Vela Posted November 24, 2019 Share Posted November 24, 2019 People who love naps run the risk of missing things. Such as a group text in which your family collectively decides they're having Thanksgiving at your house. 23 messages of who's coming at what time , what they're bringing, who might want crash-space and then finally the last text ending with, "What do you think *insert my name*?" To which I responded a half hour later, "I think I'm hosting Thanksgiving this year." I choose to believe this is happening not because I'm a complete push-over but because I informed my mom that I wasn't traveling three hours this year (because of my inner ear) so they're coming here instead...that's what I'm telling myself, lol. I just finished ordering sides from Shoprite on the grounds that I think this is kinda last minute. Not actually but sort of mostly because of all the cleaning I'm going to have to do...but also mentally it's kinda last minute, no? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stilgar Posted November 24, 2019 Share Posted November 24, 2019 I was not expecting you to mention Shoprite. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vela Posted November 24, 2019 Author Share Posted November 24, 2019 6 minutes ago, stilgar said: I was not expecting you to mention Shoprite. In my Thanksgiving thread? Or just...ever... I wasn't expecting to order three pounds of mashed potatoes from Shoprite. Nor am I proud. 😐 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mix Posted November 25, 2019 Share Posted November 25, 2019 The holidays are such a weird time....I always say you have to give family the appropriate welcome when they arrive 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sir Teddybar Gut Fullung Posted November 25, 2019 Share Posted November 25, 2019 I'd help you cook the turkey if I could. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stilgar Posted November 25, 2019 Share Posted November 25, 2019 4 hours ago, Vela said: In my Thanksgiving thread? Or just...ever... I wasn't expecting to order three pounds of mashed potatoes from Shoprite. Nor am I proud. 😐 Ever since I never expect people online to live in an area with the same regional shops as me. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vela Posted November 25, 2019 Author Share Posted November 25, 2019 6 hours ago, Mix said: The holidays are such a weird time....I always say you have to give family the appropriate welcome when they arrive Hide contents Ahahahah, thank you 😆 I just know that at some point during the "festivities", right before a vein pops I'm gunna think of this post and laugh instead, so thank you again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vela Posted November 25, 2019 Author Share Posted November 25, 2019 6 hours ago, Sir Teddybar Gut Fullung said: I'd help you cook the turkey if I could. Aw thanks. Well, Mom's bringing the Turkey and I have one of those turkey roaster thingies...so I'll put her on basting duty 👍 probably the easiest job because of the roaster. It's the mashed potatoes I'm dreading...I just know they're going to be tasteless. I'll have to fix them, I can fix them, I CAN FIX THIS!!! Calm down, I can fix this. *nods* 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vela Posted November 25, 2019 Author Share Posted November 25, 2019 2 hours ago, stilgar said: Ever since I never expect people online to live in an area with the same regional shops as me. Well you're in Jersey, right? Why do I think you're in Jersey... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Distortedreasoning Posted November 25, 2019 Share Posted November 25, 2019 damn thats fucked up, right when you taking your nap they plan all this out? next time you nap something big is gonna happen again lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vela Posted November 25, 2019 Author Share Posted November 25, 2019 33 minutes ago, Distortedreasoning said: damn thats fucked up, right when you taking your nap they plan all this out? next time you nap something big is gonna happen again lol Omg don't say that! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StarPanda Posted November 25, 2019 Share Posted November 25, 2019 Yes short notice but at least it wasnt the day before amrite or amrite.....well hope it all goes well you'll be alright....dont panic i said dont panic...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Distortedreasoning Posted November 25, 2019 Share Posted November 25, 2019 11 minutes ago, Vela said: Omg don't say that! i mean im sure everything will take care of itself and work out in your favor Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vela Posted November 25, 2019 Author Share Posted November 25, 2019 3 minutes ago, StarPanda said: Yes short notice but at least it wasnt the day before amrite or amrite.....well hope it all goes well you'll be alright....dont panic i said dont panic...... BUT...WHY...WHY WOULD YOU SAY THAT?! Telling me to calm down has the same exact effect on me as well! - wait...no...that evokes rage sometimes. BUT SIMILAR! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vela Posted November 25, 2019 Author Share Posted November 25, 2019 (edited) 2 minutes ago, Distortedreasoning said: i mean im sure everything will take care of itself and work out in your favor *looks back and forth btwn you and StarPanda* 😖 I'll just be over here quietly crying in this corner while I question your sincerity. Edited November 25, 2019 by Vela 😢 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Distortedreasoning Posted November 25, 2019 Share Posted November 25, 2019 5 minutes ago, Vela said: *looks back and forth btwn you and StarPanda* 😖 I'll just be over here quietly crying in this corner while I question your sincerity. oh please dont cry. i just wanted to tease you a little bit, not break you down completely 😥 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vela Posted November 25, 2019 Author Share Posted November 25, 2019 12 minutes ago, Distortedreasoning said: oh please dont cry. i just wanted to tease you a little bit, not break you down completely 😥 lol 1 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lytbryt Posted November 25, 2019 Share Posted November 25, 2019 I know that feel but wow ur family sounds like a bunch of asshats jusst invite themselves like that smh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Distortedreasoning Posted November 25, 2019 Share Posted November 25, 2019 5 minutes ago, Vela said: lol gonna have to take that away from you... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vela Posted November 25, 2019 Author Share Posted November 25, 2019 2 minutes ago, Lytbryt said: I know that feel but wow ur family sounds like a bunch of asshats jusst invite themselves like that smh I'm wondering it it has to do with a comment I made over a year ago, I vaguely recall offering to have either Christmas or Easter or maybe even Thanksgiving at my place... ... ...I think. I mean it sounds feasible, lol. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vela Posted November 25, 2019 Author Share Posted November 25, 2019 5 minutes ago, Distortedreasoning said: gonna have to take that away from you... not the first time somebody's tried to take my happy juice from me *one arm weak flail attempt to stop you* 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lytbryt Posted November 25, 2019 Share Posted November 25, 2019 4 minutes ago, Vela said: I'm wondering it it has to do with a comment I made over a year ago, I vaguely recall offering to have either Christmas or Easter or maybe even Thanksgiving at my place... ... ...I think. I mean it sounds feasible, lol. See this is why i dont talk to family ever they bring up sht u said years ago like they got nothing better to do except call u on ur word about something u said like five years ago when u were just trying to leave or something idk maybe I'm just projecting Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Distortedreasoning Posted November 25, 2019 Share Posted November 25, 2019 12 minutes ago, Vela said: not the first time somebody's tried to take my happy juice from me *one arm weak flail attempt to stop you* *over powers you and takes your happy juice* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vela Posted November 25, 2019 Author Share Posted November 25, 2019 9 minutes ago, Lytbryt said: idk maybe I'm just projecting lol, naw you're not...I'm pretty sure that's what family is for - to throw things in your face, lol. But I'm pretty good at laughing at myself, at least I think I am...so none of that stuff hits me hard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vela Posted November 25, 2019 Author Share Posted November 25, 2019 2 minutes ago, Distortedreasoning said: *over powers you and takes your happy juice* 😄 easily done, the only thing I'm good at when I'm drunk is remembering peoples names and painting on people...not copawara. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Distortedreasoning Posted November 25, 2019 Share Posted November 25, 2019 5 minutes ago, Vela said: 😄 easily done, the only thing I'm good at when I'm drunk is remembering peoples names and painting on people...not copawara. painting on people? i volunteer for that. wait does being drunk gives you super powers? *gives you back wine* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vela Posted November 25, 2019 Author Share Posted November 25, 2019 1 minute ago, Distortedreasoning said: painting on people? i volunteer for that. wait does being drunk gives you super powers? *gives you back wine* Only in the way that I can't remember peoples names when sober, lol. 😅 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Distortedreasoning Posted November 25, 2019 Share Posted November 25, 2019 but you remembered my name? you must have been drunk! 😮 that does explain the more flirtatious behavior towards me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vela Posted November 25, 2019 Author Share Posted November 25, 2019 6 minutes ago, Distortedreasoning said: but you remembered my name? you must have been drunk! 😮 that does explain the more flirtatious behavior towards me Wuuhhh hut? Who? Me? 😜 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Distortedreasoning Posted November 25, 2019 Share Posted November 25, 2019 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vela Posted November 25, 2019 Author Share Posted November 25, 2019 lmao, I love that guy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stilgar Posted November 25, 2019 Share Posted November 25, 2019 5 hours ago, Vela said: Well you're in Jersey, right? Why do I think you're in Jersey... Because I am in Jersey. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vela Posted November 25, 2019 Author Share Posted November 25, 2019 10 hours ago, stilgar said: Because I am in Jersey. The Brushing Teeth Scenario just got REAL 😶 😄 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stilgar Posted November 25, 2019 Share Posted November 25, 2019 I'm coming for dem molars gurl. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vela Posted November 25, 2019 Author Share Posted November 25, 2019 10 minutes ago, stilgar said: I'm coming for dem molars gurl. NUUUUUU! Or... I CAN'T DEC I I I I I I I I I I I DE!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stilgar Posted November 25, 2019 Share Posted November 25, 2019 Speaking of people brushing other peoples teeth... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scoobdog Posted November 25, 2019 Share Posted November 25, 2019 15 hours ago, Vela said: not the first time somebody's tried to take my happy juice from me *one arm weak flail attempt to stop you* This might be you... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vela Posted November 26, 2019 Author Share Posted November 26, 2019 3 minutes ago, scoobdog said: This might be you... lmao 🎵 unhand that bot tul 🎶 I only drink for medicinal purposes anyway... no sense in going out half baked XD Idk tho, I might take Lucile Ball if given a choice 😄 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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