Skiles Posted May 10, 2019 Posted May 10, 2019 Fuck everyone who rides a motorcycle. I hate all of them. When you ride a motorcycle, you're basically saying, "Okay, time to be obnoxious and make aย big loud noise because I have a tiny little baby penis." You're telling everyone within a two-mile radius, "HEY, EVERYONE! I DON'T HAVE ANY SELF-CONFIDENCE!ย LOOK AT MY BIG LOUD MOTORCYCLE! I'M DRIVING A VEHICLE THAT IS BOTH UNNECESSARILY LOUD, AND UNNECESSARILY UNSAFE!" ย 1
Skiles Posted May 10, 2019 Author Posted May 10, 2019 15 minutes ago, Sho Minamimoto said: South Park did it They probably did.ย
Xanatos Posted May 10, 2019 Posted May 10, 2019 We drive scooters here like real men....and ladies....and kids....hell I'm shocked I haven't seen a dog yet.
1938 Packard Posted May 10, 2019 Posted May 10, 2019 7 hours ago, Skiles said: Fuck everyone who rides a motorcycle. I hate all of them. When you ride a motorcycle, you're basically saying, "Okay, time to be obnoxious and make aย big loud noise because I have a tiny little baby penis." You're telling everyone within a two-mile radius, "HEY, EVERYONE! I DON'T HAVE ANY SELF-CONFIDENCE!ย LOOK AT MY BIG LOUD MOTORCYCLE! I'M DRIVING A VEHICLE THAT IS BOTH UNNECESSARILY LOUD, AND UNNECESSARILY UNSAFE!" ย Did you see the fender decal that goes with that? "Loud pipes save lives"
tsar4 Posted May 10, 2019 Posted May 10, 2019 3 hours ago, Xanatos said: We drive scooters here like real men....and ladies....and kids....hell I'm shocked I haven't seen a dog yet. 1
Skiles Posted May 10, 2019 Author Posted May 10, 2019 9 hours ago, Xanatos said: We drive scooters here like real men....and ladies....and kids....hell I'm shocked I haven't seen a dog yet. Well, get ready. ย
Skiles Posted May 10, 2019 Author Posted May 10, 2019 33 minutes ago, Opium said: ย Wow, I didn't know Keanu Reeves has a small penis. 1
Skiles Posted May 11, 2019 Author Posted May 11, 2019 7 minutes ago, jackiemarie90 said: ย I thought that entrance was pretty cool, actually. His entrance at WM 35 was really cool, until Michael Cole yelled "HOW COOL WAS THAT??" Which immediately made it 97% less cool.
jackiemarie90 Posted May 11, 2019 Posted May 11, 2019 1 minute ago, Skiles said: I thought that entrance was pretty cool, actually. His entrance at WM 35 was really cool, until Michael Cole yelled "HOW COOL WAS THAT??" Which immediately made it 97% less cool. Lol I had a small feeling you would defend him. ย idk donโt care much about motorcycles just wouldnโt want to ride one lol
Skiles Posted May 11, 2019 Author Posted May 11, 2019 Just now, jackiemarie90 said: Lol I had a small feeling you would defend him. ย idk donโt care much about motorcycles just wouldnโt want to ride one lol I'm defending him, per se. What I say stands, he still has a tiny baby penis. But the entrance was cool.ย 1
Opium Posted May 11, 2019 Posted May 11, 2019 2 hours ago, Skiles said: Wow, I didn't know Keanu Reeves has a small penis. If I were a Navy SEAL operative I'd make it a personal mission of mine to hunt you down and entrap you, only to unzip your pants and show the world just how small a penis can be.
Skiles Posted May 11, 2019 Author Posted May 11, 2019 Just now, Opium said: If I were a Navy SEAL operative I'd make it a personal mission of mine to hunt you down and entrap you, only to unzip your pants and show the world just how small a penis can be. Well, ignoring that whole "I would sexually assault you" comment, I will say I don't have a huge monster cock, but I'm well within the average range. Maybe try not being so defensive, y'know?
Skiles Posted May 11, 2019 Author Posted May 11, 2019 2 minutes ago, Opium said: If I were a Navy SEAL operative I'd make it a personal mission of mine to hunt you down and entrap you, only to unzip your pants and show the world just how small a penis can be. Also, let's say I did, in fact, have a straight-up micro-penis. I wouldn't let it affect how I act in public, and I wouldn't feel the need to overcompensate. That's the issue I have with motorcycle guys.
Opium Posted May 11, 2019 Posted May 11, 2019 29 minutes ago, Skiles said: Well, ignoring that whole "I would sexually assault you" comment, I will say I don't have a huge monster cock, but I'm well within the average range. Maybe try not being so defensive, y'know? I'm not assaulting, I'm just unzipping your pants. But sure, I would sexually assault you. I would use my specialized military training to destroy your pants. For Keanu.
Opium Posted May 11, 2019 Posted May 11, 2019 28 minutes ago, Skiles said: Also, let's say I did, in fact, have a straight-up micro-penis. I wouldn't let it affect how I act in public, and I wouldn't feel the need to overcompensate. That's the issue I have with motorcycle guys. You don't know that for sure.
Skiles Posted May 11, 2019 Author Posted May 11, 2019 17 minutes ago, Opium said: I'm not assaulting, I'm just unzipping your pants. But sure, I would sexually assault you. I would use my specialized military training to destroy your pants. For Keanu. "FOR KEANU" would make for a strange but kinda cool battle cry. 17 minutes ago, Opium said: You don't know that for sure. In my teens and early 20s, when I was insecure about everything (especially my height), I might have let it bother me. Nowadays, nah. I'm an adult man who's 5'1". I know I was dealt a pretty weak hand. So I learned to be comfortable with the cards I have. Also, as I'm typing this, a commercial came on for Keanu Reeves appearing on the Tonight Show. So that's weird.
Opium Posted May 11, 2019 Posted May 11, 2019 27 minutes ago, Skiles said: "FOR KEANU" would make for a strange but kinda cool battle cry. In my teens and early 20s, when I was insecure about everything (especially my height), I might have let it bother me. Nowadays, nah. I'm an adult man who's 5'1". I know I was dealt a pretty weak hand. So I learned to be comfortable with the cards I have. Also, as I'm typing this, a commercial came on for Keanu Reeves appearing on the Tonight Show. So that's weird. Oh, so you're a toddler? I'm pretty sure toddlers can't ride motorcycles anyways, so it's probably for the best
Skiles Posted May 11, 2019 Author Posted May 11, 2019 3 hours ago, Opium said: Oh, so you're a toddler? I'm pretty sure toddlers can't ride motorcycles anyways, so it's probably for the best This all stems from being angry that I can't see over the handlebars. 1
Skiles Posted May 11, 2019 Author Posted May 11, 2019 1 hour ago, TrigunBebop said: Ride balloons, not motorcycles. Or something I don't know about balloons, but I could probably ride one of those giant bouncy balls with the handles.
TrigunBebop Posted May 11, 2019 Posted May 11, 2019 5 minutes ago, Skiles said: I don't know about balloons, but I could probably ride one of those giant bouncy balls with the handles. That's just an imitation balloon.
Rogue_Alphonse Posted May 11, 2019 Posted May 11, 2019 22 hours ago, Skiles said: Fuck everyone who rides a motorcycle. I hate all of them. When you ride a motorcycle, you're basically saying, "Okay, time to be obnoxious and make aย big loud noise because I have a tiny little baby penis." You're telling everyone within a two-mile radius, "HEY, EVERYONE! I DON'T HAVE ANY SELF-CONFIDENCE!ย LOOK AT MY BIG LOUD MOTORCYCLE! I'M DRIVING A VEHICLE THAT IS BOTH UNNECESSARILY LOUD, AND UNNECESSARILY UNSAFE!" ย I mean I rode a CBR 600RR for 8 years... it wasn't obnoxious, it wasn't loud, it would do 200mph easily, it sat happily at 120 on the highway, it got 50-55 miles per gallon, and it was comfortable.
Skiles Posted May 11, 2019 Author Posted May 11, 2019 1 hour ago, ๐๐ค๐๐ช๐๐ผ๐ก๐ฅ๐๐ค๐ฃ๐จ๐ said: I mean I rode a CBR 600RR for 8 years... it wasn't obnoxious, it wasn't loud, it would do 200mph easily, it sat happily at 120 on the highway, it got 50-55 miles per gallon, and it was comfortable. Maybe that's different, then. I don't know anything about sensible motorcycles, because the only ones I notice are the stupid obnoxious ones. Soย when I think of motorcycles, that's what comes to mind. Those bikes, and the people on those bikes.
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