarious

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lmao, I was referencing this bit from, I think it was Earthquake, who was talking about white people rebranding themselves....hipsters came up

but yeah, i've never come across what you're talking about, but I genuinely hope I do because that would be hilarious

Lol come to Pittsburgh you'll see plenty of it. That's why I love going to NY. It's a diverse city and they have that dont give a fuck attitude. It's a much better city to develop in tbh

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4 minutes ago, That_One_Guy said:

Lol come to Pittsburgh you'll see plenty of it. That's why I love going to NY. It's a diverse city and they have that dont give a fuck attitude. It's a much better city to develop in tbh

Also, I heard there's so many places to workout you can do like eight spots a night or somethin'....I'm just regurgitating what I heard....

Why not move there? maybe you've outgrown Pittsburgh....grown too comfortable 

 

 

 

 

 

I have no idea what i'm talking about >.>

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Also, I heard there's so many places to workout you can do like eight spots a night or somethin'....I'm just regurgitating what I heard....

Why not move there? maybe you've outgrown Pittsburgh....grown too comfortable 

 

 

 

 

 

I have no idea what i'm talking about >.>

Yep if you know how to get around you can easily do 8 a night. Even if you work. There's mics and shows up until like 3 am. They usually start around noon. And as far as Pitt goes it's such a soft ass city it does help you write funny non offensive stuff so it has it's use. I am moving at some point. Havent really figured out where yet. Pittsburgh is a very limited comedy scene. There's only so much you can do here. There's actual cities that cater to comedy like Denver, Chicago, NY, LA, Houston, Atlanta and even Minneapolis. These cities all have multiple legit comedy clubs that put on locals constantly. Pittsburgh has one club and it's almost impossible to get on there unless someone vouches for you. Pittsburgh is honestly a sports town. I wouldn't say I've outgrown it because I still use it to build time, but I see the bigger picture.

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4 minutes ago, That_One_Guy said:

God you're NASTY

You just now realizing this? I figured the whole balloon fetish thing would have made that obvious from the start. B|

I mean what? :|

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1 minute ago, TrigunBebop said:

You just now realizing this? I figured the whole balloon fetish thing would have made that obvious from the start. B|

I mean what? :|

I mean whats good bb?

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1 hour ago, Mix said:

Every time I see this pic I don't think racism....I think of the moments in my life where I was so sure of myself...bathed in the glow of certainty right up until I went over the cliff -_-

I just think of someone calling the cops.

it makes me laugh how she started crying when the cops showed up

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52 minutes ago, Baby_Yoda said:

I just think of someone calling the cops.

it makes me laugh how she started crying when the cops showed up

Her fat ass was cocky af until someone checked her lol 

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All this cyber fiction. I got caught in these girl's house in college in my boxers on their couch. She was my homegirl. She was fucking some other dude....I was just there watching TV with her roomie she set me up with and I was trying to hit but she was in the bathroom. Her bf walked in (my bad because I didn't lock the door after smoking, but I was going to go again so why would I) and he was like "Put some pants on so I can whoop your ass".  

No one wants to actually fight a naked dude.....not even one in boxers....

I simply explained my presence and he realized I wasn't the droid he was looking for and we all got burnt.

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23 minutes ago, André Toulon said:

All this cyber fiction. I got caught in these girl's house in college in my boxers on their couch. She was my homegirl. She was fucking some other dude....I was just there watching TV with her roomie she set me up with and I was trying to hit but she was in the bathroom. Her bf walked in (my bad because I didn't lock the door after smoking, but I was going to go again so why would I) and he was like "Put some pants on so I can whoop your ass".  

No one wants to actually fight a naked dude.....not even one in boxers....

I simply explained my presence and he realized I wasn't the droid he was looking for and we all got burnt.

That was an amazing Star Wars reference. An incredibly nerdy reference in an anecdote that is otherwise pretty much the antithesis to nerdy. xD

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8 minutes ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said:

Holy shit, are you trying your hand at comedy? :o

I've been to open mic nights....that's why I told you it's not the same shit in front of people >.>

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23 minutes ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said:

I hope you find this path suits you. 😁

I mean I do like saying crazy shit and being praised for it.....but i'm worried that this is how Hitler got started

No one ever really knows how deep their crazy goes till they make the journey.....shit jokes might just be surface level '>.>

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9 minutes ago, Mix said:

I mean I do like saying crazy shit and being praised for it.....but i'm worried that this is how Hitler got started

No one ever really knows how deep their crazy goes till they make the journey.....shit jokes might just be surface level '>.>

Trump would be the more obvious comparison. 😀

But I guess South Park did that joke already.

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11 minutes ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said:

Trump would be the more obvious comparison. 😀

But I guess South Park did that joke already.

You know that's a good point. I think I didn't use Trump because I kinda view him as a success story as far as guys saying crazy shit on stage goes xD

I mean, what....I say crazy shit, people cheer me, then I become president.....no body count or anything....that's a win >.>

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