ITasteLikeSex Posted September 7, 2019 Share Posted September 7, 2019 Then I get tired 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
🍬Candy🍬 Posted September 7, 2019 Share Posted September 7, 2019 I am infamous and widely known at work for my ridiculous amount of pooping. Not so much lately because of fasting but theres this one girl who hates going in the bathroom after me and one time i heard her scream LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ghostrek Posted September 7, 2019 Share Posted September 7, 2019 i my record was 20 to 30 times in one day Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kehotik Posted September 7, 2019 Share Posted September 7, 2019 I swear sometimes all I do is poop. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
High Ground Posted September 7, 2019 Share Posted September 7, 2019 a friend of mine that I work with is lactose intolerant, and probably spends like 2 hours a day total on the toilet. It being a thing where he has to take one several times, and when he is in there making one, he's gone for like 20 to 40 minutes at least. Needless to say it really aggravates our boss. We've all grown used to the way my buddy is, but it's still annoying, especially when we're sitting around for the first 40 minutes before things end and we can get to work, and if he uses the toilet then that means the rest of us are shit out of luck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted September 8, 2019 Share Posted September 8, 2019 6 hours ago, Hello There said: a friend of mine that I work with is lactose intolerant, and probably spends like 2 hours a day total on the toilet. It being a thing where he has to take one several times, and when he is in there making one, he's gone for like 20 to 40 minutes at least. Needless to say it really aggravates our boss. We've all grown used to the way my buddy is, but it's still annoying, especially when we're sitting around for the first 40 minutes before things end and we can get to work, and if he uses the toilet then that means the rest of us are shit out of luck. The boss should be like, "Stop eating cheese and drinking milk, or you're fired." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
High Ground Posted September 8, 2019 Share Posted September 8, 2019 2 minutes ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said: The boss should be like, "Stop eating cheese and drinking milk, or you're fired." He does baffle me when it comes to that. He's known he was lactose intolerant for over a year now but he doesn't really seem to do anything about it. He has these one pills he takes before he eats dairy, but according to him they don't keep him from having to go, they just make it so that his stomach is fine and he doesn't explode in the bathroom when he does go. But he doesn't seem to make much effort in limiting his exposure to dairy. Its so simple to ask for no cheese when you order burgers, but something that simple he won't do. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
viperxmns Posted September 8, 2019 Share Posted September 8, 2019 It takes a lot to make a stew A pinch of salt and laughter too A scoop of kids to add the spice A dash of love to make it nice Then you eat that stew and you've got Too many poops too many poops Too many poops 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tricolor Posted September 8, 2019 Share Posted September 8, 2019 11 hours ago, Hello There said: a friend of mine that I work with is lactose intolerant, and probably spends like 2 hours a day total on the toilet. It being a thing where he has to take one several times, and when he is in there making one, he's gone for like 20 to 40 minutes at least. Needless to say it really aggravates our boss. We've all grown used to the way my buddy is, but it's still annoying, especially when we're sitting around for the first 40 minutes before things end and we can get to work, and if he uses the toilet then that means the rest of us are shit out of luck. Awesome, I didn't know we worked together ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
High Ground Posted September 8, 2019 Share Posted September 8, 2019 7 minutes ago, Tricolor said: Awesome, I didn't know we worked together ! that's probably because I'm usually wherever our boss is, in case he needs an emergency dick sucking Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tricolor Posted September 8, 2019 Share Posted September 8, 2019 1 minute ago, Hello There said: that's probably because I'm usually wherever our boss is, in case he needs an emergency dick sucking Well that escalated quickly...geez Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TrigunBebop Posted September 9, 2019 Share Posted September 9, 2019 I poop too little. Just got sick again because of it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
🍬Candy🍬 Posted September 9, 2019 Share Posted September 9, 2019 17 minutes ago, TrigunBebop said: I poop too little. Just got sick again because of it. In what way Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TrigunBebop Posted September 9, 2019 Share Posted September 9, 2019 17 minutes ago, 🍬Candy🍬 said: In what way Due to a combo of anxiety and other health issues, I sometimes get backed up and start getting severely nauseous/start throwing up A LOT. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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