That_One_Guy Posted August 14, 2019 Share Posted August 14, 2019 Like actually ran? Adults rarely ever run at all. The last time I ran was this past Saturday. I was playing basketball on a net that had a giant wasps nest on the back of it. As soon as I hit the backboard 50 pissed off wasps chased me for a fucking mile. I ran like a cheetah with a firecracker up it's ass. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuggstop Posted August 14, 2019 Share Posted August 14, 2019 I ran after customers who left their merchandise at my checkout lane....while my manager made jokes lol 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That_One_Guy Posted August 14, 2019 Author Share Posted August 14, 2019 19 minutes ago, fuggstop said: I ran after customers who left their merchandise at my checkout lane....while my manager made jokes lol Lmao! What'd they forget? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cyberbully Posted August 14, 2019 Share Posted August 14, 2019 Last week at buddy's football practice. Coach challeged me. I lost. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That_One_Guy Posted August 14, 2019 Author Share Posted August 14, 2019 2 minutes ago, cyberbully said: Last week at buddy's football practice. Coach challeged me. I lost. lol whatd he challenge you to? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cyberbully Posted August 14, 2019 Share Posted August 14, 2019 13 minutes ago, That_One_Guy said: lol whatd he challenge you to? The full 100. By 40 I was looking at him about 20 yards up and decided to turn on the after burners. It was then i realized i left my after burners back in my 20s somewhere....So I did that thing where you start jogging and laughing like an idiot. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuggstop Posted August 14, 2019 Share Posted August 14, 2019 39 minutes ago, That_One_Guy said: Lmao! What'd they forget? Little cute headband for her little girl Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StarPanda Posted August 14, 2019 Share Posted August 14, 2019 Today i ran because I gotta get them gains Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naraku4656 Posted August 14, 2019 Share Posted August 14, 2019 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bouvre Posted August 14, 2019 Share Posted August 14, 2019 I run to work to avoid being late, because my bartending job keeps me out til 12 AM when I wake up at 5 AM for my morning job Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That_One_Guy Posted August 14, 2019 Author Share Posted August 14, 2019 2 hours ago, Bouvre said: I run to work to avoid being late, because my bartending job keeps me out til 12 AM when I wake up at 5 AM for my morning job yo fuck that homie I'd rather be homeless and sleep. Your responsible ass Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LoLJackass Posted August 14, 2019 Share Posted August 14, 2019 3 minutes ago, That_One_Guy said: yo fuck that homie I'd rather be homeless and sleep. Your responsible ass but where do you sleep? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NaBarney Posted August 14, 2019 Share Posted August 14, 2019 Sometimes I walk home from work and run for stretches of it, and sometimes I go running on a nearby trail when it's nice out/not summertime. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That_One_Guy Posted August 14, 2019 Author Share Posted August 14, 2019 45 minutes ago, LoLJackass said: but where do you sleep? Woods...walmart...wherever Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seight Posted August 14, 2019 Share Posted August 14, 2019 If I'm in the back of the mail room sometimes I run to get the door when there's nobody else close by. In terms of an actual distance, I was getting carry-out from a restaurant once and the skies opened up so I had to run back to the building I work in. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted August 14, 2019 Share Posted August 14, 2019 I don't remember 😨 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That_One_Guy Posted August 14, 2019 Author Share Posted August 14, 2019 5 hours ago, Poof said: I don't remember 😨 gurrrrl you better get moving Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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