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From Gangstagundam to Zenigundam: The Rise of Zeni


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An autobiographical account of how Zeni rose from the gangsta lifestyle to fame and glory and living lavioushly, surrounded by sexy, legal age, teenage women. Buy the book when it drops. A worthwhile read 🤘

 

 

Zeni is money in Japanese, the inspiration but I've said that many times

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41 minutes ago, Zenigundam said:

An autobiographical account of how Zeni rose from the gangsta lifestyle to fame and glory and living lavioushly, surrounded by sexy, legal age, teenage women. Buy the book when it drops. A worthwhile read 🤘

 

 

Zeni is money in Japanese, the inspiration but I've said that many times

Will the crayons be included?

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1 hour ago, GunStarHero said:

Even Zeni himself could learn from his book. 

Not likely seeing as I'm the author of this thrilling novel. Believe me, I'm writing this work of art for future generations. I'm already saddened by the state of Generation Z, and I'm hopeful that this book, and the lessons contained within, can assist them in losing their virginity and reproducing, in addition to acquiring various other life skills which they, on average, seem to be sorely lacking in. And another critical factor in my writing this book is that I hope that some of the Gen Z readers can divulge some of my hidden, alpha male secrets from it. This isn't like placing a bomb on a cracked wall in a Legend of Zelda game though, they're really gonna have to search within themselves to uncover these secrets...

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10 hours ago, Zenigundam said:

An autobiographical account of how Zeni rose from the gangsta lifestyle to fame and glory and living lavioushly, surrounded by sexy, legal age, teenage women. Buy the book when it drops. A worthwhile read 🤘

 

 

Zeni is money in Japanese, the inspiration but I've said that many times

pretty sure money is お金 - kane 

you fucking retard

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56 minutes ago, Houdini Splicer said:

It's a pop-up book, right? For all the times where you flex, approach someone, or furiously masturbate. 

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90% of the book is Zeni masturbating, btw 

 

You run into Kid Zeni. Let's say '99, and you seem him berating Melissa (whoa I really do want to type out her full name) for not reciprocating those feelings of intense passion he's felt for her for a while. He wants Melissa to be his first kiss because he hasn't hit puberty yet and kissing is his version of sex atm. What do you tell him?

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23 hours ago, Zenigundam said:

You run into Kid Zeni. Let's say '99, and you seem him berating Melissa (whoa I really do want to type out her full name) for not reciprocating those feelings of intense passion he's felt for her for a while. He wants Melissa to be his first kiss because he hasn't hit puberty yet and kissing is his version of sex atm. What do you tell him?

"Get used to being alone, kid."

That's exactly what I would tell him/you.

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