That_One_Guy Posted August 14, 2019 Posted August 14, 2019 Like actually ran? Adults rarely ever run at all. The last time I ran was this past Saturday. I was playing basketball on a net that had a giant wasps nest on the back of it. As soon as I hit the backboard 50 pissed off wasps chased me for a fucking mile. I ran like a cheetah with a firecracker up it's ass. 3
fuggstop Posted August 14, 2019 Posted August 14, 2019 I ran after customers who left their merchandise at my checkout lane....while my manager made jokes lol 1 1
That_One_Guy Posted August 14, 2019 Author Posted August 14, 2019 19 minutes ago, fuggstop said: I ran after customers who left their merchandise at my checkout lane....while my manager made jokes lol Lmao! What'd they forget?
cyberbully Posted August 14, 2019 Posted August 14, 2019 Last week at buddy's football practice. Coach challeged me. I lost.
That_One_Guy Posted August 14, 2019 Author Posted August 14, 2019 2 minutes ago, cyberbully said: Last week at buddy's football practice. Coach challeged me. I lost. lol whatd he challenge you to?
cyberbully Posted August 14, 2019 Posted August 14, 2019 13 minutes ago, That_One_Guy said: lol whatd he challenge you to? The full 100. By 40 I was looking at him about 20 yards up and decided to turn on the after burners. It was then i realized i left my after burners back in my 20s somewhere....So I did that thing where you start jogging and laughing like an idiot. 1 1
fuggstop Posted August 14, 2019 Posted August 14, 2019 39 minutes ago, That_One_Guy said: Lmao! What'd they forget? Little cute headband for her little girl
Bouvre Posted August 14, 2019 Posted August 14, 2019 I run to work to avoid being late, because my bartending job keeps me out til 12 AM when I wake up at 5 AM for my morning job
That_One_Guy Posted August 14, 2019 Author Posted August 14, 2019 2 hours ago, Bouvre said: I run to work to avoid being late, because my bartending job keeps me out til 12 AM when I wake up at 5 AM for my morning job yo fuck that homie I'd rather be homeless and sleep. Your responsible ass
LoLJackass Posted August 14, 2019 Posted August 14, 2019 3 minutes ago, That_One_Guy said: yo fuck that homie I'd rather be homeless and sleep. Your responsible ass but where do you sleep?
NaBarney Posted August 14, 2019 Posted August 14, 2019 Sometimes I walk home from work and run for stretches of it, and sometimes I go running on a nearby trail when it's nice out/not summertime.
That_One_Guy Posted August 14, 2019 Author Posted August 14, 2019 45 minutes ago, LoLJackass said: but where do you sleep? Woods...walmart...wherever
Seight Posted August 14, 2019 Posted August 14, 2019 If I'm in the back of the mail room sometimes I run to get the door when there's nobody else close by. In terms of an actual distance, I was getting carry-out from a restaurant once and the skies opened up so I had to run back to the building I work in.
That_One_Guy Posted August 14, 2019 Author Posted August 14, 2019 5 hours ago, Poof said: I don't remember 😨 gurrrrl you better get moving
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