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Politics, History, slice of life issues? I should really turn in my immunization records today, so I'm gonna try and focus on that. And then I really should try reading more from my Global Capitalism book for class that starts monday. 😮 What's your dilio?

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My right testicle is noticeably larger than my left.

Having a baby is just keeping cum as a pet.

Ducks are just chickens with kazoos.

 

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1 minute ago, jackiemarie90 said:

What about them? Mine are on the wash board size, I barely make the B cup. 

Small titties need love too, and I'm happy to oblige.

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1 minute ago, Cancer said:

My right testicle is noticeably larger than my left.

Having a baby is just keeping cum as a pet.

Ducks are just chickens with kazoos.

 

Are you gonna be a Papi chulo? I'd say cum is just code, and baby is a program that develops from the code. 

Also, ducks gotta be a little different more because they taste more delicious to me. lol

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Just now, jackiemarie90 said:

Are you gonna be a Papi chulo? I'd say cum is just code, and baby is a program that develops from the code. 

Also, ducks gotta be a little different more because they taste more delicious to me. lol

She's trying. She has been taking many loads lately.... dafuq is up with marriage.

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Just now, Greeny said:

Small titties need love too, and I'm happy to oblige.

But a relationship is much more than titties. My BF says he likes them too but I also drive him crazy with my talking and attention seeking. lol

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1 minute ago, Cancer said:

She's trying. She has been taking many loads lately.... dafuq is up with marriage.

Are you complaining about sex? 😂 Idk, I'm not married and probably won't be for awhile cause I like financial aid checks. lol

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1 minute ago, jackiemarie90 said:

But a relationship is much more than titties. My BF says he likes them too but I also drive him crazy with my talking and attention seeking. lol

Woah woah woah. Who's talking about relationships here? I sure wasn't.

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Just now, jackiemarie90 said:

Are you complaining about sex? 😂 Idk, I'm not married and probably won't be for awhile cause I like financial aid checks. lol

No not complaining. But to quote Zap... the spirit is willing but the flesh is spongy and weak

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Just now, Greeny said:

Woah woah woah. Who's talking about relationships here? I sure wasn't.

Oh well I like to be in a relationship when someone plays with my titties. I think others tho too.

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1 minute ago, jackiemarie90 said:

Oh well I like to be in a relationship when someone plays with my titties. I think others tho too.

So I can't play with them?

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8 minutes ago, StarPanda said:

Gym today followed by extracurricular activities 

Extracurricular activies? Are you in school too? XD I miss going to the gym, but I'm dedicating my time to other things plus it's hard to get out of bed right now. lmao

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5 minutes ago, Distortedreasoning said:

haha im gonna fail most likely but that never slow me down ;)

Bro I don't know, confidence can take you far places man. Also, they say when you stop caring is when it happens. But again, idk, I'm on the hopeful side of things. lol

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50 minutes ago, jackiemarie90 said:

Politics, History, slice of life issues? I should really turn in my immunization records today, so I'm gonna try and focus on that. And then I really should try reading more from my Global Capitalism book for class that starts monday. 😮 What's your dilio?

Let's talk about you

And me

And her, simultaneous

You and me

And her and her and her

simultaneous lovin baby

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1 minute ago, cyberbully said:

Szechuan beef (or however you spell that shit)....Let's talk about it, then order it and then you go pick i up and bring it to my house.

I just door dashed this morning. :/ I haven't had szechuan beef I think, szechuan sauce yes, I put it on chicken over a month ago. It was guuuuud.

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21 minutes ago, jackiemarie90 said:

Bro I don't know, confidence can take you far places man. Also, they say when you stop caring is when it happens. But again, idk, I'm on the hopeful side of things. lol

yes i do think you are the more optimist of us two here lol xD

 

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18 minutes ago, Distortedreasoning said:

yes i do think you are the more optimist of us two here lol xD

 

Oh man I could go on for hours about the topic of optimism and pessimism. But then it would linger in the ranting territory. I like to ponder how are generation uses sarcasm and pessimism as a poor personality trait.  Even though people have been doing it for years, it seems particularly more rampant today. Idk, I'm naturally a pessimist, but I think relying on it over time can give us excuses to never try cool things in our lives.

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the boy lost his 1st tooth. 

but...he's already got his perms in. (2 behind the baby teeth)

like shark teeth. 

but...he's excited. 

i only wanted to give him 2 quarters (shiny)

mid wants to give him 2$. 

so...i guess i'll throw in anothe 1$

you know.....so the boy gets tree~fiddy. 

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7 minutes ago, discolemonade said:

the boy lost his 1st tooth. 

but...he's already got his perms in. (2 behind the baby teeth)

like shark teeth. 

but...he's excited. 

i only wanted to give him 2 quarters (shiny)

mid wants to give him 2$. 

so...i guess i'll throw in anothe 1$

you know.....so the boy gets tree~fiddy. 

Well that's exciting! Do you remember your first? I can't forget mine because I remember watching TGIF on t.v. and my favorite show at the time, Sabrina the teenage witch. I was scared so I tossed my tooth in the trash. lol

3.50 is certainly more than I had when I was kid, but I didn't adjust for inflation. lol Is he gonna save his monies? Or spend it on ice cream like I did. >__>

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5 minutes ago, jackiemarie90 said:

Oh man I could go on for hours about the topic of optimism and pessimism. But then it would linger in the ranting territory. I like to ponder how are generation uses sarcasm and pessimism as a poor personality trait.  Even though people have been doing it for years, it seems particularly more rampant today. Idk, I'm naturally a pessimist, but I think relying on it over time can give us excuses to never try cool things in our lives.

i would love to see this rant some day. sounds like you got a lot to say on the topic. and i do agree that it is used quite too often as an excuse to not try anything. im  kinda weird in the sense that i always envision myself succeeding before i try anything even though i know i'll fail, which always gives me the motivation to try but with a false sense of confidence. i'll fail a few times but after every attempt i learn what works and what doesnt and plan accordingly for my next attempt. 

 

 

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20 minutes ago, jackiemarie90 said:

Well that's exciting! Do you remember your first? I can't forget mine because I remember watching TGIF on t.v. and my favorite show at the time, Sabrina the teenage witch. I was scared so I tossed my tooth in the trash. lol

3.50 is certainly more than I had when I was kid, but I didn't adjust for inflation. lol Is he gonna save his monies? Or spend it on ice cream like I did. >__>

that kid has got a jar full. over 100$. 

he want's a bank account. 

he saves, for now. 

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