Zenigundam Posted March 27, 2019 Share Posted March 27, 2019 An autobiographical account of how Zeni rose from the gangsta lifestyle to fame and glory and living lavioushly, surrounded by sexy, legal age, teenage women. Buy the book when it drops. A worthwhile read 🤘 Zeni is money in Japanese, the inspiration but I've said that many times Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ric Posted March 27, 2019 Share Posted March 27, 2019 (edited) I'll buy two copies and have you autograph them. One to keep, and one to flip for insane profit. Edited March 27, 2019 by Ric Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted March 27, 2019 Author Share Posted March 27, 2019 3 minutes ago, Ric said: I'll be two copies and have you autograph. One to keep, and one to flip for insane profit. A wise man indeed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ric Posted March 27, 2019 Share Posted March 27, 2019 You'd think I was drunk when I posted that, but nope. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rogue_Alphonse Posted March 27, 2019 Share Posted March 27, 2019 Please share with us the video of you throwing a chair. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ric Posted March 27, 2019 Share Posted March 27, 2019 We also need a Zenigundam documentary film. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mthor Posted March 27, 2019 Share Posted March 27, 2019 41 minutes ago, Zenigundam said: An autobiographical account of how Zeni rose from the gangsta lifestyle to fame and glory and living lavioushly, surrounded by sexy, legal age, teenage women. Buy the book when it drops. A worthwhile read 🤘 Zeni is money in Japanese, the inspiration but I've said that many times Will the crayons be included? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
midnight Posted March 27, 2019 Share Posted March 27, 2019 You might be onto something. Lots of inexperienced people, just here alone, that could benefit from the read. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GunStarHero Posted March 27, 2019 Share Posted March 27, 2019 6 minutes ago, midnight said: You might be onto something. Lots of inexperienced people, just here alone, that could benefit from the read. Even Zeni himself could learn from his book. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
midnight Posted March 27, 2019 Share Posted March 27, 2019 (edited) 57 minutes ago, GunStarHero said: Even Zeni himself could learn from his book. Oh I was just messing with the dweeb. Only ass dude has seen was the one he slid out of. Edited March 27, 2019 by midnight Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted March 27, 2019 Author Share Posted March 27, 2019 1 hour ago, GunStarHero said: Even Zeni himself could learn from his book. Not likely seeing as I'm the author of this thrilling novel. Believe me, I'm writing this work of art for future generations. I'm already saddened by the state of Generation Z, and I'm hopeful that this book, and the lessons contained within, can assist them in losing their virginity and reproducing, in addition to acquiring various other life skills which they, on average, seem to be sorely lacking in. And another critical factor in my writing this book is that I hope that some of the Gen Z readers can divulge some of my hidden, alpha male secrets from it. This isn't like placing a bomb on a cracked wall in a Legend of Zelda game though, they're really gonna have to search within themselves to uncover these secrets... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tsar4 Posted March 28, 2019 Share Posted March 28, 2019 I've found out about "Rebecca" - https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/6169196/rebecca-zeni-model-eaten-alive-scabies-mites-georgia-lafayette/ 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PenguinBoss Posted March 28, 2019 Share Posted March 28, 2019 6 hours ago, 𝙍𝙤𝙜𝙪𝙚𝘼𝙡𝙥𝙝𝙤𝙣𝙨𝙚 said: Please share with us the video of you throwing a chair. 1 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Age of S'jet Posted March 28, 2019 Share Posted March 28, 2019 10 hours ago, Zenigundam said: An autobiographical account of how Zeni rose from the gangsta lifestyle to fame and glory and living lavioushly, surrounded by sexy, legal age, teenage women. Buy the book when it drops. A worthwhile read 🤘 Zeni is money in Japanese, the inspiration but I've said that many times pretty sure money is お金 - kane you fucking retard Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rogue_Alphonse Posted March 28, 2019 Share Posted March 28, 2019 4 hours ago, PenguinBoss said: You are one of those heroes that doesn't wear a cape. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Houdini Splicer Posted March 28, 2019 Share Posted March 28, 2019 It's a pop-up book, right? For all the times where you flex, approach someone, or furiously masturbate. Spoiler 90% of the book is Zeni masturbating, btw Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Owl Posted March 28, 2019 Share Posted March 28, 2019 The rise and fall of zeni Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted March 28, 2019 Author Share Posted March 28, 2019 (edited) 56 minutes ago, Houdini Splicer said: It's a pop-up book, right? For all the times where you flex, approach someone, or furiously masturbate. Reveal hidden contents 90% of the book is Zeni masturbating, btw You run into Kid Zeni. Let's say '99, and you seem him berating Melissa (whoa I really do want to type out her full name) for not reciprocating those feelings of intense passion he's felt for her for a while. He wants Melissa to be his first kiss because he hasn't hit puberty yet and kissing is his version of sex atm. What do you tell him? Edited March 28, 2019 by Zenigundam Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Houdini Splicer Posted March 29, 2019 Share Posted March 29, 2019 23 hours ago, Zenigundam said: You run into Kid Zeni. Let's say '99, and you seem him berating Melissa (whoa I really do want to type out her full name) for not reciprocating those feelings of intense passion he's felt for her for a while. He wants Melissa to be his first kiss because he hasn't hit puberty yet and kissing is his version of sex atm. What do you tell him? "Get used to being alone, kid." That's exactly what I would tell him/you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mthor Posted March 29, 2019 Share Posted March 29, 2019 On 3/27/2019 at 4:11 PM, GunStarHero said: Even Zeni himself could learn from his book. Can zeni read? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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