garbagepailcat Posted April 16, 2019 Share Posted April 16, 2019 Trying to convince myself that it’d be okay to smoke a little bit today. Why is it that weed stays in your body longer than anything else? Fat cells, I know. But like, it’s almost like it was meant to be there, like your body wants it there. I don’t like drinking, and even if I did, I can’t justify day drinking. The chances that I’ll get a drug test during a first interview are so slim, but I still don’t want to risk it. I could get some clean pee, but that’s a task. I just wish this wasn’t a thing. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Opium Posted April 16, 2019 Share Posted April 16, 2019 Smoke and then when it comes time for the test just pull out the Nine Inch Nail toy and hand them the squirt instead Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GunStarHero Posted April 16, 2019 Share Posted April 16, 2019 At least it's not the hair test. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sawdamizer Posted April 16, 2019 Share Posted April 16, 2019 Day drinking is fun Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mix Posted April 16, 2019 Share Posted April 16, 2019 1 hour ago, garbagepailcat said: Trying to convince myself that it’d be okay to smoke a little bit today. Why is it that weed stays in your body longer than anything else? Fat cells, I know. But like, it’s almost like it was meant to be there, like your body wants it there. I don’t like drinking, and even if I did, I can’t justify day drinking. The chances that I’ll get a drug test during a first interview are so slim, but I still don’t want to risk it. I could get some clean pee, but that’s a task. I just wish this wasn’t a thing. Sure you can...."can't" is for quitters who sit in circles in basements constantly introducing themselves Now I find that if you start drinking, the alcohol will help justify itself Pro-tip: yes, people can smell clear liquor on your breathe....arguing that they're liars 'cause clear liquor is undetectable is also not advisable Pro-tip: ignore everything I say 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PhilosipherStoned Posted April 16, 2019 Share Posted April 16, 2019 Me too, but only because the places trying to hire me this time around arent your normal 9 to 5's.. All I have to say on the topic of marijuana is it'd be really great if I could smoke it right now legally. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Distortedreasoning Posted April 16, 2019 Share Posted April 16, 2019 2 hours ago, garbagepailcat said: Trying to convince myself that it’d be okay to smoke a little bit today. Why is it that weed stays in your body longer than anything else? Fat cells, I know. But like, it’s almost like it was meant to be there, like your body wants it there. I don’t like drinking, and even if I did, I can’t justify day drinking. The chances that I’ll get a drug test during a first interview are so slim, but I still don’t want to risk it. I could get some clean pee, but that’s a task. I just wish this wasn’t a thing. keep doing what you need to do. then after you get the job you can smoke freely. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bnmjy Posted April 16, 2019 Share Posted April 16, 2019 I started smoking cigs again, my guiltiest pleasure. Not lookimg forward to withdrawal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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