Skiles Posted May 10, 2019 Posted May 10, 2019 Fuck everyone who rides a motorcycle. I hate all of them. When you ride a motorcycle, you're basically saying, "Okay, time to be obnoxious and make a big loud noise because I have a tiny little baby penis." You're telling everyone within a two-mile radius, "HEY, EVERYONE! I DON'T HAVE ANY SELF-CONFIDENCE! LOOK AT MY BIG LOUD MOTORCYCLE! I'M DRIVING A VEHICLE THAT IS BOTH UNNECESSARILY LOUD, AND UNNECESSARILY UNSAFE!" 1
Skiles Posted May 10, 2019 Author Posted May 10, 2019 15 minutes ago, Sho Minamimoto said: South Park did it They probably did.
Xanatos Posted May 10, 2019 Posted May 10, 2019 We drive scooters here like real men....and ladies....and kids....hell I'm shocked I haven't seen a dog yet.
1938 Packard Posted May 10, 2019 Posted May 10, 2019 7 hours ago, Skiles said: Fuck everyone who rides a motorcycle. I hate all of them. When you ride a motorcycle, you're basically saying, "Okay, time to be obnoxious and make a big loud noise because I have a tiny little baby penis." You're telling everyone within a two-mile radius, "HEY, EVERYONE! I DON'T HAVE ANY SELF-CONFIDENCE! LOOK AT MY BIG LOUD MOTORCYCLE! I'M DRIVING A VEHICLE THAT IS BOTH UNNECESSARILY LOUD, AND UNNECESSARILY UNSAFE!" Did you see the fender decal that goes with that? "Loud pipes save lives"
tsar4 Posted May 10, 2019 Posted May 10, 2019 3 hours ago, Xanatos said: We drive scooters here like real men....and ladies....and kids....hell I'm shocked I haven't seen a dog yet. 1
Skiles Posted May 10, 2019 Author Posted May 10, 2019 9 hours ago, Xanatos said: We drive scooters here like real men....and ladies....and kids....hell I'm shocked I haven't seen a dog yet. Well, get ready.
Skiles Posted May 10, 2019 Author Posted May 10, 2019 33 minutes ago, Opium said: Wow, I didn't know Keanu Reeves has a small penis. 1
Skiles Posted May 11, 2019 Author Posted May 11, 2019 7 minutes ago, jackiemarie90 said: I thought that entrance was pretty cool, actually. His entrance at WM 35 was really cool, until Michael Cole yelled "HOW COOL WAS THAT??" Which immediately made it 97% less cool.
jackiemarie90 Posted May 11, 2019 Posted May 11, 2019 1 minute ago, Skiles said: I thought that entrance was pretty cool, actually. His entrance at WM 35 was really cool, until Michael Cole yelled "HOW COOL WAS THAT??" Which immediately made it 97% less cool. Lol I had a small feeling you would defend him. idk don’t care much about motorcycles just wouldn’t want to ride one lol
Skiles Posted May 11, 2019 Author Posted May 11, 2019 Just now, jackiemarie90 said: Lol I had a small feeling you would defend him. idk don’t care much about motorcycles just wouldn’t want to ride one lol I'm defending him, per se. What I say stands, he still has a tiny baby penis. But the entrance was cool. 1
Opium Posted May 11, 2019 Posted May 11, 2019 2 hours ago, Skiles said: Wow, I didn't know Keanu Reeves has a small penis. If I were a Navy SEAL operative I'd make it a personal mission of mine to hunt you down and entrap you, only to unzip your pants and show the world just how small a penis can be.
Skiles Posted May 11, 2019 Author Posted May 11, 2019 Just now, Opium said: If I were a Navy SEAL operative I'd make it a personal mission of mine to hunt you down and entrap you, only to unzip your pants and show the world just how small a penis can be. Well, ignoring that whole "I would sexually assault you" comment, I will say I don't have a huge monster cock, but I'm well within the average range. Maybe try not being so defensive, y'know?
Skiles Posted May 11, 2019 Author Posted May 11, 2019 2 minutes ago, Opium said: If I were a Navy SEAL operative I'd make it a personal mission of mine to hunt you down and entrap you, only to unzip your pants and show the world just how small a penis can be. Also, let's say I did, in fact, have a straight-up micro-penis. I wouldn't let it affect how I act in public, and I wouldn't feel the need to overcompensate. That's the issue I have with motorcycle guys.
Opium Posted May 11, 2019 Posted May 11, 2019 29 minutes ago, Skiles said: Well, ignoring that whole "I would sexually assault you" comment, I will say I don't have a huge monster cock, but I'm well within the average range. Maybe try not being so defensive, y'know? I'm not assaulting, I'm just unzipping your pants. But sure, I would sexually assault you. I would use my specialized military training to destroy your pants. For Keanu.
Opium Posted May 11, 2019 Posted May 11, 2019 28 minutes ago, Skiles said: Also, let's say I did, in fact, have a straight-up micro-penis. I wouldn't let it affect how I act in public, and I wouldn't feel the need to overcompensate. That's the issue I have with motorcycle guys. You don't know that for sure.
Skiles Posted May 11, 2019 Author Posted May 11, 2019 17 minutes ago, Opium said: I'm not assaulting, I'm just unzipping your pants. But sure, I would sexually assault you. I would use my specialized military training to destroy your pants. For Keanu. "FOR KEANU" would make for a strange but kinda cool battle cry. 17 minutes ago, Opium said: You don't know that for sure. In my teens and early 20s, when I was insecure about everything (especially my height), I might have let it bother me. Nowadays, nah. I'm an adult man who's 5'1". I know I was dealt a pretty weak hand. So I learned to be comfortable with the cards I have. Also, as I'm typing this, a commercial came on for Keanu Reeves appearing on the Tonight Show. So that's weird.
Opium Posted May 11, 2019 Posted May 11, 2019 27 minutes ago, Skiles said: "FOR KEANU" would make for a strange but kinda cool battle cry. In my teens and early 20s, when I was insecure about everything (especially my height), I might have let it bother me. Nowadays, nah. I'm an adult man who's 5'1". I know I was dealt a pretty weak hand. So I learned to be comfortable with the cards I have. Also, as I'm typing this, a commercial came on for Keanu Reeves appearing on the Tonight Show. So that's weird. Oh, so you're a toddler? I'm pretty sure toddlers can't ride motorcycles anyways, so it's probably for the best
Skiles Posted May 11, 2019 Author Posted May 11, 2019 3 hours ago, Opium said: Oh, so you're a toddler? I'm pretty sure toddlers can't ride motorcycles anyways, so it's probably for the best This all stems from being angry that I can't see over the handlebars. 1
Skiles Posted May 11, 2019 Author Posted May 11, 2019 1 hour ago, TrigunBebop said: Ride balloons, not motorcycles. Or something I don't know about balloons, but I could probably ride one of those giant bouncy balls with the handles.
TrigunBebop Posted May 11, 2019 Posted May 11, 2019 5 minutes ago, Skiles said: I don't know about balloons, but I could probably ride one of those giant bouncy balls with the handles. That's just an imitation balloon.
Rogue_Alphonse Posted May 11, 2019 Posted May 11, 2019 22 hours ago, Skiles said: Fuck everyone who rides a motorcycle. I hate all of them. When you ride a motorcycle, you're basically saying, "Okay, time to be obnoxious and make a big loud noise because I have a tiny little baby penis." You're telling everyone within a two-mile radius, "HEY, EVERYONE! I DON'T HAVE ANY SELF-CONFIDENCE! LOOK AT MY BIG LOUD MOTORCYCLE! I'M DRIVING A VEHICLE THAT IS BOTH UNNECESSARILY LOUD, AND UNNECESSARILY UNSAFE!" I mean I rode a CBR 600RR for 8 years... it wasn't obnoxious, it wasn't loud, it would do 200mph easily, it sat happily at 120 on the highway, it got 50-55 miles per gallon, and it was comfortable.
Skiles Posted May 11, 2019 Author Posted May 11, 2019 1 hour ago, 𝙍𝙤𝙜𝙪𝙚𝘼𝙡𝙥𝙝𝙤𝙣𝙨𝙚 said: I mean I rode a CBR 600RR for 8 years... it wasn't obnoxious, it wasn't loud, it would do 200mph easily, it sat happily at 120 on the highway, it got 50-55 miles per gallon, and it was comfortable. Maybe that's different, then. I don't know anything about sensible motorcycles, because the only ones I notice are the stupid obnoxious ones. So when I think of motorcycles, that's what comes to mind. Those bikes, and the people on those bikes.
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