How many of you motherfuckers are left-handed?

[Skiles]

Let me know here, y'all!

Also I'm sorry I called you guys motherfuckers that one time.

[discolé monade]

hai. 

ambidextrous here. how you doin'?

[Cancer]

I masturbate left handed. Does that count?

[Greeny]

I'm left-handed but I've never fucked a mother though. Came close once.

[Cancer]

I've fucked a lot of moms

[stilgar]

I am not an abomination.

[katt_goddess]

Lefthanded despite all the attempts of the teachers to force me to write with the other hand.

Fun fact on that - I can write on a blackboard with my right hand because the teachers would be watching. But once I'd go back to my desk, pencil in the left hand. 

Other fun fact - I write with my right foot but not with the left. College brain wiring experiment done for the hell of it. 

[Naraku4656]

36 minutes ago, Cancer said:

I masturbate left handed. Does that count?

 

[Naraku4656]

i was left handed but my mom forced me to switch to my right when i was a little kid so for all intents and purposes i am right handed

[TrigunBebop]

I'm right handed for writing, but left handed for pretty much everything else.