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45 minutes ago, Poof said:

But my caseworker asked me when I was trying to get food stamps once. She knew I was trans but was going on autopilot thru all the questions shes like "are you pregnant?"

Me, "Ummmm, no"

"... ohhh right. You wouldn't be would you."

https://www.bioedge.org/mobile/view/womb-transplants-could-be-a-vital-medical-service-for-transgender-women/12983

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7 minutes ago, fuggstop said:

Yea I've heard about it. Realistically nothing like that will be ready for me in my lifetime. And when I say ready, I mean it's been done like a whole lot. I'm not trying to be one of the beta testers.

I'm more interested in male eggs. With that, I could have a baby with a guy and it really would be both of ours' child. And we could just use a surrogate for gestation.

Artificial uteri are also a thing, and probably will be ready before womb transplants. It's kinda extra tho since a surrogate would also work just fine.

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8 hours ago, Poof said:

But my caseworker asked me when I was trying to get food stamps once. She knew I was trans but was going on autopilot thru all the questions shes like "are you pregnant?"

Me, "Ummmm, no"

"... ohhh right. You wouldn't be would you."

That's fucking rude.

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2 hours ago, jackiemarie90 said:

I’m gonna do more than that. This is gonna be a performance. There is gonna be foreplay that not even the most lewd of fan fictions can fathom. Then afterwards we are smoke more weed and get breakfast. 😉😘

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Reminds me of one time I called tech support.

Me: "I can't connect to the Internet."

Tech support: "Did you try emailing us about your issue?"

Me: "Nnnnnnnoooooooo.... I can't.... connect..... to the Internet. :|"

Tech support: *snickers to himself* "Sorry, we read from a script."

And this was in the days of dial-up, where you open the program to connect to the Internet, and it makes space alien noises, and THEN you open your web browser.

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