Poof Posted September 25, 2019 Share Posted September 25, 2019 I wish it could be my hobby. I only do it when I need to. Otherwise I preserve my skin by never venturing out in the bright. But holy shit I so wish I was one of those girls who has the balls to be like fuck skin cancer and wrinkles idgaf I'm going to have a beautiful deep tan 365. Fake tan isn't the same. I need to bake in the oven. And yes, dear reader, I'm always going level 4 or platinum or w/e maximum tier happens to be. It's such a rush, and you get to stand up at the higher levels. Beds are problematic, less sanitary, and don't get your buttcrack as good. If you have a nice butt you might even end up w/a pale asscrack. I've seened it. But I can't bring myself to be one of those always tanning girls. They get wrinkly. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That_One_Guy Posted September 25, 2019 Share Posted September 25, 2019 Also ppl love you and don't want you to die. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
renjifan Posted September 25, 2019 Share Posted September 25, 2019 What is a tan? My skin has never seen one of those. I’m so pale, I’m practically translucent Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted September 25, 2019 Share Posted September 25, 2019 Hella visible tanlines in the shape of a bikini are awful though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuggstop Posted September 25, 2019 Share Posted September 25, 2019 i love this time of year because my body is paler than my head. ..but usually during the fall my head lightens begins to match the rest of my body Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted September 25, 2019 Author Share Posted September 25, 2019 6 hours ago, That_One_Guy said: Also ppl love you and don't want you to die. ehhhhh I guess that's a reason Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted September 25, 2019 Author Share Posted September 25, 2019 4 hours ago, renjifan said: What is a tan? My skin has never seen one of those. I’m so pale, I’m practically translucent Believe me I know that life but most ppl say I look better with one. And it feels so good Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted September 25, 2019 Author Share Posted September 25, 2019 4 hours ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said: Hella visible tanlines in the shape of a bikini are awful though. another reason why I love tanning at a salon. Santa Barbara had a nude beach I'd go to tho. I miss it so much. There were some creepers but it's expected. Nude beaches are for everyone 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted September 25, 2019 Author Share Posted September 25, 2019 2 hours ago, fuggstop said: i love this time of year because my body is paler than my head. ..but usually during the fall my head lightens begins to match the rest of my body do you prefer to be lighter or darker? for me it's also the feeling of the UV rays cooking my body whether natural or a tanning booth Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuggstop Posted September 25, 2019 Share Posted September 25, 2019 9 minutes ago, Poof said: do you prefer to be lighter or darker? for me it's also the feeling of the UV rays cooking my body whether natural or a tanning booth no too dark but id like to match!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted September 25, 2019 Author Share Posted September 25, 2019 9 minutes ago, fuggstop said: no too dark but id like to match!! gotcha matching is always good. I actually don't lotion my face and look up when in the booth so I get less radiation on my face. Some girls put sunscreen on their face and are completely mismatched until they put on makeup. I like getting some sun on it so I don't look really strange w/o makeup since I go out w/o makeup a lot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
renjifan Posted September 25, 2019 Share Posted September 25, 2019 53 minutes ago, Poof said: Believe me I know that life but most ppl say I look better with one. And it feels so good I actually cannot tan. Even if I try. I just go from pale to burnt back to pale. I once got a sunburn in less than 10 minutes... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted September 25, 2019 Author Share Posted September 25, 2019 1 hour ago, renjifan said: I actually cannot tan. Even if I try. I just go from pale to burnt back to pale. I once got a sunburn in less than 10 minutes... Was that outside or in a bed? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
renjifan Posted September 25, 2019 Share Posted September 25, 2019 22 minutes ago, Poof said: Was that outside or in a bed? Outside. I had taken my dogs out. I was wearing a tank top and my shoulders were bright red by the time we went back inside I’ve never tried a tanning bed, actually. I just always felt it would be a waste of my money since I burn so easily Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted September 25, 2019 Author Share Posted September 25, 2019 14 minutes ago, renjifan said: Outside. I had taken my dogs out. I was wearing a tank top and my shoulders were bright red by the time we went back inside I’ve never tried a tanning bed, actually. I just always felt it would be a waste of my money since I burn so easily It's probably best you don't use them if you burn that easy. I just asked since some beds are super powerful and you can burn in them in 5 minutes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
renjifan Posted September 25, 2019 Share Posted September 25, 2019 11 minutes ago, Poof said: It's probably best you don't use them if you burn that easy. I just asked since some beds are super powerful and you can burn in them in 5 minutes. Really??? Well, sounds like I made at least one decent life choice 😂 My sister is worse off than I am, though. That girl is actually allergic to the sun. Breaks out in hives and will get really sick if she gets a bad enough sunburn. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted September 26, 2019 Author Share Posted September 26, 2019 6 hours ago, renjifan said: Really??? Well, sounds like I made at least one decent life choice 😂 My sister is worse off than I am, though. That girl is actually allergic to the sun. Breaks out in hives and will get really sick if she gets a bad enough sunburn. you guys might be vampires 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stilgar Posted September 26, 2019 Share Posted September 26, 2019 But how can you stand the smell of ammonia? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted September 26, 2019 Author Share Posted September 26, 2019 4 minutes ago, stilgar said: But how can you stand the smell of ammonia? is that what that smell is? I love it 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stilgar Posted September 26, 2019 Share Posted September 26, 2019 And where to you get your hides? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted September 26, 2019 Author Share Posted September 26, 2019 1 minute ago, stilgar said: And where to you get your hides? humans 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stilgar Posted September 26, 2019 Share Posted September 26, 2019 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted September 26, 2019 Author Share Posted September 26, 2019 2 hours ago, stilgar said: what are they gonna do? send law enforcement after me? that's just sending me more free hides 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RainyDayJizz#35 Posted September 26, 2019 Share Posted September 26, 2019 My farmer's tan is way darker than it has been, I think it has something to do with the functioning sunroof in my newish car. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted September 26, 2019 Author Share Posted September 26, 2019 2 hours ago, GreatBallsOfJizz said: My farmer's tan is way darker than it has been, I think it has something to do with the functioning sunroof in my newish car. it does you're gonna wrinkle Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
renjifan Posted September 26, 2019 Share Posted September 26, 2019 9 hours ago, Poof said: you guys might be vampires That would explain why I haven’t aged in like 12 years... 🤔 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RainyDayJizz#35 Posted September 26, 2019 Share Posted September 26, 2019 7 hours ago, Poof said: it does you're gonna wrinkle Yeah I quit riding around with it wide open a couple weeks ago when I noticed how tan my arm is. I'll save those wide open rides for night time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted September 26, 2019 Author Share Posted September 26, 2019 3 hours ago, renjifan said: That would explain why I haven’t aged in like 12 years... 🤔 Yea it does. Don't even try to start tanning. You really could if you went slow enough on the lowest beds, but it would take forever and you already look good w/fair skin. No reason to become addicted to it at this point in your life. Just stay a vampire. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted September 26, 2019 Author Share Posted September 26, 2019 7 minutes ago, GreatBallsOfJizz said: Yeah I quit riding around with it wide open a couple weeks ago when I noticed how tan my arm is. I'll save those wide open rides for night time. Or cloudy days! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RainyDayJizz#35 Posted September 26, 2019 Share Posted September 26, 2019 2 minutes ago, Poof said: Or cloudy days! UV is worse here on cloudy days! Didn't anyone tell you? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted September 26, 2019 Author Share Posted September 26, 2019 24 minutes ago, GreatBallsOfJizz said: UV is worse here on cloudy days! Didn't anyone tell you? That's misleading. Same amount of time spent outside w/same sunscreen, it's less, but if it being cloudy makes you stay out way longer or not wear sunscreen, you might absorb more UV than on a sunny day. That's one of those boiled down statements by scientists to try and manipulate people for their own good. They just want you to wear sunscreen all the time and be conscious of the sun which is a good idea. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RainyDayJizz#35 Posted September 26, 2019 Share Posted September 26, 2019 5 minutes ago, Poof said: That's misleading. Same amount of time spent outside w/same sunscreen, it's less, but if it being cloudy makes you stay out way longer or not wear sunscreen, you might absorb more UV than on a sunny day. That's one of those boiled down statements by scientists to try and manipulate people for their own good. They just want you to wear sunscreen all the time and be conscious of the sun which is a good idea. So the UV index is just a scam that originated from big sunscreen? Those diabolical bastards... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted September 26, 2019 Author Share Posted September 26, 2019 14 minutes ago, GreatBallsOfJizz said: So the UV index is just a scam that originated from big sunscreen? Those diabolical bastards... Clouds do block UV rays so the UV index will be lower. Wispy clouds or the edges can refract the sun and make the UV index higher, but that doesn't mean thick clouds don't block UV Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
little_girl_lost Posted September 26, 2019 Share Posted September 26, 2019 On 9/25/2019 at 9:17 AM, renjifan said: What is a tan? My skin has never seen one of those. I’m so pale, I’m practically translucent I'm right there with you, I'm so pale I'm told that I look sick, and I also go straight from white to red in the sun. But it's better this way anyhow, the sun ages skin and we'll look young forever. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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