garbagepailcat Posted August 12, 2019 Share Posted August 12, 2019 He ran away twice. the first time, he tangled his runner around a pricker bush while I was taking a bath, slipped his collar, and disappeared for the rest of the day. He originally had a goose friend that the previous owners tried to surrender at the shelter, but the shelter wouldn’t take it. So we hear that if we get this goose, the dog will come home. We get the goose. The dog comes home. The goose flies away. Dog is perfect all day yesterday without being tied up. He just lays around the yard and in the basement. Very sweet. This morning, he was found walking down the busy road and was luckily picked up by someone else who has a Great Pyrenees. I don’t know how I’m going to do this shit, and I wish the goose would come back cause the dog is lonely. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuggstop Posted August 12, 2019 Share Posted August 12, 2019 Sorry but he sounds like hes bipolar and having a manic episode lolol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stilgar Posted August 12, 2019 Share Posted August 12, 2019 Shut the fuck up fuggs. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scoobdog Posted August 12, 2019 Share Posted August 12, 2019 I dunno about finding the goose, but dogs seem to need partners. If he's sweet, maybe you could get a dog companion from the same shelter if the goose doesn't come back. Also, is it possible to see if the goose returned to his former residence? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mix Posted August 12, 2019 Share Posted August 12, 2019 lmao...this is pretty funny Everyone I knew always had these ideal pet situations and I would always be fucked over by whatever I got stuck with (never by choice). Good to be on the other side for once. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted August 12, 2019 Share Posted August 12, 2019 Too many animals Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StarPanda Posted August 13, 2019 Share Posted August 13, 2019 Theres only one option here get a chicken for the dog 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shiina Posted August 13, 2019 Share Posted August 13, 2019 poor puppy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
molarbear Posted August 13, 2019 Share Posted August 13, 2019 14 hours ago, garbagepailcat said: He originally had a goose friend that the previous owners tried to surrender at the shelter, but the shelter wouldn’t take it. So we hear that if we get this goose, the dog will come home. We get the goose. The dog comes home. The goose flies away. I don’t know how I’m going to do this shit, and I wish the goose would come back cause the dog is lonely. I'm assuming Geese are like Ducks in that if you're going to keep them as a pet you're suppose to clip their wings so they can't fly Not sure if you can do it when they're grown though Either way, if that Goose comes back and this situation gets figured out, this Dog Goose friendship sounds like something I would watch on Youtube Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
garbagepailcat Posted August 13, 2019 Author Share Posted August 13, 2019 On 8/12/2019 at 9:42 AM, fuggstop said: Sorry but he sounds like hes bipolar and having a manic episode lolol I’m having a manic episode over this damn dog Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
garbagepailcat Posted August 13, 2019 Author Share Posted August 13, 2019 20 hours ago, scoobdog said: I dunno about finding the goose, but dogs seem to need partners. If he's sweet, maybe you could get a dog companion from the same shelter if the goose doesn't come back. Also, is it possible to see if the goose returned to his former residence? Yeah, his former residence is down the road from my in laws, so everyone is keeping an eye out for him. It’s an Egyptian goose though, and we have some feral populations around here. There’s a chance it ran into some fellow feathered friends and decided we could all fuck off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
garbagepailcat Posted August 13, 2019 Author Share Posted August 13, 2019 (edited) 19 hours ago, Mix said: lmao...this is pretty funny Everyone I knew always had these ideal pet situations and I would always be fucked over by whatever I got stuck with (never by choice). Good to be on the other side for once. It will be funny a few months from now. I’m still too close to the storm. Edited August 13, 2019 by garbagepailcat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
garbagepailcat Posted August 13, 2019 Author Share Posted August 13, 2019 18 hours ago, Poof said: Too many animals We’re all animals. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
garbagepailcat Posted August 13, 2019 Author Share Posted August 13, 2019 11 hours ago, StarPanda said: Theres only one option here get a chicken for the dog Yes. This. He’s a guardian dog, and he needs something to guard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
garbagepailcat Posted August 13, 2019 Author Share Posted August 13, 2019 9 hours ago, molarbear said: I'm assuming Geese are like Ducks in that if you're going to keep them as a pet you're suppose to clip their wings so they can't fly Not sure if you can do it when they're grown though Either way, if that Goose comes back and this situation gets figured out, this Dog Goose friendship sounds like something I would watch on Youtube I thought about this immediately, but everyone told me that geese aren’t parakeets and you can’t just clip their wings cause they can’t get away from predators. I’m not holding my breath about it showing back up, but man, they were sweet together. 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted August 13, 2019 Share Posted August 13, 2019 4 hours ago, garbagepailcat said: We’re all animals. What's that nin song? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuggstop Posted August 13, 2019 Share Posted August 13, 2019 8 minutes ago, Poof said: What's that nin song? I wanna copulate like a beast with you 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
garbagepailcat Posted August 14, 2019 Author Share Posted August 14, 2019 He has destroyed: two pair of blinds and a gutter 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LoLJackass Posted August 14, 2019 Share Posted August 14, 2019 14 hours ago, garbagepailcat said: I thought about this immediately, but everyone told me that geese aren’t parakeets and you can’t just clip their wings cause they can’t get away from predators. I’m not holding my breath about it showing back up, but man, they were sweet together. Is that goose poo and did he eat it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
garbagepailcat Posted August 14, 2019 Author Share Posted August 14, 2019 9 hours ago, LoLJackass said: Is that goose poo and did he eat it? It’s a piece of bread I’m p sure Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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