ever fart and then accidentally crap yourself

[Phillies]

a little bit while fapping

i hate that

[TrigunBebop]

what is this I don't even

[Ginguy]

Worse than a Zeni thread....

 

[Sir Teddybar Gut Fullung]

lolwtf, bro? XD

[Ric]

Can't say I have. 

[Juice McKenzie]

its probably because your butt hole is so loose from all the dickings you get

[Still Me]

No...sharted once...blame chipotle 

[Sieg67]

Can't say that I have.

[GuyBeardmane]

I coughed at the same time I farted and I made a sharbus in my undies.  Took a shower right away.

[CutieQuesadilla]

When fasting, never trust a fart. Tbh.