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Speaking of Hovels.

Jesus, baller status confirmed... 2 jobs and a shithole to show for it... employee of the month has its perks I see.

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3 hours ago, Clu said:

Speaking of Hovels.

Jesus, baller status confirmed... 2 jobs and a shithole to show for it... employee of the month has its perks I see.

You can't compare a house from the 50s  in a black neighborhood to your mansion of white privilege.

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18 minutes ago, discolemonade said:

i wonder if she high fives that pic on her way out into the world for the day. 

 

Our matriarch put that there and i hope her spirit comes into your karma for attacking it bish

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Since the Lord and Savior of the white people has been analyzed already, I want to note that based on the time stamp, this meth head came over around midnight with some cold, shitty fish take-out. Startling your mom in the process, who was ass deep into some porn of her own at that time. Threw on a.....blanket to come see wtf was going on. But fish is fish, so she came out to get a piece??

And what is the piece of Packard-esque equipment on the table in front of the real Slim Shady?

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5 minutes ago, midnight said:

Since the Lord and Savior of the white people has been analyzed already, I want to note that based on the time stamp, this meth head came over around midnight with some cold, shitty fish take-out. Startling your mom in the process, who was ass deep into some porn of her own at that time. Threw on a.....blanket to come see wtf was going on. But fish is fish, so she came out to get a piece??

And what is the piece of Packard-esque equipment on the table in front of the real Slim Shady?

The karaoke machine? Lol

Posted
9 minutes ago, 🍬Candy🍬 said:

You can't compare a house from the 50s  in a black neighborhood to your mansion of white privilege.

The year of your house has nothing to do with the shit you keep in it.

 

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Posted
14 minutes ago, Clu said:

The year of your house has nothing to do with the shit you keep in it.

 

Lol why are you so outrageously jealous of me? Wife making you miserable already huh?

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Jesus was a carpenter. He should do something about that ugly goddamn hallway.

James Wan might be interested in your house for the next Conjuring movie.

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What does having a shitty ass house have to do with your inability to hang pictures correctly?

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Just now, 🍬Candy🍬 said:

They are hung properly 

No they are not.

What do you know?

Posted
1 minute ago, discolemonade said:

and is that door swinging out the wrong way? 

like...is her room a closet?

 

It also looks like the top frame over the door is very nasty. 

That's not shadowing. That's dust, dirt, grime, etc.

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1 minute ago, discolemonade said:

well...i mean, i know my dresser is a mess. 

but...yikes. 

also...in her defense...at least she doesn't have some gawd awful red~shag carpet. >.>

Fuck you.

You can't see her floor.

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maybe she can get ex to come and paint, and dust. 

at the very least 'he still loves me' would be a solid statement. 

bringing over some left over drive thru cap'n d's at 2300 for a booty call, getting busted by the mum sure isn't helping her

'he still loves me' defense. 

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1 minute ago, discolemonade said:

maybe she can get ex to come and paint, and dust. 

at the very least 'he still loves me' would be a solid statement. 

bringing over some left over drive thru cap'n d's at 2300 for a booty call, getting busted by the mum sure isn't helping her

'he still loves me' defense. 

Maybe he's banging her mom. He can benefit more from tapping that old ass than he can from tapping her fat ass.

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8 minutes ago, discolemonade said:

well...i mean, i know my dresser is a mess. 

but...yikes. 

also...in her defense...at least she doesn't have some gawd awful red~shag carpet. >.>

RIP out the carpet and refinish the hardwood floors 

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3 minutes ago, discolemonade said:

maybe she can get ex to come and paint, and dust. 

at the very least 'he still loves me' would be a solid statement. 

bringing over some left over drive thru cap'n d's at 2300 for a booty call, getting busted by the mum sure isn't helping her

'he still loves me' defense. 

Wait. Hold up.

It's not he still loves me.

It's, ''he still love me.''

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1 minute ago, midnight said:

Maybe he's banging her mom. He can benefit more from tapping that old ass than he can from tapping her fat ass.

That's it you're sleeping outside tonight and no wwe or anything else wrestling for 2 weeks after this horrible image 

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Just now, helpme said:

That's it you're sleeping outside tonight and no wwe or anything else wrestling for 2 weeks after this horrible image 

I deserve that.

Posted
1 minute ago, discolemonade said:

 

damnit helps...

just gawd damnit. 

Well if the house is before 77 then her chance of getting it is only 80 %

Posted
13 minutes ago, 🍬Candy🍬 said:

We are working out heirship for remodeling fucking lay off already lol

Getting crackheads to do your housework, and it shows.

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