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Posted
21 minutes ago, Vela said:

Assassination?...How is this not a movie...

what assassination?

and, I don't know, it totally should be.......

it could be called Nwude's Thirteen.....or The Airport Job

Posted
5 minutes ago, Mix said:

what assassination?

and, I don't know, it totally should be.......

it could be called Nwude's Thirteen.....or The Airport Job

Don't you read your own links? 😄

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woah, wtf....I read the body not the intro 'cause it's just an overview....they didn't mention the assassination....that's nuts 

Posted
5 minutes ago, Mix said:

woah, wtf....I read the body not the intro 'cause it's just an overview....they didn't mention the assassination....that's nuts 

I mean Husband Wife duo...?  Bringing down the United Kingdom's oldest merchant bank...? Bomb scare during his trial?...Construction worker and four police shot during land dispute?...lol dude even manages to reclaim $52 million...

...I'm not sure this isn't a movie already.

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3 minutes ago, Vela said:

Also Nwude's Thirteen, I like.

at the risk of looking stupid....again.....where does it say he's thirteen? Does the name mean thirteen? Why do you like that? For the humor or pedo? Sleep, how important is it? What was the first person who surfed thinking? Can Jolly Ranchers expire? Coke or Pepsi with actual cocaine in it? Encephalopathy....that's not question I just like saying it

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Posted
1 minute ago, Vela said:

I mean Husband Wife duo...?  Bringing down the United Kingdom's oldest merchant bank...? Bomb scare during his trial?...Construction worker and four police shot during land dispute?...lol dude even manages to reclaim $52 million...

...I'm not sure this isn't a movie already.

If it isn't, it certainly should be. Holy crap on a popsicle stick!

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10 minutes ago, Sir Teddybar Gut Fullung said:

If it isn't, it certainly should be. Holy crap on a popsicle stick!

Right?

Get on this @Mix you're right, sleep is for the week and don't let the encephalopathy deter you...some of the most ingenious people were bat shit crazy!  "GOOOOO....GO NOW AND LEAVE MEEEEEEE!!!"  [If you've read Le Phantome de L'opera...and...and then also saw the musical you'd know why that's funny >.>]

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Posted
9 minutes ago, Vela said:

Right?

Get on this @Mix you're right, sleep is for the week and don't let the encephalopathy deter you...some of the most ingenious people were bat shit crazy!  "GOOOOO....GO NOW AND LEAVE MEEEEEEE!!!"  [If you've read Le Phantome de L'opera...and...and then also saw the musical you'd know why that's funny >.>]

yeah, yeah....I remember....he's like "GOOOOOOO, GO NOW AND LEAVE ME!!! THIS IS SPARTA!!!" 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Gerard Butler is in everything. And if you're stoned enough at two in the morning you'll watch Phantom of the Opera thinking, "when do the Persians show up...wait is this the one where he saves the President......damn it, I can't find my lighter....where could I have put it....I had it a second ago....it was in....my hand, crap, it's in my hand, i've been holding it this whole time, I think I may be too high, if there is such a thing.....oh shit, is this 300....wait I think this may be the one where he saves the president.....where is my lighter...."

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17 minutes ago, Mix said:

 Does the name mean thirteen? Why do you like that? For the humor or pedo?

Sleep, how important is it?

What was the first person who surfed thinking? Can Jolly Ranchers expire? Coke or Pepsi with actual cocaine in it? Encephalopathy....that's not question I just like saying it

No.  It's because he conducted encriminating business in 13 African Nations [I think.  I could be making this up because it's fucken 4 in the morning, I'm not rereading to find out.]   For the humor, tf is happening here :D ...like ocean's 11 you jackass xD

It is a vital yet neglected component to every living creatures health and well being.  If neglected for years the result is a shortened life span.

"What" was the first person?  My guess would be human.  Considering jolly ranchers are a 92% combination of corn syrup and sugar their shelf life is indefinite.  Coke!  Of course!  Because of nostalgia. 

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5 minutes ago, Mix said:

yeah, yeah....I remember....he's like "GOOOOOOO, GO NOW AND LEAVE ME!!! THIS IS SPARTA!!!" 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Gerard Butler is in everything. And if you're stoned enough at two in the morning you'll watch Phantom of the Opera thinking, "when do the Persians show up...wait is this the one where he saves the President......damn it, I can't find my lighter....where could I have put it....I had it a second ago....it was in....my hand, crap, it's in my hand, i've been holding it this whole time, I think I may be too high, if there is such a thing.....oh shit, is this 300....wait I think this may be the one where he saves the president.....where is my lighter...."

lmfao 

 

Yeah but...in the book the Phantom is an insanely gifted architect...who's FUCKEN NUTS!

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5 minutes ago, Vela said:

No.  It's because he conducted encriminating business in 13 African Nations [I think.  I could be making this up because it's fucken 4 in the morning, I'm not rereading to find out.]   For the humor, tf is happening here :D ...like ocean's 11 you jackass xD

 

omg, I said the title and made the reference, but when you repeated it, I totally blanked.....my mind isn't making any connections....the light is on, but now one's home....i'm going to bed

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4 minutes ago, Mix said:

omg, I said the title and made the reference, but when you repeated it, I totally blanked.....my mind isn't making any connections....the light is on, but now one's home....i'm going to bed

Lol.  Well goodnight, sleep well :)

"And it was always with disappointment that she watched the darkness stride forward." 

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