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The last refugees of the deleteocoast, still living the analog digital dream as if it were still 2005 and the touchscreen smartphone was still in its infancy. I salute you, figments of my dream. Continue doing your thing and softly crying yourself to sleep.

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Who are you?

 

I'm just a nameless nobody who ventured forth from the land of nothingness, who's come to survey the wreckage and bathe oneself in a pool of forgotten ASMB memes.

 

But seriously how goes it, Zeni? Have we finally evolved from having fake internet girlfriends to having the real deal? Spill the beans, man.

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Oh I've had plenty of hot girlfriends. It really goes back to my middle school days even. I just stay humble when it comes to those matters, and that's what lead to all the popular (and flawed) perceptions about my dating abilities. What you also have to understand is that sometimes women make very bad decisions and choose the wrong guys, so there might be like a day or two when I'm single because of that, but it's just been frat boy alpha male sh-- for the past fifteen years in all honesty.

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Oh I've had plenty of hot girlfriends. It really goes back to my middle school days even. I just stay humble when it comes to those matters, and that's what lead to all the popular (and flawed) perceptions about my dating abilities. What you also have to understand is that sometimes women make very bad decisions and choose the wrong guys, so there might be like a day or two when I'm single because of that, but it's just been frat boy alpha male sh-- for the past fifteen years in all honesty.

 

Yo. Quit Lying.

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Oh I've had plenty of hot girlfriends. It really goes back to my middle school days even. I just stay humble when it comes to those matters, and that's what lead to all the popular (and flawed) perceptions about my dating abilities. What you also have to understand is that sometimes women make very bad decisions and choose the wrong guys, so there might be like a day or two when I'm single because of that, but it's just been frat boy alpha male sh-- for the past fifteen years in all honesty.

 

Some things never change, I see.

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