🍬Candy🍬 Posted July 7, 2019 Share Posted July 7, 2019 No wonder my fangs are out 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stilgar Posted July 7, 2019 Share Posted July 7, 2019 Take responsibility for your own actions and stop blaming your "illness" and other bullshit for it. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
🍬Candy🍬 Posted July 7, 2019 Author Share Posted July 7, 2019 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vamped Posted July 7, 2019 Share Posted July 7, 2019 ..... white jesus ... 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clu Posted July 7, 2019 Share Posted July 7, 2019 Speaking of Hovels. Jesus, baller status confirmed... 2 jobs and a shithole to show for it... employee of the month has its perks I see. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
discolé monade Posted July 7, 2019 Share Posted July 7, 2019 9 hours ago, Vamped said: ..... white jesus ... i wonder if she high fives that pic on her way out into the world for the day. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
🍬Candy🍬 Posted July 7, 2019 Author Share Posted July 7, 2019 3 hours ago, Clu said: Speaking of Hovels. Jesus, baller status confirmed... 2 jobs and a shithole to show for it... employee of the month has its perks I see. You can't compare a house from the 50s in a black neighborhood to your mansion of white privilege. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
🍬Candy🍬 Posted July 7, 2019 Author Share Posted July 7, 2019 (edited) 18 minutes ago, discolemonade said: i wonder if she high fives that pic on her way out into the world for the day. Our matriarch put that there and i hope her spirit comes into your karma for attacking it bish Edited July 7, 2019 by 🍬Candy🍬 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
midnight Posted July 7, 2019 Share Posted July 7, 2019 (edited) Since the Lord and Savior of the white people has been analyzed already, I want to note that based on the time stamp, this meth head came over around midnight with some cold, shitty fish take-out. Startling your mom in the process, who was ass deep into some porn of her own at that time. Threw on a.....blanket to come see wtf was going on. But fish is fish, so she came out to get a piece?? And what is the piece of Packard-esque equipment on the table in front of the real Slim Shady? Edited July 7, 2019 by midnight 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
midnight Posted July 7, 2019 Share Posted July 7, 2019 Hahaha @ matriarch. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
🍬Candy🍬 Posted July 7, 2019 Author Share Posted July 7, 2019 5 minutes ago, midnight said: Since the Lord and Savior of the white people has been analyzed already, I want to note that based on the time stamp, this meth head came over around midnight with some cold, shitty fish take-out. Startling your mom in the process, who was ass deep into some porn of her own at that time. Threw on a.....blanket to come see wtf was going on. But fish is fish, so she came out to get a piece?? And what is the piece of Packard-esque equipment on the table in front of the real Slim Shady? The karaoke machine? Lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clu Posted July 7, 2019 Share Posted July 7, 2019 9 minutes ago, 🍬Candy🍬 said: You can't compare a house from the 50s in a black neighborhood to your mansion of white privilege. The year of your house has nothing to do with the shit you keep in it. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
🍬Candy🍬 Posted July 7, 2019 Author Share Posted July 7, 2019 14 minutes ago, Clu said: The year of your house has nothing to do with the shit you keep in it. Lol why are you so outrageously jealous of me? Wife making you miserable already huh? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
discolé monade Posted July 7, 2019 Share Posted July 7, 2019 26 minutes ago, 🍬Candy🍬 said: Our matriarch put that there and i hope her spirit comes into your karma for attacking it bish pfft. i'll just get my convent to cast protection. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
discolé monade Posted July 7, 2019 Share Posted July 7, 2019 that pseudoscience reasoning. can't even take responsibility for your shitty behavior. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clu Posted July 7, 2019 Share Posted July 7, 2019 When do the stars align to make her heart explode? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
midnight Posted July 7, 2019 Share Posted July 7, 2019 I mean, I have a Ouija board if she wants to get all B-movie magical and shit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
midnight Posted July 7, 2019 Share Posted July 7, 2019 Jesus was a carpenter. He should do something about that ugly goddamn hallway. James Wan might be interested in your house for the next Conjuring movie. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clu Posted July 7, 2019 Share Posted July 7, 2019 What does having a shitty ass house have to do with your inability to hang pictures correctly? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
midnight Posted July 7, 2019 Share Posted July 7, 2019 You are the person who gets a fortune cookie and it says Better Luck Next Time. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naraku4656 Posted July 7, 2019 Share Posted July 7, 2019 what the heck does that even mean Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
discolé monade Posted July 7, 2019 Share Posted July 7, 2019 why is that 'panel board' put on horizontal? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
midnight Posted July 7, 2019 Share Posted July 7, 2019 Just now, discolemonade said: why is that 'panel board' put on horizontal? That's what I was talking about. That hallway is fucked up. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
🍬Candy🍬 Posted July 7, 2019 Author Share Posted July 7, 2019 17 minutes ago, Clu said: What does having a shitty ass house have to do with your inability to hang pictures correctly? They are hung properly Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clu Posted July 7, 2019 Share Posted July 7, 2019 Just now, 🍬Candy🍬 said: They are hung properly No they are not. What do you know? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
discolé monade Posted July 7, 2019 Share Posted July 7, 2019 1 minute ago, midnight said: That's what I was talking about. That hallway is fucked up. and is that door swinging out the wrong way? like...is her room a closet? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
midnight Posted July 7, 2019 Share Posted July 7, 2019 1 minute ago, 🍬Candy🍬 said: They are hung properly You said hung. 🤣 Racist. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
midnight Posted July 7, 2019 Share Posted July 7, 2019 Just now, discolemonade said: and is that door swinging out the wrong way? like...is her room a closet? Yes. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
discolé monade Posted July 7, 2019 Share Posted July 7, 2019 Just now, midnight said: Yes. well...i mean, i know my dresser is a mess. but...yikes. also...in her defense...at least she doesn't have some gawd awful red~shag carpet. >.> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
midnight Posted July 7, 2019 Share Posted July 7, 2019 1 minute ago, discolemonade said: and is that door swinging out the wrong way? like...is her room a closet? It also looks like the top frame over the door is very nasty. That's not shadowing. That's dust, dirt, grime, etc. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
midnight Posted July 7, 2019 Share Posted July 7, 2019 (edited) 1 minute ago, discolemonade said: well...i mean, i know my dresser is a mess. but...yikes. also...in her defense...at least she doesn't have some gawd awful red~shag carpet. >.> Fuck you. You can't see her floor. Edited July 7, 2019 by midnight 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
discolé monade Posted July 7, 2019 Share Posted July 7, 2019 maybe she can get ex to come and paint, and dust. at the very least 'he still loves me' would be a solid statement. bringing over some left over drive thru cap'n d's at 2300 for a booty call, getting busted by the mum sure isn't helping her 'he still loves me' defense. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
helpme Posted July 7, 2019 Share Posted July 7, 2019 Popcorn ceiling probably full of asbestos 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
midnight Posted July 7, 2019 Share Posted July 7, 2019 1 minute ago, discolemonade said: maybe she can get ex to come and paint, and dust. at the very least 'he still loves me' would be a solid statement. bringing over some left over drive thru cap'n d's at 2300 for a booty call, getting busted by the mum sure isn't helping her 'he still loves me' defense. Maybe he's banging her mom. He can benefit more from tapping that old ass than he can from tapping her fat ass. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
midnight Posted July 7, 2019 Share Posted July 7, 2019 1 minute ago, helpme said: Popcorn ceiling probably full of asbestos I thought that too. She will use the asbestos defense now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
discolé monade Posted July 7, 2019 Share Posted July 7, 2019 popcorn ceiling is the worst! maybe he can smooth that out too? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
discolé monade Posted July 7, 2019 Share Posted July 7, 2019 Just now, midnight said: Maybe he's banging her mom. He can benefit more from tapping that old ass than he can from tapping her fat ass. ewwww ewwww. damnit man Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
helpme Posted July 7, 2019 Share Posted July 7, 2019 8 minutes ago, discolemonade said: well...i mean, i know my dresser is a mess. but...yikes. also...in her defense...at least she doesn't have some gawd awful red~shag carpet. >.> RIP out the carpet and refinish the hardwood floors Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
midnight Posted July 7, 2019 Share Posted July 7, 2019 3 minutes ago, discolemonade said: maybe she can get ex to come and paint, and dust. at the very least 'he still loves me' would be a solid statement. bringing over some left over drive thru cap'n d's at 2300 for a booty call, getting busted by the mum sure isn't helping her 'he still loves me' defense. Wait. Hold up. It's not he still loves me. It's, ''he still love me.'' 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
discolé monade Posted July 7, 2019 Share Posted July 7, 2019 2 minutes ago, helpme said: Popcorn ceiling probably full of asbestos Just now, midnight said: I thought that too. She will use the asbestos defense now. damnit helps... just gawd damnit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
helpme Posted July 7, 2019 Share Posted July 7, 2019 1 minute ago, midnight said: Maybe he's banging her mom. He can benefit more from tapping that old ass than he can from tapping her fat ass. That's it you're sleeping outside tonight and no wwe or anything else wrestling for 2 weeks after this horrible image 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
midnight Posted July 7, 2019 Share Posted July 7, 2019 helps helps when helps can help. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
discolé monade Posted July 7, 2019 Share Posted July 7, 2019 eh....i'm bored. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
midnight Posted July 7, 2019 Share Posted July 7, 2019 Just now, helpme said: That's it you're sleeping outside tonight and no wwe or anything else wrestling for 2 weeks after this horrible image I deserve that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
midnight Posted July 7, 2019 Share Posted July 7, 2019 Just now, discolemonade said: eh....i'm bored. Me too. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
helpme Posted July 7, 2019 Share Posted July 7, 2019 1 minute ago, discolemonade said: damnit helps... just gawd damnit. Well if the house is before 77 then her chance of getting it is only 80 % Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
helpme Posted July 7, 2019 Share Posted July 7, 2019 1 minute ago, midnight said: I deserve that. And eggs only meals for 5 days 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
🍬Candy🍬 Posted July 7, 2019 Author Share Posted July 7, 2019 We are working out heirship for remodeling fucking lay off already lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clu Posted July 7, 2019 Share Posted July 7, 2019 13 minutes ago, 🍬Candy🍬 said: We are working out heirship for remodeling fucking lay off already lol Getting crackheads to do your housework, and it shows. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
🍬Candy🍬 Posted July 7, 2019 Author Share Posted July 7, 2019 Just now, Clu said: Getting crackheads to do your housework, and it shows. My family does that. Not me. Lol obviously i dont mind spending money on stuff Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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